[debilitated-hero]

I'm tired and sleepy but I want to write a fanfiction with Azula as the main character.

>’:

I just don’t know what the plot would be… Help?

[socrappily-deactivated20140302]

“what are you reading?”

“its a…online book.”

[angogabloggian]

“oh cool, what’s it about?”

“….uh….”

[starksnstripes]

[christophrnolan]

I love that everyone just knows

[ishipanarmada]

Or…alternately:

“what are you writing?”

“it’s a….story.”

“oh cool, what’s it about?”

“…uh…”

[chrispineofficial]

“can i read it?”

[spoopingbitty]

I will never not reblog this

[lavendertwilight89]

Me. All the time.

“So what are your hobbies outside of work?”

[jisooes]

jisoo in how you like that

[ammmselfish]

[ammmselfish]

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from “i can has”. Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they’re talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she’s been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

(source)

[aynashie-deactivated20210430]

進撃の巨人 The Final Season

[daddyhiccup]

This was too brilliant to not share with you all.

[succubusboyfriend]

if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.

[slightmayhem]

This also applies if you’re online and just don’t want to or have the energy to deal with humans in the moment. Just because we have the ability to reply in real time does not mean we have the obligation.

[melon-official]

im like a cat i drag the posts to ur doorstep and if ur not there it’s ok, the post will be on ur porch for later

[glumshoe]

My mother didn’t believe me when I said the reason her phone keeps displaying ads for dog car harnesses is because it eavesdrops on her spoken conversations.

“Watch this,” I said. “I want to buy a wetsuit. I need a wetsuit. Where can I get a wetsuit? Bring me a wetsuit. Wetsuit size small. Women’s wetsuits. Wetsuits for children. Wetsuits for dogs. Discount wetsuits. Hot single wetsuits in my area? Sexy wetsuits. Wetsuits for sale. Purchase me a wetsuit. We need to get a wetsuit. Spend money on a wetsuit! I want to get a wetsuit. Where did you get that wetsuit?”

Her phone is now advertising wetsuits.

[witcheshaven]

Former web developer, AI/UI dev, and data analyst for various things (including targeted marketing on social media) here.

If you have accounts like Facebook and Google +/Gmail, or any app that requires permissions to read & write your surface settings, then this is why it happens. Your default settings for location and other permissions (mic and camera) are enabled for constant read-write.

What does this mean?

You can toggle your permissions for these apps for conditions like Never or While Using App. Keep in mind that if you have apps opened up in the background of your phone, then you're technically using them. Make sure to close them out completely when you don't want to use them.

But why?

When you have your location permissions enabled for apps, this data is collected and used for targeted marketing. Google is the biggest offender.

Example of how to stop active data collection

You can pause permissions on Google accounts:

You can toggle app settings for surface permissions off:

Friendly Reminder

The more you create accounts by using your Google or Facebook to login, the more active data collection you offer to these companies. Unfortunately, Facebook will never not offer you the chance to not have ads showing on your newsfeed. However, you can shut off channels of active data collection by signing up with an email address and a good ol' password instead of using SSO (single sign on) with Google or Facebook.

[srsfunny]

[ahighlyfunctioningfangirl]

God is trying to apologize

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

“Oh shit, my bad bruh”

[clarknokent]

He must’ve went to hell for that 14 minutes

[holmesfreak1412]

Speechless

The awesome @memogorgon translated Speechless to Russian! I always thought that the highest compliment any author can receive is if someone wants to take the time to translate their work. Thank you. 

Link: https://ficbook.net/readfic/9403633/24110697

[ao3feed-bnha-rarepair]

Let Me Speak to Your Manager

Let Me Speak To Your Manager by holmesfreak1412

Bakugo is down on his luck and has to take a retail job to survive after being kicked out by his mother. Luckily, Momo is there to rescue… the poor customers.

Words: 2922, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M

Characters: Bakugou Katsuki, Yaoyorozu Momo

Relationships: Bakugou Katsuki/Yaoyorozu Momo

Additional Tags: Customer Service, Fluff, random thing I thought up at 2AM, Bakumomo

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/24114487

[holmesfreak1412]

So I did a thing...

... and made a retail worker! Bakugo and manager!Momo because I am trash. 

Let Me Speak To Your Manager 

|AO3|  |FFN|

Bakugo is down on his luck and has to take a retail job to survive after being kicked out by his mother. Luckily, Momo is there to rescue... the poor customers

Am planning to make this multichapter where the both of them would deal with customer shenanigans. Feel free to drop a prompt and I will do my best to write it. 

[possessive-suggestions]

…They did what… to you? No. I will make them pay. You’re fucking mine. And nobody, nobody, lays a goddamn finger on you.

[trainthief]

Me when I get my car back from the mechanics and the adjustment on my seat is all wrong

[primeemeraldheiress]

This is the funniest fucking addition

[holmesfreak1412]

Me when I get my excel spreadsheet from a coworker and the gridlines, the fonts and formulas are all messed up. 

[robertpattisons]

SCOTT LANG hi, I’m Scott Lang.

[ao3feed-bnha-girls]

Damage Control

Damage Control by holmesfreak1412

“Months went by and they fell deeper and deeper for each other even as both of them resolved that if either ever found someone to love, they would let go.” Katsuki/Momo Oneshot.

Words: 4459, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M

Characters: Bakugou Katsuki, Yaoyorozu Momo

Relationships: Bakugou Katsuki/Yaoyorozu Momo

Additional Tags: Mutual Pining, Post-Canon, Character Study, reposted from ffn

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/24093529