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nigelgraz

(OC) Rapture

Advanced maneuvers

Schmovement

#I'm so worried I look like this when I start dancin a little to a song I like #video

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

cheesefags

2-YEAR CHEDDAR

from GRAFTON VILLAGE

I usually try to review cheeses virginally - that is, ones that I’ve never had before. In this case, this is a cheddar I’ve had many times before. But I couldn’t leave it off the blog, what with its obvious appeal to leather and rubber fetishists.

As far as cheddars go, Grafton’s 2-year aged isn’t going to shock you. It’s mild, light on the salt, with a slightly sweet and grassy flavour. It’s got a nice texture. It’s dense, more moist than I expected, and smooth.

So what is the deal with the gummi suit on this cheese anyway? Well, cheese has obviously been around a lot longer than fridges. Fresh cheeses like mozzarella are too moist to last very long outside of a cold place (bacteria and fungi do so love damp places), though I don’t think anyone was too mad about eating that stuff quickly. But cheeses that have been aged (and dried) more have some more preservation options, which is where cheese wax comes in. The wax is a physical barrier, stopping fungal spores from landing, and also blocks moisture and air, making the cheese a pretty unfriendly place to grow. Even drier cheeses can be bandaged in cheesecloth and then slathered in lard to preserve them while allowing some ventilation.

I gotta admit: hot wax isn’t really my thing. But cheesecloth bondage and grease… it has potential.

dumbpuppyfag

this site used to be awesome

hagiomoto

Okay, if you are tired then you won't be able to read. There I say it. No one else want to say it. It is strange. If you are tired, if you cannot finish a book that's a given. That's why you need to read...at work. You need to steal your reading time from your employers.

#I don't ever read at home that's free time theft right there!!!!!#text

Me

Babies are socially accepted parasites.

onion-souls

When u read Ayn Rand 1 time

unfitninjuh

They’re not a parasite, they’re a potential investment

onion-souls

When you read Ayn Rand a dozen times

#text

pissvortex

Good morning! The date is May 28th, 2016. It is a sunny near-summer day, a light 75° Fahrenheit at the Cincinnati Zoo and Botanical Gardens in Hamilton County, Ohio.

It is a very bad day to be a silverback gorilla.

Gorilla Radio Show Episode 100 - Harambe out now everywhere.

#it's time #video

crow-caller

as a child there's nothing cooler than a kid who gets subjected to evil experiments and gains special abilities. it's even cooler if these abilities also cause unfathomable suffering to use/against others. children love stories like this.

demi-shoggoth

The children yearn to be Mewtwo

#genuinely what is the deal with this #text

simplyghosting

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment King situation.

#text

wizzard890

I think perhaps the only way in which queer people have achieved true parity with straight people is that queer romantasy is just as bad.

#diversity win!!!#text

thedeliaishere

theistic crystal shop: these crystals will align your chakras and induce spiritual healing

materialist crystal shop: these crystals will make you feel better because they're a cool part of nature and pretty to look at :)

agnostic crystal shop: no one knows why the crystals are good.

#text

orcboxer

kind of a mutineer. reflog.

#thank you sir may I have another #text

byjove

It would be kind of fun to have a medical dramamedy show where people (patients and people in the medical field) could submit their craziest experiences with the medical system and those plotlines and patient stories could be dramatized and woven into a cohesive narrative with any additional profits from the show going to pay off medical debt.

byjove

Plotline A: Patient is suffering from a near fatal case of hypothermia after passing out in the snow drunk and laying there all night until his 13 year old nephew discovered him in the morning, said 13 year old managed to transport his druncle to the hospital on a snowmobile but the rest of the family cannot make it there due to road conditions.

Plotline B: A live rat fell through the ceiling halfway through an emergency appendectomy, causing the surgeon to startle and rupture the patient’s appendix. Infectious disease is very interested in the situation due to the risk of zoonotic infection. The hospital’s legal department is also very interested in the situation.