[soleta-deactivated]

the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever

[zakiyah]

"ingredients you can pronounce" learn phonics. coward.

[romanceyourdemons]

you can tell the economy is doing awesome when every ad is like “play our slot machines—they’re weirdly addictive!” “no money? try loan shark!” “sports betting: the cooler way to be a man” and i swear to god i’m barely paraphrasing the copy of several ads i just saw i swear to jesus christ

[kosmogrl]

[thickness-protection-program]

Low key kinda glad vine died before the enshittification of the internet. Not bought by Nazi billionaires, no AI slop, no invasive ads. She was born, she whimsied, and she died, but her soul lives on in memory

[sophsun1]

The Simpsons – 5.19: Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song

[gaysie]

does anyone know if it’s okay to want things or let yourself have them

[whatthekoi-deactivated20260510]

big loud incorrect buzzer noise that plays after every social interaction i have

[dr-gaytorius]

The fact of the matter is that I do not want to do it

[dr-gaytorius]

"do what?" you might wonder. well. [gestures broadly]

[thickness-protection-program]

"just go to a food pantry"

"get a second job"

"start your own garden"

"stop buying name brand"

"don't get your nails done"

"learn to budget"

"live within your means"

Temporary individualistic fixes will never solve systemic issues! God forbid EVERYONE eats and not just me!!

[neshatriumphs]

"Go to therapy"

"Go to the doctor"

BITCH WITH WHOSE MONEY???

[papayajuan2019]

the wretched world of verbalizing things

[fairycosmos]

if something fundamental in me wasn’t missing i would be so fun to be around

[sophsun1]

The Simpsons – 13.10: Half Decent Proposal

[theonion]

Repeatedly chastising himself for making such a foolish decision, area man Anthony Vasquez reportedly spent all day Friday dreading the fun activity he had signed up for. “Goddamn it, I’ve only got two hours left before I have to go out and do this stupid thing,” Vasquez said of the enjoyable leisure activity that he had voluntarily paid $70 for, told multiple friends about, and has been looking forward to for the past three weeks.

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[pansyfemme]

you could say that having a tumblr is lame but it will never be as lame as having an instagram that only posts screenshots of tumblr posts they didnt make

[tomhoppusdelonge]

[me, fumbling a social interaction] oh lovely. another haunting addition to the collection

[moveslikekeithrichards]

u ever have a stress dream so crazy u wake up feelin like scrooge being given a second chance at life