Thinking Too Much

I’m here and I’m kinda queer

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

[moveslikekeithrichards]

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

[the-apocrypha]

other assorted roles may include

retrieval team for objects in the backseat

custodian of the parking garage tickets

"All clear my way"

en-route dining concierge

announcing "Horses!" when there are horses

[lynx-girl]

Don't forget the Tommy Gun

[help-my-ocs-breached-containmen]

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

[retroactivebakeries]

“witness” as an imperative is superb. “witness the wrath of a god unfettered.” “witness this dead and dying land, once-jungled.” “witness the absolute bullshit that your fucking dog has wrought in our living room, greg.” she needs more usage.

[applebutterbabie]

Love seeing little pawprints. So fucking magical. There was a little guy here.

[ivafakename]

YOUNG MAN!

There's no need to feel down,

I MEAN YOUNG THEY!

I forgot your pronoun,

[ivafakename]

Prev do you think it's okay to just go on other people's posts and be funnier than them?

[disgustinggf]

I love your personality

thank you! its pieces of everyone ive ever loved

[this-is-a-podcast-fanblog]

"Kamala Harris raised 50+ million dollars after Biden dropped out!" you fools.... that's the money she got from selling Biden to One Direction :(

[pomegranate-flower]

[aveloka-draws]

Couldn't stop thinking about that tweet, I love the idea of a god promoting his faith.

[gallusrostromegalus]

Look if he's getting Wi-fi or Reception out there in the ass-end of nowhere, that's a straight-up miracle. I'm sold.

[elftwink]

you may think the difference between an 8am and a 9am class is only one hour, but it’s actually 10,000 eons. little known fact to consider when you schedule your courses

[cornflakesdoesart]

Dust kitties :)

[ID: fist image: a digital drawing of a black fur ball with tiny triangular legs, triangle kitty ears, one cat eye in the middle of it’s face and a small tail.

second image: the same creature as described before drawn with pencil, there are five of them, in the upper left corner it is yawning, showing off the sharp cat teeth it has, in the upper right corner it is looking up, looking interested, in the middle it has a “smiling” eye, lower left corner it’s playing with a yarn ball, pupil dilated, lower right corner it is sleeping, curled up, eye closed. end of ID]

[necromancelena]

she let me hit it from behind because of viewers like you (thank you)

[ehoradote]

Guernica, Pablo Picasso. Amsterdam 1956, Stedelijk Museum

[toastbutteregg]

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

“All endings are also beginnings. We just don’t know it at the time.”

— Mitch Albom

[toastbutteregg]

[marilynrnonroe]

Interview with the Vampire

[thecollectibles]

Two of Swords by Anna Christenson

[distant-traveller]