jig em at night

i’m matylda infj 23 and ive been here too long to have a proper description lmao

[armacheart]

Mine to hold

[assiraphales]

one of my favorite things about star trek 2009 is that somebody said ‘pause on spirk. it’s time for MY otp.’ and then proceeded to give bones and kirk 10 different ao3 tropes. they meet at their respective rock bottoms (the doctor threatens to throw up on his future captain), kirk gives mccoy a nickname based off their first conversation, they went to school together, oh my god they were roommates, bones sneaks jim to space bc 1. he knows how badly kirk wants to go out to the black 2. he doesn’t want to go without him (it’s their shared dream now). like ok diva yes take charge give the people karl urban will be making eyes at chris pine I see the vision

[embrvx]

the Devil's bf

[vieneinpace]

William Etty's Male Nude, with Arms Up-Stretched (1828) revamped by Astra Zero

[lxvvie]

No one can take you and Simon anywhere with them in public, you hear? Just inside jokes galore. It's you hitting him with the, "Hey there, handsome..." Simon just rolls his eyes in faux irritation and grumbles, "I'm married, sweetheart."

"So am I." Cue the snort, mortified stares from onlookers, and you laughing so hard, you're crying.

Next go round? "What's a pretty thing like you doing here?" "...Waiting on the missus, luv." "Oh. Wanna wait together?" Simon smirks, you guffaw, and you notice someone haul ass from your periphery.

But the crème de la crème? When one (or all) of the boys happens to be out with you two. "Haven't seen you around these parts before. Fancy a shag, gorgeous?" Simon goes, " 'm not that kind of bird, mate. Gotta ask my boyfriend." Kyle and Johnny are a good lot, playing along. Price has rolled his eyes so many times that they practically live in the back of his head at this point, and you can't help but feel sorry for the kindly old couple who heard it all. Poor bloke's eyes were wide as saucers, and his poor wife was clutching her pearls in shock.

[vanillabean-97]

kiss me & i might drop dead

[seracadash]

I love when romanceable videogame charas have a friendship version of the romance scenes.... i love you can eat cookies with sera in the roof and they are "inquisition cookies" instead of "us cookies"... i love that you can spend the night with gale telling him he doesnt need to sacrifice himself and he is like "fuck you for bringing me friends and adventures now i dont want to die" thats the good stuff... i love that if you don't do the romance you get different convers that add a lot to how the character acts with a good friend, instead of just "oh well you didn't date them so no special bonding for you in friendship either"

[andruuudibuja]

Simon: don't look at me like that, i don't speak bottom. . On my Patreon :D .

[doiho]

[glouris]

the real question is why leon considers bsaa camp a safe space to put a ring on. moreover, how the fuck does he know about an internal dispute if communications between bsaa and dso are prohibited. "I heard' he says, mhm, heard that in his own kitchen straight from the source

[martyfive]

‘oh you should have killed me when you had the chance’

[anininas]

[fenrir-flamekeeper]

@ capcom make them canon

[brilcrist]

Resident Evil Requiem: Chreon short comic inspired by @naditwombly

I'm so sorry Grace, u still need to witness those oldmen's PDA after surviving such horror🙈

(PS: also thanks to my "daughter" @akatsuki-shin for filling n fixing the text)

[martyfive]

‘turn around, bright eyes’

‘and if you only hold me tight, we’ll be holding on forever’

[fenrir-flamekeeper]

@ capcom make them canon

[dead-end-limbo]

The art block is whooping my ass