[retrogamingblog2]

Pokemon Inspired Cakes made by Josué Luciano

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[wizzardhat]

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

[cloune]

[theartofangirling]

I’ve been waiting a year to post this

[fluffygif]

Distinguished gentleman

[squiddoodle]

He is wearing himself as a hat

[lovelyirony]

my mom has finally understood the concept of how to use “tea” as slang, but only kind of. she came into my room and said “jessie, i have tea today” and i was obviously like what happened but as it turns out she just thinks tea means information so she told me that she got avocadoes on sale. that was the tea. 

[45percenterthen]

you're from california ? like the hotel ?

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

[quaadude]

Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks

[kaijuno]

All Pelicans go to jail challenge

[kaijuno]

[underthehedge]

Pelicans have the exact opposite energy from capybara. Capybara are shaped like a friend, soothing.

Pelicans are shaped like a problem.

[wikdsushi-v2]

I knew I loved pelicans for a reason. They're just like me.

[deepspacepirate]

me: *breaks down crying in the privacy of my own home*

my brain: you’re faking your emotions for attention. you’re just doing this because you think it makes for a cool personal narrative

[snoppy]

[lawfulgrunge-deactivated2019010]

[evolvedleo-deactivated20170414]

fucking incredible

[911official-deactivated20200526]

I like to rœck oöt

[zackisontumblr]

me on a first date

[lavenderek]

i like to throw shit aräund

[fitzsimmvns]

My 13 years old daughter has a great sense of humour, she drew this today!

[randomslasher]

This 13 year old is funnier than I will ever be

[brattylikestoeat]

[peajays]

[markchive]

[strangesmallbard]

salad, or as i call it, expensive leaf nonsense

[damianmcgintleman]

[pwesident]

[slightmood]

listen

if you’re NOT a sentient can of soup rolling to my house after my mother declined to buy it for me then I’m not interested