Pandora's Bonk

Name: Jordan Age: 28

[goatsandgangsters]

vibrator store, you CANNOT send me an email that says "she deserves to feel good" with a discount code for mother's day, you CANNOT be doing that

[solidsmax]

God of War: Laufey dev. Santa Monica

[ash-ofpallet]

[fernsnailz]

the x-files is fun because any time you get a legitimately good episode they make sure to follow it up with some shit like The Ghoul That Caused The Challenger Disaster or Amish Pheromones. really cleanses the palate

[emergency-broadcast-system]

[frogmoss1]

straigt up one marvle they are smaller and less harmful than a bowler ball.

[valla-chan]

[kolokan-deactivated20210118]

OPEN RP

[Preminger sees you with your pussy out] AUGHH!

[pizzaback]

happy 2 year anniversary to this exchange

[anarchistmemedistro]

happy 5 year anniversary to this exchange

[byjove]

my knight dismissed me as his squire for shrieking “DIVA DOWN!” when he was unhorsed on the battlefield

[tenorgender]

bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

[lokaror]

R/Gnomecare

Hey reddit, my gnomes have started fighting the birds at the bird feeder for the birdseed. I feed them pretty standard gnome food like the sites recommend, but they keep getting really territorial on the bird feeders. The thing is, they dont even eat the bird seed? They just beat the shit out of the birds?

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

this post aged like a fine wine

[ms-demeanor]

this made me laugh so hard that it triggered an asthma attack.

[anomaloc4ris]

big fan of this image

[recklessmoss]

say what u want about the manscaped ads I know they are shit, all of them but the “evil, sinister, malcontent, balls” one puts me into fucking hysterics actually

[recklessmoss]

please this is SO funny

[recklessmoss]

HUH?!

[bigbadbutch]

[nia-s-randomness]

SONIC BALLS WAOW

[fishgummy]

this made me laugh so hard i started coughing

[willgrahamscock]

[theebbestboy]

[a-sentient-cup]

[virtualgirladvance]