LOGAN X PATTON X JANUS (not so) MINI FIC req by @hellothere16
The Crofters Conundrum
Logan: Patton, Janus, do either of you have any clue where my jar of crofters jam went? I can't seem to find it in the refrigerator.
Patton and Janus, both sitting on the couch and eating jam by the spoonful, look at Logan, at eachother, and then back at Logan. Janus and Patton stare at eachother for a solid five seconds before Patton speaks up.
Janus: That's a serious accusation, Logan. First things first. I hate jam in general. Second. Did you talk to Remus? I saw him go into the fridge earlier looking awfully suspicious.
Janus and Patton stare at eachother for a sold five seconds before Patton speaks up.
Patton: Oh! Y-yeah! I saw him just a couple minutes ago in the ceiling again! His mustache was COVERED in jam! You should probably go looking for him!
Logan looks at his two lovers, unamused, and grabs a spoon from the utensil drawer and sits next to Patton and Janus.
Logan: Well. You two are lucky I love and care deeply for you both. I suppose we could share.
Janus and Patton stare at eachother for a solid five seconds before Patton speaks up.
Patton: ...Are we sure that isn't Janus disguised as Logan?-
Janus: How in the everloving fu-
Logan: I assure you, Patton, it is me. Now can we eat jam before I change my mind on sharing?
Patton: You got it, love!
The three proceed to just sit on that couch, talking and spooning jam into their mouths like it was a delicacy, which in their world, it was.
