not today satan

- Taurus - Pastel Boy - Gamer - Food Enthusiast

[moika-palace]

Comrades, Henry Scott Tuke 1924.

[harcules]

Two bros chilling at the beach 5 feet apart cuz they’re not gay

[piss-bong]

…and they were comrades

[thegirlinthebyakko]

oh my god, they were comrades 

[broad-city]

[dexfiles]

here is a star for everyone who’s not feeling their best today (🌟)

[tockthewatchdog]

“we were born wrong”

[patrik-star]

job description: must be willing to work in a fast-paced unpredictable high-energy environment 

 the environment:

[thealphapigeon]

Job description: relaxed atmosphere where we’re family, not coworkers, providing friendly service for wonderful clientele, positive vibes abound

The Vibes:

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via BabblingBaby)

[argumate]

you can save this cake by adding “Well :)”

[storywonker]

“Well :). You’ve Aged.”

[crisontumblr]

[bastlynnthe2nd]

I JUST UGLY LAUGHED SO HARD I WOKE UP THE DAMN HOUSE JFC!!!

[kelzthalasbandtherion]

LOL

[thegoldenwyvern]

HOLY FUCKK DO NOT CLICK THIS IF YOU NEED TO BE QUIET

[petalstofish-deactivated2022041]

[turing-tested]

i’m a nonpracticing homestuck. i don’t really believe anymore and its just what i grew up with but i still observe the high holy days

[homosexualsenpai]

My twin is going through some things and she posted this on her story, despite the sadness, its a nice photo.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[heterophobicmaxanne]

#if a monkey hoarded more bananas than it could eat while most of the other monkeys starved the other monkeys would kill and eat that monkey

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[peteneems]

[danielxdaniel-deactivated201701]

You know when you clean your face really well and exfoliate and stuff and your face feels ten pounds lighter and clean and kind of raw, that’s how I want my heart to feel

[injuries-in-dust]

Source: BuddyGator.com

[itsnotpornipromise]

when your mom comes home with pizza