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[homucifer-a-kami]

I'm back.

[bryonycloud]

[paynearok]

Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they’ve come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection #just ugh I can’t #otp: comfortably melting

[thenoodlebooty]

4chan: here’s a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut.

[latinagabi]

reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

[salt-water-chardonnay-blog-blog]

academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating.

[nega-che-chalaga-deactivated201]

deviantArt:I did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it’s mine.

[farufox]

It got better

[logical-ladle-deactivated201401]

Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, were two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible, however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it’s too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut.

[strongintherealgay]

This has officially become one of my favorite posts.

[lanadelphoxx]

I JUST REBLOGGED BUT FANFIC MADE IT PERFECT

[althor42]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with: The Internet.

[skadi-again-again-deactivated20]

archiveofourown.org: Graphic Depictions of Gluten, doughut/sprinkles, doughnut/glaze, doughnut/sprinkles/glaze, doughnut - character, sprinkles - character, glaze - character, dsg threesome, first time, morning doughnuts, AU - doughnutverse, omg i don’t even know, knotting

[ohcaptainmycaptain1918]

knotting

[shanigrrl]

omg

[izhunny]

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen on tumblr. ROFLMAO

[thereverett]

I will never not reblog this

[sarahthecoat]

dec 2018, the donut gets a red stripe, and then hidden under a white plate.

[iwantthatbelstaffanditsoccupant]

Tumblr: I thought I wrote something on the board. No, no, I *know* I wrote something on the board. Why isn’t it showing up? Am I blocked???

[mojoflower]

Donuts are now flagged. (Except when they’re not.)

[daziechane]

[catchymemes]

Illustrations of Homophones

Credit to: Homophones, Weakly.

[thranduilland]

I read that a ‘illustration of homophobes’ and was so fucking confused until I scrolled back up.

[prokopetz]

Consider:

Victorian England: 1867-1901

American Old West: 1803-1912

Meiji Restoration: 1868-1912

French privateering in the Gulf of Mexico: ended circa 1830

Conclusion: an adventuring party consisting of a Victorian gentleman thief, an Old West gunslinger, a disgraced former samurai, and an elderly French pirate is actually 100% historically plausible.

[medievalpoc]

It really just comes down to whether a given individual or group is looking for reasons to include, or reasons to exclude. Hypothetical groups like these can go a lot further than this, too.

[spader7]

OK I WANT THIS REALLY BAD SO I MADE THIS REALLY QUICK

[itscolossal]

Bruce the Eagle Gets his 15 Minutes of Fame in a Symmetrical Glamour Shot by Photographer Steve Biro

[bunjywunjy]

I think the thing that I love about bald eagles the most is that they’re only majestic if you watch them for less than 5 minutes, because they always eventually completely fucking ruin the illusion

[boringangel]

olivia de recat for the new yorker

[glumshoe]

It’d really suck if I got ice or water-themed superpowers. I’d have to wear blue and white and gray instead of the reds and oranges I prefer.

[semoka]

wear the reds and oranges and pull an iceland/greenland on em

[glumshoe]

“I have cornered you in this aquarium, where your fire powers are useless!”

“Fire powers? Dude, I’m an ice hero. I freeze shit and manipulate water. Also, I love aquariums. Thanks for the free entry!”

“But… you’re dressed like Guy Fieri…?”

“Yeah haha. I have an autumnal complexion.”

[derpomatic]

Also, no superhero should have a name that gives away the power set. Misdirection - “Get him, Lasereye!” “Haha, my mirror will deflect your, wait, why are you made of stone now?”

[spookyghostiesandthings]

They call him laser eye because he once blinded himself with a laser pointer and it was the funniest shit they’d ever seen

[inkabelledesigns]

This is my cup of tea.

[animusphereinstitute-deactivate]

types of weapons archer class servants use:

dolphins

a cannon

psychic powers

the same damn sword you had, but in candy cane form

a gun

a bigger gun

a funny looking rocket launcher that looks like a child’s coffin

your age of gods equivalent of a lambhorgini

copycat daggers

copies of someone’s copycat daggers

rice.

the fucking air. you’re literally shooting air. fuck you.

a revolver, which is yet another gun in the list

your entire collection of priceless weapons hurled out of the ether like a child having a tantrum at a local daycare

your entire collection of priceless weapons hurled out of the ether by a child having a tantrum at a local daycare

steampunk knockoff infinity gauntlet

a shitload of bayonets

a staff alongside your old slingshot.

the occasional bow and arrow.

[endermaz]

is this a brooklyn 99 cold open

[paradisiak]

Reno 911 was the epitome of comedy

[robbieradiant]

theres canonically a greedytown and liartown and mayhemtown and more towns like lazytown???

[mothiraffe]

THE ENTIRE VERSE IS JUST SEVEN TOWNS AND THEy’RE BASED OFF THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS APPARENTLY

[robbieradiant]

THE EDGY THEORIES ARE TRUE

[first-day-of-summer]

lusttown

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

since lazytown is called “lazytown” rather than “slothtown,” wouldn’t “lusttown” actually be called “hornytown”

[batbitequeen-deactivated2018021]

MURDERTOWN

[robbieradiant]

the gluttony one is called flavortown

[megatraven]

pls stop

[thelordanubis]

If Sportacus is trying to prevent laziness, would the person trying to prevent hornyness be Thotticus?

[kioskofsquids-deactivated202106]

I just hit my head on a drawer after reading this

[queer-corvid-deactivated2020050]

op where’s your url

[looudoom-blog]

op is fucking dead

[littlemissh0ney]

they killed them

[conan-doyles-carnations]

Love being brutally called out by the British Library

[endearingsalt]

Oh my gosh I went here a few days ago do you guys want to see the whole sign

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

I’m covered with “Librarians from Everywhere” but as a former museums professional “Tourists who think we’re the British Museum” really speaks to me on a personal level.

[fandomsandfeminism]

I’m “all ten people who think they’ve got the most niche interest in the whole building”

[bace-jeleren]

It doesn’t matter how terrifying or monstrous or deadly you make your eldritch monster, there’s gonna be a person who hauls themselves out of the sewers to tell you that they will personally fuck it.

[bace-jeleren]

This post has so many notes and it’s mostly people calling out their friends for being sewer-dwelling awful cryptid fuckers and I love it. Expose them.

[tearlessrain]

[mydadisindianajones]

Person: Wow, why did you get all dressed up just to go to the grocery store?

Me: 

[theperksofbeingafluteplayer]

when I was in 8th grade, this guy in my last class of the day leaned over to me and said “everyone thinks I’m wearing plaid shorts, but they’re really just boxers”

and sure enough, upon closer inspection, they were indeed just boxers

this kid just up and didn’t wear pants to school and no one noticed

I think about it a lot

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you met a god of yore

[pagongings-remade]

@ tall girls: open invitation to do this to me

[jumpingjacktrash]

shorty is having a religious experience

[cyberneticlagomorph]

@mothshadows

[uglyamerica-deactivated20211022]

this is the wlw equivalent of that twink staring at that bear.

[peppapigvevo]

[agentduckorico]

@archfiend-filth ichk and Fury

[deadlovelivememeblogwomp-deacti]

Shows up for the first time in the bandori fandom with my shitpost renedition of an old classic 

[bowlcutprotag]