alive

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

Begging everyone on the internet to stop smoothing out their middle aged men and draw wrinkles for the love of god I promise it's so fun you'll love it Come into my wine cellar

[amazoogle]

no.

[amazoogle]

[saintends]

Did you just DeWalt my fucking white

[transgenderization]

if you got like a 100kilo bag of glitter and opened it up and left it in the path of like a tornado i think that would be interesting. i dont care abt ecological damage btw

[dropbear42]

I do. 100kg bag of seaweed based glitter.

[thyrell]

i dont. 100kg bag of enriched uranium based glitter

[guerrillatech]

[bisexualwario]

i’m laying in bed and my ass is out for No Reason

[beinggayisreallyexpensive]

boo!! we hate your hole!!

[bisexualwario]

[toastbutteregg]

[depsidase]

[anxietyproblem]

[ampervadasz]

[charlie-assless-chapslin]

[yugirimistwalker]

[guerrillatech]

[sonofmeatthawsmoth-deactivated2]

I’m hung

over

[autumntides]

[remy-is-rat]

Worm off the string

Worm on some legs

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

atheists be like go grandpa

[kushblazer666]

[thememedaddy]

me_irl

[stimman4000]

the culture writers at rolling stone have invented the concept of doing drugs

[calebwittebane]

it is literally sick and twisted what theyre doing to this subreddit. this is r/ambien all over again. maybe even worse. stop destroying ecosystems. you deserve to be put in the freezer until you die, like they do to cane toads in austalia

[birdsofafeathercolchester-blog]

[2-shane-s]

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

[vykodlak]

I’m pretty sure that as far as “infuriating helmets you’d hate to see before you get stabbed” go, this one is definitely up there

[addiewho]

Up there, yes, but is it really quite all the way at the top?

[bonersquat]

why the fuck weren’t any of these in dark souls