That Me -_-

[itssjanedoe]

[s-h-a-s-e]

[3liza]

Americans genuinely cannot comprehend how seriously Europeans take partying. I didn't comprehend it until I was there, and able to observe how all European infrastructure is built around supporting the public right to cross three national borders to go to an illegal rave in a world war ii ruin while chain-smoking and drinking Club Mate. this sounds like a joke but I'm not kidding Europeans never mention it because to them it's normal, Americans never mention it because we can't conceive of a world where bars don't bodily throw you out the front doors at 1:45am to drive home drunk (the busses stopped running at 10pm and there are no trains) because if they don't they will be fined millions of dollars by the city and raided by police for violating the municipal Gay in Public ordinance which persists on the books of the "most progressive city in the country"

[3liza]

you do in fact have to fight for your right to party

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[its-in-the-woods]

Look

I am cursed..

But fuckit I will try the magic potato

[thediggity42]

I am scared to not try it

[guerrillatech]

[necrowyrm]

Yeah I love manipulating my friends for my own gain, the gain is called "hanging out", obtained via such cruel tactics as "showing interest in stuff they like" and "being generally complimentary and charming"

[bigandretired-deactivated202501]

[nitw]

i fucking hate being an adult with a slowly increasing number of responsibilities its like one day you wake up and youre like aw fuck when was the last time i descaled the coffee machine

[felixfeliccis]

Art challenge where you have to finish what you're making

[felixfeliccis]

Obssesed with this comment

[slimetony]

Installing a bidet seat and cleaning my bathroom this afternoon if anybody would like to hang out in an enclosed space with me and some chemicals

[niyarest]

need you to see this banger combination of signs i saw today

[lindwurm-prince]

[butch-king-frankenstein]

there's no shame in continuing to live with your parents as an adult, but it does have an undeniable poisoning effect on your brain that you can't start healing until you live somewhere else

[girlnephew]

[alfheimr]

pathetic, wretched, pitiable joltiks

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[butteryplanet]

cinemagraph artist

[rocktheholygrail]

The Good Place (2016-2020)

[gimmethebeachboys]

[hexoflexi-deactivated20220106]

Let him practice. His recital is soon