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[godblessthesickos]

World historical loser

[drwiltz-official]

[were--ralph]

how good at video games in general do you consider yourself to be

fucking awful. i am playing on easy and not ashamed

i mean definitely not good

like. worse than average but i try my best and do ok

perfectly average idk

a little bit better than average, some might say

im objectively good. not the best but certainly better than average

p good

im preeeetty good borderline goated at video james

fucking goated, next

I am the best in my friend groups

i do not play video games. fucking nerds.

i only watch people play games, im like. a semi-gamer.

Voting ended onMay 30

[honeybeeps]

week 1 of bar prep and i've cried myself to sleep every single night so that's how it's going

[alexanderwales]

Here's a legal PSA:

If you've committed a crime and a detective gathers everyone involved in the room, especially if he's not actually a detective and is instead a novelist, puzzle-setter, psychic, fake psychic, dog, chess grandmaster, etc. ...

YOU SHOULD NOT CONFESS.

Every year, hundreds of people are put away by non-traditional "detectives" who have either inserted themselves into the case or are working with the police in a dubiously legal capacity as advisor. In 99% of these cases, the murderer gives a full confession even though the evidence against them is circumstantial at best and often requires a long just-so story which can only guess at motive.

If this happens to you, stay quiet, do not attempt to defend yourself or talk your way out of it, only say "I want a lawyer".

Now if you find yourself being investigated by a boy genius, magician's assistant, anthropologist, classics scholar, or philosopher, it's likely that refusing to talk to the police (or investigator with no legal authority) is merely the end of the second act, and by the end of the third act they will have you dead to rights.

YOU SHOULD STILL NOT CONFESS.

Make them take it to court. Force the eccentric detective and his straight-laced police partner to take the stand and explain their methods to a jury of your peers. Have your lawyer look at the chain of custody on the evidence, especially if you believe it to have been handled by someone who has only bumbled into detective work through their natural charm and/or unique set of skills and outsider perspective that come in handy more often than they should.

Know your rights. Don't let eccentric detectives put you away.

[magicratfingers]

went to throw dog poop away in a rando trash can and

[floralasshat]

Plz tell me you took him home and have a new per gengar.

[magicratfingers]

i'm not qualified to provide adequate enrichment for a trash gengar also I know for a fact he was recently hit in the face with a bag of dog poop

[magicratfingers]

it just started raining this is really doing a number on my object personification

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[magicratfingers]

Jesus fucking Christ

[magicratfingers]

jesus fucking christ

[osvaldvvanstein]

Update please I am begging you

[magicratfingers]

ok but you’re not gonna like it

[magicratfingers]

mid spa break to drain in the sink

[magicratfingers]

sir

please

[magicratfingers]

the family requests that trash gengar's privacy be respected during this difficult time

drying in the sun

[magicratfingers]

[daecus]

Thank you for giving him a home! :) (Sorry if this has already been done, already. I couldn't just leave this post alone.)

[magicratfingers]

Omgggggggg

[magicratfingers]

hey thanks

[notlayingroses]

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

[honeybeeps]

i’m actually such a crier when i’m off my meds what the hell lol

[warmfigure]

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[stream-of-stars-polling]

You have been given a bottle that is infinitely refilling (it fills up completely on the hour every hour). What do you want in it?

water (any type: fresh, salt, diluted, mineral, filtered)

caffeinated drink (any type: coffee, tea, energy drink)

sports drink (any brand)

soda / pop / cola (any brand)

juice (any flavor, any brand, can be combo flavor)

milk (any type of milk including plant based milks)

broth (any type of soup broth)

Voting ended onApr 29

It must be something safe for humans to consume. It must be liquid with no impurities big enough to be filtered out with a coffee filter. The liquid must be watery and cannot be thick.

[honeybeeps]

i think it's the funniest thing ever that the most telltale sign of my mental health decline is looping a fucking bleachers song

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

god I love lists. spreadsheets. elaborate systems. you know.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

the best thing about my enormous list of books I want to read is that it gives me lots of fun options for setting up inane reading challenges for myself

[heathyr]

however unhealthy and problematic, the sexiness of cigarettes in film and media is so much more interesting and compelling than seeing someone sucking on a vape. there is absolutely nothing horny about it to counteract the terrible health effects. embarrassing

[lavenderlemniscate]

feels like im always recovering. when do i get to live

[lavenderlemniscate]

"it's okay to rest for as long as you need from burnout" how long is it actually going to take though. there's stuff i wanna do.

[utter-queer-nightmare]

Damn I didn't even realise I felt like this

[kuromi-hoemie]

me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area

[thatsbelievable]

Source: The New York Tattler, July 8, 1909.

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[mint-swirl]

clown event still possible