[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

noticing that the older i get the funnier "i'm only (age)" gets as an excuse

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

sorry for rolling the worst blunt you've ever seen i'm only 24

[with-practice]

Cooking for someone as a form of intimacy.

[snacobie]

Aphrodite and Dionysus laugh at you asmr

[squidsoupofficial]

I love seeing people adopt phrases I say like yes say my words boy

[konoko]

[webkinzcat]

[earhartsease]

[ID: youtube comment from Hal Sawyer:

My favorite relic English still used everywhere is the word “the” used in phrases like: “the more I look at this, the stranger it seems, or “the bigger they come, the harder they fall”. This “the” is not the article of any noun, it is a different word, a conjunction descended from the old English “þā”, pronounced “tha” which means either “when” or “then”. Back in early Middle English the structure “if - then” had not taken over and if you wanted to express an if - then relationship you said “þā whatever, þā whatever”, meaning “when such-and- such, then such-and-such”. “þā” sounds almost the same as “the” and the spelling of the two converged, but the meaning remained totally different. “the more, the merrier” literally means “when more, then merrier” or “if more, then merrier’; same as centuries ago.

end ID]

this is so cool

[mortimermcmirestinks]

WHAT THE FUCK!?

[tooies]

i think "take a hike" is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit

[606cxt]

u know ur fucked when u skip every song

[souppippin]

I wanna listen to music but if I hear a sound right now I WILL die

[mustardtigress]

[gendercents]

actually. the point of it all is to be sweet to your friends. so there

[pawcakes]

i will look at u with my big doe eyes … and u will pay for my iced coffee

[autisticshauty-deactivated20240]

Favorite image of all time

[catgirlforeskin]

Fuck it we ball

[jezabaeddel]

Fuck it we ball

[cindelya]

Fuck it we ball

[ethannku]

to my usamerican people:

here is an article that details the status of abortion rights in each state. roe v wade being overturned does not mean that abortion is illegal across the u.s., just that it is now determined on a state by state basis. please stay safe and stay informed.

the un-hyperlinked link is under the cut

Keep reading

[gautiersylvain]

to my fellow usamericans….in light of the supreme court overturning roe v wade, well known organizations like planned parenthood dont need your money right now - they have plenty - if you’re going to donate, donate to your local or state abortion funds

[gautiersylvain]

the national network of abortion funds allows you to split your donation between 91 abortion funds in the united states -  it lists every fund your donation goes to and allows you to customize the amount you give to each fund

[left-reminders]

[kristina100000]

a cold slice of watermelon can be so life changing im seeing god and angels