[bitchsexuality]

[lmaonade]

[jjungcooks]

the beauty of this man is unreal.

[alligatorpoem]

me when someone in class is giving a presentation and they’re clearly very nervous bc people are watching

[poeticsuggestion]

i want to be softer and kinder and brighter and just more.

[kadtherine]

A philosopher once asked, “Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at them because we are human?” Pointless, really… “Do the stars gaze back?” Now that’s a question.

[jerryterry]

Visit Original Link

[guessed-starred-deactivated2025]

when u only know one lyric in a song so it plays in ur head like this

[leander-ligo]

This is just what depression feels like

[valkoswolf]

this is legit how it plays in my head

[adulthoodisokay]

this has been replaying in my head for the last 42 hours, thanks tumblr

[vanwizard]

me as a detective walking up to look at a dead body: ok first of all, big mood,

[lavendergin]

[alexander]

Use y=mx+b to calculate the slope of the line you just crossed

[vatoamargado]

You would use m=(y2 - y1)/(x2-x1) for slope tho

[princesscarriefisherarchive-dea]

me, a lesbian, mistaking a nice twink for a nice butch lesbian: [gives him the lesbian nod]

him, a twink, mistaking me for a twink: [gives me the gay once over]

me, a sensitive dyke: [calls an uber and spends the whole time misty eyed, wondering why this nice butch would look me over like i wasn’t a HUMAN BEING, like i was something to be gawked at. i ignore my Uber driver’s attempt at small talk, staring out the window and questioning everything i know about life, meaning, and the pursuit of lesbianism]

him, a confused gay: [stares at the space this twink just vacated, completely floored. a nod. does he think this is a game. does he think this is a joke. this isn’t a PTA meeting where you nod at your old friend but also secret enemy Brenda from across the room. was i not even worth the once over. have i lost my game. what does this mean]

[damnitandy]

[unskinny]

Remember that reddit post that was going around several months ago about the dude who wanted an open relationship with his girlfriend because he wanted to date “hotter” women than his fat girlfriend but then when she agreed she was dating tons of hot guys and he couldn’t get a single woman to date him so he wanted to close the relationship because he thought it was unfair?

Sometimes I think about that and it gives me life.  

[silkarth]

Here it is. Shit’s glorious.

[betterthankanyebitch]

[cumonthevoid]

why did they give this line to the villain

[ablogtitty-deactivated20181212]

Because she’s an icon

[lynati]

Oh shit, we totally need to do with his name what was done with santorum. Let THAT be how his name is remembered: as a synonym for a sexual predator who uses his drunken-ess to claim no memory of- and thus, no responsibility for- his behavior.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[gaypeopletwitter]

[myjaebutt]

tol, tol & smol