That boy went stone-cold crazy.

a narcissistic, insecure, oversensitive, and underparented adolescent heir to a Fortune 500 company with a substance abuse problem and homoerotic tendencies.

[ruinedchildhood]

[killjillvt]

when someone says something so stupid that you can’t use anything in your current vernacular to describe how wrong they are 

[prokopetz]

I think people often underestimate the potential educational value of senseless memes. For example, thanks to Spiders Georg, literally every teenager on Tumblr has a reasonable grasp of what a statistical outlier is and the sorts of problems that outliers can introduce into a naïve analysis. There are grown adults who don’t get that - I deal with them on a daily basis.

[confusedbyinterface]

“Memes have educational value” actually statistical error. Average meme teaches 0 facts. Spiders Georg is an outlier adn should not be counted

[seppin]

When U get too cocky and have like 50 tabs open and then God reminds U to stay humble and crashes the browser and U lose all of them 

[olliewicks-deactivated20230612]

@honeyhealy

[arizonarobbinsgf-deactivated201]

someone: you dont actually believe those conspiracies right :/

me:

[zodiacale]

full offense but if you don’t have intentions of loving someone back who loves you then don’t fuck around with them on a mental or physical or emotional level

[honeyhealy-a]

Me: man i wish i could do this thing

Them: it's not too late to learn

Me, a narcissistic who needs to be good at everything Now: no

[bumbleshark]

pickup line: wanna watch this murder documentary with me?

[maptitude1]

Climate comparisons between North America and Eurasia

[fivefingers-through-fire]

That’s really freaking cool

[rasticore]

tag where you’re in I’m in Iran

[pfdiva]

Ukraaaaaaaaaaaine~! @azzandra this is probably more useful for you than it is for me.

[azzandra]

Okay, so, is Idaho in the bit where the climate is like Eastern Europe? Because I know that’s where potatoes are grown, and I was also born in the potato growing part of Romania, so I’ve always suspected the weather is the same.

[xyle]

*unconsciously touches own boobs in public* *remembers im not suppose to do that*

[strangeanduncanny]

I think you mean subconsciously

[xyle]

no. catch me at your local walmart asleep in the Ball Cage gripping onto my titties for dear life

[shiba-official]

You heard of Panic! At Disco, now get ready for

[the1975hqs]

Detroit || May 22, 2017 || 📷 Ken S.

[diet-poison]

I’ve been laughing at this all evening

[honeyhealy-a]

@scrungus-admungus

[rihannafenty]

[totallynottrash-deactivated2024]

history of the entire world, i guess: mood board

[gif87a-com]

[freakxwannaxbe]

I feel like I am being held hostage

[glamrockspacejesus-deactivated2]

Chris Pratt as Peter Quill, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)