yeehaw

my name is alex and im an ill-tempered forest goblin at heart

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

funniest thing to ever happen was when my boyfriend put on the first episode of columbo (which i'd never seen) but he wouldn't tell me what show it was he would only say "you'll get it when he shows up." but a fun fact about the first episode of columbo is that he doesn't show up for 32 minutes and when he does, he silently walks into the room with a cigar and does a little pose and goes "hi i'm columbo."

[thedeepthought]

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

[clown-guitar]

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

[whatwwwwwww]

[yet to even pack the bowl] do you think it'll last

[noknowshame]

my favorite thing about the mystery genre is that we all accept the concept of "world famous detective" without hesitation even though that is absolutely not a real category of celebrity

[charlottan]

turn up that fucking hurdy gurdy

[maggotmuncher0]

WHO CARES ABOUT EDUCATION WHEN WE CAN HAVE FUN!

[2886beaconstreet]

ao3 asking if i want to see mature content. do i want to see birds in the sky. do i want to feel the wind in my hair and the grass under my feet

[ieatratsyummy]

They could never make me hate you, complex female character whose reaction to trauma was not pretty and digestible like how people think it should be.

[hucklenberries]

absolutely loved this scene 🙂‍↕️

[waddledeedum]

[whoismartianfox]

[genyasglockk]

Behind every suicidal gay man, there's always a gayer and even more suicidal man

[rusticfurnace]

that one bts pic from s2

[hucklenberries]

(some of) the pitt crew as tweets

[alenseress]

[mangohyah]

Whitaker emits an aura of strangeness that endears me to his character

[puppydogwhitaker]

they’re going out of their way to show that mel needs the same accommodations her sister does. they’re both picky eaters, they both need earplugs, they both ask questions/make statements about their perceptions of other people’s emotions that would be considered impolite.

mel king is about as canonically autistic as a character can be without them showing her medical file. it’s not a headcanon anymore. it’s just straight up textual fact.