behold, a sorcerer of eld

i'm back call me hatch they/them

[vanglaggle]

(voice of a girl who's already weird about it) can i be weird about this

[santapau]

New Secret Knots comic: "Cryptid".

[marisatomay]

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[deadbeatmaker]

My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

[breadcunt]

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

[dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20]

Salmon male grindset

[mothmanchronicler]

[januaryysummers]

[myleftpinkytoe]

UM WE FORGOT THE OTHER TWO

[atomicrow]

tumblr when a new pathetic man drops

[memewhore]

[mossworm]

me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

[bemusedlybespectacled]

me every single week: I'll do it on the weekend!

me the entire weekend:

[lorddoom01]

Saw someone mention the new Boston Dynamics' robot was introduced like a Souls boss. Was not expecting it to come out so creepy.

[creepymutelilbugger]

what the fuck somebody edit a health bar over this im at work

[proteinmom]

[proteinmom]

oh my god you said heaLth bar..

[aspergrl]

GIRL

[proteinmom]

😟

[toastbutteregg]

[hotvampireadjacent]

Doing some research into ‘praise kink’

[hotvampireadjacent]

Findings suggest maybe I am a good boy

[ritewine]

[mansand]

do i know you...?

[striders]

what is this thang

[egberts]

[coppicegate]

Tumblr, waking up to the boops on April 1st

[kdx78]

[meredithdraper-deactivated20150]

Happy March 32nd, everyone!

[tshifty]

you can only reblog this once a year

[risunsky]

[batmanshole]

FACT: you get special dialogue for pooping yourself

[batmanshole]

BOOPING.

[bowserdyke]