kittydog!

honk to announce your place in the family of things ⁘ 1999

[cuntwarehouse]

(driving home from work) i must not kill myself. killing myself is the myself killer. i will— (sees a guy jogging shirtless and he’s all sweaty) Woaw i wish I lived in his armpit (crashes car into telephone pole)

[nonbinarypussy]

[papayajuan2019]

i love when ugly things are also erotic. that's how all of this started

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

so what if i got my toddler's eyebrows microbladed? it didn't cost him anything i had a gift cord

[raskoln1kovsaxe]

when i was born i said hi and then i started tumblr posting immediately

[infizero]

bringing back my too woke opinion that you should be allowed to change labels without the previous one being incorrect

[infizero]

i think you should be allowed to identify as trans without retroactively saying you were also trans in the past. i think the "born this way" rhetoric is limiting and you should be able say stuff like "i was fully a girl when i was a kid and now im a boy" without it invalidating your current identity but maybe that's just me

[whiteyoda]

youre in the circus while my money is reaching Amazing Digits

[baradragon]

all timer to me specifically

[dogpuppy]

[honeyvain]

the album is 30 minutes and five seconds.. (+_+)?

[honeyvain]

and this one for my wife

[therepudiatedimmortals]

I Literally miss armpits so bad mann

[therepudiatedimmortals]

correction: i miss smelling other people's armpits after theyve been suffering summer heat all day

[transgenderization]

i don't have a tip for this one hi helly sorry

[therepudiatedimmortals]

hi can you give me a veryclose hug

[transgenderization]

hi you're not getting that

[hotvampireadjacent]

[charlottearthistory]

‘two smiling girls’ - carl bloch (1865)

[segamascott]

you're not potentially mature content to me you are my friend

[mayonezli]

[whyenn-reader]

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to