Last Stop Of the Struggle Bus

Human Piñata, Life Coach

[senatortedcruz]

Do you think it's problematic to marry someone who's poorer than you and has a severe cognitive disability?

I know it’s you Taylor

[sandmandaddy69]

What is this for real?

[the-davest-of-uncles]

Elves with ear jobs.

[theconstitutionisgayculture]

"So, I told him. I said, 'Neo'--that's what they call him. Neo. Silly name, but that's what he wants to be called. Some religious thing. They say he's The One. I don't think he's The One, but they do. That's what they say. They say he's The One and he's going to save us all. I don't think we need to be saved. I don't need to be saved. Do you need to be saved? Everyone's doing fine, I don't think we need to be saved. Anyway, I said, 'Neo, you have to get out of The Matrix. Just get out of it. They don't want you there. I don't want you there. You're not going to be there anymore. Just. Get. Out.' That's what I told him. I said my boys, my pale, albino twins, don't want him there so he has to go. Aren't I great to you? Tell me, has anyone ever been as good to you as I am? Definitely not Joe. Bi-den. Nope. He was terrible for you. Terrible for everyone really, but terrible for you. He ruined everything. But we're fixing it. We're fixing it all. The Matrix is an amazing thing and we're going to make it even better. That's what I tell everybody. Matrix is great. But we're making it better. It's great for everyone. The Matrix is going to be perfect when we're through fixing it."

[chrisweedpiano]

one of my favorite posts of all time

[lnfini-deactivated20230930]

[mortalityplays]

the thing about being a contrarian (which I don't believe I am, but when I say so my friends smile knowingly and shake their heads and there's no getting out of that spike pit trap once you're in it) is that you must strive to be as contrarian (positive) as you are contrarian (negative). when you hate something instantly, you have to haul your own instincts up to the witness stand and badger them. where does your antipathy come from? is your evidence material or circumstantial? are you a reliable witness? when a friend introduces you to a friend and you see in the first split second that you were arch-nemeses in a past life, you must steel yourself and compliment their horrible shirt and listen to at least two of their jokes before you go home and pin their picture to the dartboard. this is how you work around your own prejudices, but more importantly it is also how you gather evidence that you were right in the first place and you're an astute observer of the human condition and not a contrarian just because your friends' stupid accusation is rhetorically impossible to refute. if anything they're the ones,

[gauntletqueen]

Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please

edit THANKS @smellslikebot

[mentalhellonline]

[circumgutter]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[scorebug]

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[guineapiggies]

Via tatianaprudik

[haunted-skitty-doll]

Sorry to post shit I found on reddit but this video has been on my mind for like 3 weeks now

[cheaphalloweencostume]

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

[cadet-abysmal]

Random tumblr blog roleplays as a philosopher. Shocks the masses by using big words just to say they think theyre better than you because you watch movies. WHHAAAAT?

[cheaphalloweencostume]

thats right

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the biggest word in this post is “entertained”

[notahorseindisguise]

everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet

[dumnslut]

[thememedaddy]