Milksop Taxidermist

Total clown ;o]

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Yay!

https://artfight.net/~Raybe3z

I might have more of a delay, I have close to no internet 7/11-7/19 where I’ll just be drawing characters rather than responding or anything…

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Genuinely who uses ‘👿’

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Digdarn.

Why do I make all my characters yellow?…

Why…

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Hamz.

Well, his real name is Sawyer, but he thinks it's too boring.

Basically royal jester rat bastard. Concept for my storyline where he’s the royal Vermin family’s jester (who respect him, of course) who’s like, catching hard feels for a war unicorn (Harmonica) on the other side of the war.

The whole schtick is that he has complete trust and protection from the royal family, gets attacked by Harmonica, then the Vermin soldiers pursue Harmonica for revenge against harming a valued rat. And the rat ends up being really gay for said offender.

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Kedamono chest (I watched the whole season over twice to find it)

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Reblog for Pepsi printer ink

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Bartholomew Curksley Furweather II (and I!) wish everyone a happy pride month! It might be tougher this year… but we can get through it!

Bring back the underground bars for goodness sakes hahah! But yep.

Best of luck from a trans pan clown man!

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Franciscan nuns at the Convent of St. Anthony of Padua, Spain, are keeping a giant rabbit breed from dwidling to extinction. To fund their conservation efforts, the nuns sell homemade cookies and ice cream. (People)

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At a Spanish convent, nuns breed rare giant rabbit

"We have to protect creation," Sr. Consuelo Peset Laudeña said. "We are Franciscans. St. Francis is the patron saint of veterinarians, and t

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Fun fact about me…

I can do a jaw unhingy thing

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Gonna re-say, pretty diggydarn sure the clowns in my room are haunted.

The idea got reinforced when I started noticing my sweet old dog watching something that I can’t see in my room… we chilling but yeah, always gotta close that closet when I’m sleeping! ;o]

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We need more fanfic where y/n is a bigback— and not in a fetish-y way.

Also where y/n has social anxiety or has hyperfixations and can still be romanced… I don’t see a ton of that!

…and more general clownfics but that's just me…

—- Because having neuroduvergent tendencies doesn't mean someone’s like aro/ace, man… I can still be like “ohh 😍💛🤤” over someone but just show it differently!!

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I get the worst Man Periods don’t even fw me.

Once a year it's the Death Period where I’m rolling on the bathroom floor and crying. The runner-ups are not the greatest either 😭!!

I am the manliest man for having to bear these…

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

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So… I’s gonna clean this one up, but… the thing is I’m not sure how to wash the fabric.

The clothes all come off and can be washed, and yes I know how to hand wash, I’m just afraid I might ruin something since they’re an antique.

I’ve settled that for the rest of the body I’ll just figure out a handscrubbing technique or something… the doll is just nasty though and I’m unsure how to approach it. I’d like to help fix the clothing and stuff, I just need it to be clean first.

If it helps, it’s a velvet-ish material with either iron-on or glue-on felt dots (which I could probably reattach myself). The velvet stuff is almost similar to the type you’d see on those cheap coloring pages with the markers, like Lisa Frank or whatever.

But yeah, any help or advice is LARGELY appreciated!!

[honkingtaxidermist]

So… I’s gonna clean this one up, but… the thing is I’m not sure how to wash the fabric.

The clothes all come off and can be washed, and yes I know how to hand wash, I’m just afraid I might ruin something since they’re an antique.

I’ve settled that for the rest of the body I’ll just figure out a handscrubbing technique or something… the doll is just nasty though and I’m unsure how to approach it. I’d like to help fix the clothing and stuff, I just need it to be clean first.

If it helps, it’s a velvet-ish material with either iron-on or glue-on felt dots (which I could probably reattach myself). The velvet stuff is almost similar to the type you’d see on those cheap coloring pages with the markers, like Lisa Frank or whatever.

But yeah, any help or advice is LARGELY appreciated!!

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BACKROOMS MOVIE WAS BALLER

Anyone who says otherwise is honestly a little shallow. Dude, they did SO GOOD! FAVORITE MOVIE now!

With all of the allegories, like for memory loss and that degradation that can ALSO apply to things like Dead Internet?? Dude I was stimming so hard. The implementation of the CARETAKER too?!?!? IM GONNA BUST bro.

10/10 enjoyable, may just be biased as a neurodivergent with memory loss too.

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Anyone else just feel like there’s not enough air?

I’ll step outside and try to let in a breath of fresh air, but it all feels too thin, I suppose. I don’t really have problems breathing, it’s just not the same as it used to be!

Like I’ll be filling my lungs to the greatest of my clown capabilities, but it’ll just kinda feel stretched ‘n not as much O2-Full! Siiiiigh give me back my old atmosphereeee

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New guy! Actually girl. But. Any name suggestions?! 🌸🌸🤹