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I am a freelancer on fiverr. i also like gaming and shitposting.

[honkotronic]

I found the perfect emoji for the overwatch community!

[romansroys]

this scene deserved at least 10 emmys 

[hotmenandotherdistractions]

At least.

[honkotronic]

Yes, at least

[pukicho]

Hey does anyone want large free money piles? Blood-money, so want to get rid of it, but free?

[deadshatonjudge]

Puki is there something you need to tell us

[pukicho]

I do not wish to discuss anything besides the blood money

[boxfullofsomething]

Is the money stained?

[pukicho]

The only thing that gets stained will be your conscious

[honkotronic]

As long as it's not my blood

[honkotronic]

When you boil Mario's face off.

[catchymemes]

[honkotronic]

An adorable meme

[honkotronic]

If people share discoveries about how humans communicate, they are talking about talking.

But with this, i am talking, about talking, about talking.

[honkotronic]

Imagine one day you just become another human's brain.

[honkotronic]

My new favorite mental help hotline. Having the volume on makes it so much better

[honkotronic]

If bread was sentient, then making toast would be cremating the elderly bread to the rest of the loaf.

[honkotronic]

Fellow people. You've heard of dark souls prepare to die edition, right? Well Prepare to experience dark souls 4: donald duck plays minecraft edition.

[honkotronic]

Omg i deadass was just tricked by my cat.

Explanation:

I'm taking all 3 of my cats on a trip today and i was searching for them and i thought i found moxie, (my favorite cat which is black with white paws, and a white neck) and so i was talking to her for a bit and rubbing her belly, and then i pulled her out of that dark space. Now, i need to specify, my other black cat HATES belly rubs. So you can imagine my surprise when it was Indy(my other black cat) and not moxie. And he just smirked. He is the master of disguise. He is stealth-man.

[honkotronic]

Some people say 6yos are crazy, but no it's 9yos. A 9yo came up to me and said, "shoop da whoop eat my poop" and then just bolted.

[doomedvoyages]

the problem with being on a server of much more advanced builders is that like 30 block away there's this village of beautiful amazing houses and shops and then hidden in the woods is my little one room+loft gable roof shack for me and my dog

[honkotronic]

This is incredibly relatable

[honkotronic]

Me: eats entire chicken in less than 2 minutes.

Wow i wish people knew how cool i am!

Other people: disgusting

[honkotronic]

I hate the fact that overwatch is going free. I mean i know they are making the sequel and stuff, but like, you know what happened to the CS:GO community. And pretty much any paid game that becomes free goes from having a nice or bearable community, to suddenly an unbearable hellscape full of cheaters and hackers. Seriously, i just wanna enjoy the game i bought.

Sorry if this came off as a bit of a rant but i really hate this. Anyways enjoy this pic of a dog.

[honkotronic]

So, i was studying psychology today, I was doing observational conditioning.

Anyways i remembered something from a few days ago about classical conditioning, and i decided to do an experiment soon.

I was reading about the little albert experiment where John B. Watson put an infant in a mostly empty room. He brought a rat in and recorded that the child was friendly towards the rat. He repeated that multiple times except slamming a hammer into the ground when the rat got near. After a while, the infant started getting scared when the rat entered the room.

This inspired me to make my brother fear diamond ore in minecraft. I will make a map and whenever he finds diamonds and goes to mine them, i will drop a creeper on him. I will repeat this untill he has a natural fear of minecraft diamond ore.

Wish me luck.

I will share the results soon.

[honkotronic]