this is where I get all my memes for my group chats

if you somehow ended up here, might as well send me a message telling me how much you hated it.

[curseworm]

in school they used to call me semipermeable membrane for my habit of allowing some things to pass through me

[curseworm]

but not all things.

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

One of the machines broke down at the hyperbole factory. The situation is frustrating, but ultimately manageable.

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

It just started working again! This is the best day ever!

[sadhoc]

listen: cheating at baseball is like a whole second sport. as long as baseball has existed, people have been cheating at it

[sadhoc]

look at this shit.

[that-house]

[theamazingspiderman]

Electro’s power can not be contained.

[theamazingspiderman]

There’s no containing him.

[oicuperp]

hoffman's car

[magical-missiles]

@i-identify-guns-in-posts

this one's a doozy

[i-identify-guns-in-posts]

Springfield Armory XD-M

HK USP

Desert Eagle

1911 derivative (specific model unknown)

SIG P229 Elite

Beretta 92FS

Diamondback DB9

Ruger P-Series pistol

Kel-Tec PMR30

Ruger 22/45

Unidentified revolver, likely Smith & Wesson

Unidentified revolver, likely Smith & Wesson

Unidentified (revolver?)

[maykitz]

you forgot to identify the pink one

[grenade-maid]

11. Is a Ruger GP100, based on the scalloped section behind the cylinder and wooden insert in the synthetic grip

12. Is a S&W Model 10 based on the proportion of the size of the cylinder to the trigger guard, fixed notch rear sight, narrow hammer, and small grips that do not fill the upper portion of the frame behind the trigger guard

[maykitz]

you forgot to identify the pink one

[pixelizedprince]

Adam & Eve Silicone G-Gasm Rabbit based on the curved vibrating tip, dual motors, 7 vibration modes, and fully waterproof pink silicone casing

[derrida-simp]

@identifying-cars-in-posts what's the car tho

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

2011-2014 Ford F-150

[24fish]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[darlingsuperstition]

Game I would make if I knew how to code:

Pokemon Snap but for himejoshis

[daisycowgirls]

that would be so beautiful

[sailor-crusader-deactivated2025]

[onceiwashere]

imagine if you will a shy young pansexual in the alps solving the mystery of her outgoing asexual roommate's disappearance

[dayvan]

i love how whenever something gets popular the underground tormented avant garde bloggers start becoming self conscious of liking it/finding it funny, and it eventually evolves into aggression towards it. doesnt matter what it is. unrelated but i saw someone call isopods cringe today

[bogosbinted]

This is the most important post on this site

[only-tiktoks]

[blattaro-moved]

[hypotheticalwoman]

I am CRYING with laughter

[blignick]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

red mackerel tabby with low white spotting

[my-slideshow-wmv]

[toskarin]

lining a yaoi paddle with dollar store razors in some crude approximation of a macuahuitl, for the fujoshi wars

[transgenderer]

I made it! It immediately took some of my blood

[cryptotheism]

Enchanted weapon

[dorothylarouge]

[thanook]

same guy

[deaddolin]

one of my fave posts honestly

[dyke-parade]

this is legitimately even funnier when you're an anthropologist because anthropologists would constitutionally not be able to answer this

[kingcatnine]

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

[seven-oh-four]

my liege if you keep having all of the guards come to your bedroom to read you bedtime stories, there will be no one to actually guard the castle during that time!

[kingcatnine]

any intruders are welcome to join us for story time

[cvntkisser]

my liege the enemies to lovers yaoi is affecting your perception of the danger of real enemies.

[kingcatnine]

when will it be my turn.

[o-kenki]

[kingcatnine]

holy fuck

[kingcatnine]

happy one year to bedtime yaoi