me after one glass of wine: I need to get FUCKED
Always

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@honkycatz
me after one glass of wine: I need to get FUCKED
Always
which is worse: man who likes music or man who likes movie
Brie Larson singing ‘God is a Woman’ ...... Ma’am thankyou for your service.
I just want to do cute things w/ u like go to museums and fuck you senseless
Mama loves a rare steak, boardroom equality and a good dicking down
I need
A girl to slam the door shut behind us after we enter the house. Push me up against it with her hand around my neck and the other pulling at my jeans. She’ll say, “are you gonna help me take these off or do you want me to stop?” And I’ll hurry to unbutton them before she changes her mind. She’ll slide her hand in my panties and get real close to my face and say, “that’s what I thought.” Then she’ll take me upstairs to our room, each stair harder to climb because she’s holding my hair in one hand, pulling harder and harder every time I step out of reach. She’ll throw me onto the bed, ripping her clothes off while I slide my shirt off. She’ll prop my leg up so she can grind on my thigh while she’s leaving hickies on my boobs, flicking her tongue on my nipples. I know she’s gonna fuck me real good but if I dare to even ask for it, I know she’ll back off. I have to be a good girl who waits her turn to get what she wants.
man. what is it with the intrinsic gay urge to boogie. i literally cannot stand still. at any given moment i am gettin down just a little bit. grocery store line? im dancin. waiting for my water to boil? you betcha. why don't we just let Go
no one asked for this, its probably been done before, but that didnt stop me from sitting down for half an hour to edit this did it (loud sound warning sorry everyone)
Our anthem!
Sometimes ur tits just gotta be out
Some say there’s only so many time you can watch Rainbow ‘74 whilst wine drunk
They’re weong.
Like, is this too much?
Reasons I know I’m getting old #24; I now look at this and mainly see the awful pile of laundry I didn’t bother to put away.
Get a grip LT!
reblog this if you are gay, constantly tired, or a cryptic entity that merely inhabits a human form
I AM OUTRAGED
Like, my hair is incredible at the mo; my skin feels amazing; my body is...doing alright...
And there’s still NOONE HERE TAKING FULL ADVANTAGE OF THIS👏WHOLE 👏SITUATION👏!
the question is, how many times in a row can i listen to ‘honky cat’ before elton john himself kicks down the door to my house and begs me to just play something else?
I blog about sex way too much for someone who is only getting fucked by life