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[king-the-pathetic]

Bundled up in his heated blanket

[frretjibber]

Every time I see this creature he looks like if the wind blows on him a bit too strong he'll puff into a million seeds like a dandelion and scatter in the breeze

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[1794]

mustard snob canon

[sans-guy-deactivated20251217]

hey guys i'm going to the store can u make sure nothing happens to my chocolate milk

[sans-guy-deactivated20251217]

[everyday-cutephoto]

[broken-horn-of-equius]

TWELVE dabloons

[justiceinspandex]

[fancyfrogg]

Sage I beg you don’t keep this in the tags

[yamigedo]

it turns out that actually you never needed to be understood! what you really needed was to make the rest of the world just as incomprehensible as you are!

[YOU HAVE UNLOCKED BAD ENDING #4]

[chimeride]

[evilwizard]

admit it. you’re mad at me for secreting a black sludge that turned all the animals into bigger scarier animals

[catasters]

[tonyzaret]

Today’s spoiled, phone-addicted generation wouldn’t last five minutes inside the Earth’s molten core

[boccher]

mimes a dismissive jerkoff gesture but im shaking and badly hiding that i orgasmed on the 2nd stroke

[et-excrucior]

[violentoffender]

[redfagdiver]

I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna b

[lambstooth]

what was going on here last night

[berrycobbler]

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

[librarylurker]

this post is making me pronounce hardcover in a way i never considered

[mxmollusca]

fear me

[dailycatsblog]