Roxanne

either raging over sports, freaking out about pro wrestling, or pretending my music taste fixes everything ♡

[hookcore]

⋆｡°✩ 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘐 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 ⋆｡°✩

[hookcore]

Everybody can move out of my way. HIIIIIIIII TAKESHITA

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[hookcore]

POV: me on my knees mid photo

[hookcore]

BABY BOY AT THE YANKEES GAME!!

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[hookcore]

This gear he has on gives Kit Wilson and no I WILL NOT elaborate.

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[nepofledgling]

My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

[breadcunt]

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

[quaintpanic]

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

[ellakbilodeau]

It genuinely grinds my gears that the em dash and semi colon are considered signs of ai use. Like, no I don't use ai, I'm just very active on ao3

[gumy-shark]

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

[officialromaniantranslatiuni]

[when-you-fail-again]

[meatdiaz]

this straw? oh, she’s my last

[keptandkind]

[kosmogrl]