Peter Solarz
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RMH
hello vonnie
Cosmic Funnies
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shark vs the universe
DEAR READER
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Claire Keane
JVL
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NASA
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
dirt enthusiast
styofa doing anything
KIROKAZE
todays bird
#extradirty
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"Everyone! Count the bones inside of you, I need to make sure if those I'm holding are extras or one of yours."
Party’s Cleric, taking care of everyone’s health after a particularly bloody combat.
Relatable content to me, a taxidermist
Source
teetotailer
first incidence of good writing advice i've seen in 10+ years on this platform and it's in the notes of a mustelid wreaking absolute havoc in a german grocery store
I gasped out loud "fuck"
_1_|_2_|_3_ Three Car Washes, Each More Trippy Than The Last
“Could you really call that an inn? I mean, none of us got a mint on our pillows or anything like that.”
(This is from someone who a] has heard of/received spoilers for Undertale, and b] during that one session, was playing 3 characters AT THE SAME TIME)
My bard to my paladin as they left an inn to fulfill a quest in return for the town healer reviving my warlock who had recently been knocked out.
I used to be a teacher pre-COVID , and this is how you can tell (even though now I work at Starbucks)
-- when customers complain about not liking a drink, I say "okay" or "I just work here" (so numb to complaints, go fuck yourself)
-- customer catches an attitude -> I code-switch into the most adulty adult, excessively polite but with a bite, stone cold determination, I over explain basic simplicities
-- when I'm on drive thru & take the order, tell the customer "you'll see my friend ____ at the window"
-- discovers that a coworker is under 18, I immediately try to swear less around them
-- I'm always always ALWAYS mentally auditing every part of my work environment, thinking of how it could be better... More efficient, easier to understand, properly labeled, etc. Self-reflection up the wazoo
-- Anyone who sounds like they have a young voice / I see you are a younger person, I'm calling you "Hon/Hun"
-- Surrogate teaching/parenting the 17-22 y.o. coworkers, talking about college, talking through social conflicts, encouraging advocating for selves
-- I Do/ We Do/ You Do when a shift asks me to teach someone an aspect of our job, despite not being a trainer
-- Always talking to customers. Like, always. My relationship building is on-point (but I'm so sorry/not sorry I will never remember a regular's order or their name, dude, my brain is a chicharones) You see me on the drive thru window, you and I are gonna talk about if you made a New Year's Resolution, why MGK and Megan Fox drank each other's blood, what's your astrology sign, what's your favorite winter holiday movie, where you got your steering wheel cozy, any fun weekend plans, etc.
i hate teaching in the middle of a pandemic i hate teaching both in person and virtual at the same time i hate checking remote student lists 5 times a day i hate google meet i hate having to navigate my stupid spaced-out desk setup i hate late-night contact tracing calls i hate having strict seating charts and if anyone starts talking to me about the new normal im going to start biting
if you had told me 5 years ago that i was going to put myself through a hellish grad school/unpaid internship experience only for all of my effort and dedication to be put towards a pandemic experience where i had to work twice as hard yet still only got paid $40,000 a year....actually i would believe you because that's just what being a teacher in the united states is like
and the thing is. the thing is. for maybe about two months when the pandemic first struck and we went remote in the spring of 2020 (did that even happen? was that even a year?) we were all heroes for trying to engage students and keep things going when nobody knew what they were doing. or at least we were heroes in name i guess. nobody really treated us differently. the only thanks we really got that year was, uh. a box of cookies and a magnet with a cutesy poem about teaching over zoom, which was funny because we weren't even allowed to use zoom because of the security risk
now though no matter what we do SOMEONE is gonna be pissed off at us. did you know i'm not even allowed to discuss whether i've been vaccinated with my students? yeah apparently it might cause problems because the covid vaccine is so politicized so i cant even tell my students that ive been vaccinated (also really funny because when we had our vaccine clinic here they literally gave us stickers that said 'im vaccinated' which i proudly wore LMAO). when shit started getting bad again this january we were all told to keep an eye on the list of students who are supposed to wear a mask, which lasted all of three days because the list got too long for anyone to keep up with so administration just said fuck it, try to pay attention but there's not a lot we can do. by the way make sure you tell students that they can't get mad about someone's choice NOT to wear a mask! we've got all these regulations about keeping the students safe (which i don't mind) but then there's nothing about keeping the TEACHERS safe (which im not surprised by)
people have always treated teachers in this country like shit and the pay has ALWAYS been terrible, but now we can't even seem to get the decency to have our concerns heard. we have things like the teachers' union in chicago being called greedy for *checks notes*.....wanting supplies to ensure the health and safety of faculty. last year we got on email about not mentioning our concerns about the pandemic around our students because if we're not always, unceasingly positive, it might make students upset.
i love teaching. i love my students. i love being in the classroom and working with my kids and getting to brighten their days. i'm not going to stop teaching anytime soon. but god, has it been tempting recently.
if you know a teacher, be nice to them. god knows they need it.
I quit teaching because of the pandemic.
Maybe not for forever... But for now.
It's thankless, kids aren't raised right (morals, human decency, work ethic, present parents who ask follow-up questions when you tell them their kid stuck something metal into an electrical socket)
And then...we suddenly have to readapt how *we* work to be entirely virtual AND onboard train 80+ kids to this new virtual school? AND your attendance rate was 10% at best.
If I see or hear any person IRL shit-talk a teacher, I immediately ask follow-up questions. It better be because the teacher was racist or sexist or radically political, or else I will go from 0-100 real quick. Curb your motherfucking attitude. Put some respect on my name. Bite your tongue, chew it, swallow it.
Pool Vacuuming by thep00lguy
My boyfriend sent this to me because he *gets me*
Hugging ur short husband, expectation vs reality
Based on this:
Hiyoko was right all along
Based on this video:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVE GUY EVER !! KEEP BEING AWESOME KING!!
For some reason this post got deleted, maybe in a moment of confusion on my part. I’m reuploading it for my own sanity. I’m sorry about that, I don’t actually know what happened.
Audio done by Jason Wishnov, from when he was doing fan requests in Togami’s voice.
This might be my actual favorite komaeda tiktok it’s making me laugh so fucking hard oh my godd
It took me a few seconds but "damn* this is clever and funny af
Hajime: So I asked Nagito what was up, and he replied with this. I fell like I'm in an episode of The Twilight Zone.
Nagito: I'm at a 70's themed cat funeral.
Hajime: That sentence has... so much to unpack. What is a 70's themed cat funeral?
Nagito: A funeral for a dead cat,
Nagito: That just so happens to be 70's themed.
Hajime: I'm sorry for whoever lost their cat, but good on them for having a fun funeral?
Nagito: It's a bop, honestly. The cat died four years ago so the grieving is already over.
Hajime: This whole situation just keeps on getting weirder and weirder.
Nagito: It's been in her freezer.
Nagito: For four years.
Hajime: WHAT
tfw you realize the high schooler you shadow gamed was your pharaoh
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Our Top Posts in 2021
#5
3138 notes • Posted 2021-06-13 15:00:28 GMT
#4
My dash did a thing and it made me laugh 😂
4136 notes • Posted 2021-03-04 02:02:57 GMT
#3
Context: roll 20 wasn’t loading a picture I sent the group of the spectator they were fighting so I texted it to the group text. The absent player asked “a behold?” All the other players responded “Mike Wazowski”
4442 notes • Posted 2021-03-05 05:50:42 GMT
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8 pounds as it turns out, if any of y'all need to know.
6026 notes • Posted 2021-01-19 10:11:56 GMT
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I'm a Straight White Man every day of my life, on Wednesday Nights I just wanna be a lesbian!
~my friend on his Druid character who is searching for her wife
53182 notes • Posted 2021-07-06 11:01:08 GMT
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