[where-is-the-angst]

and you get a little heart <3 and you get a little heart <3 and you get a little heart <3

[a-mysterious-ghost]

Reblog to give your mutuals a little heart <3

[quasi-normalcy]

The strongest guy in the Magnus Archives is that one guy who was so obsessed with his dog that he just walked right out of the Spiral because it was her dinnertime

[discopiranha]

This is one of my favorite episodes. Fears can't hurt you if you're chill enough. The guy who walked in a spiral for four hours and then just left because he remembered he had somewhere to be is, to me, the avatar of the entities' fear

[strangehorse]

strongest people in the magnus archives:

guy who kept the coffin of the buried in his living room and used it as a coffee table

walked out of the spiral because his dog needed dinner

the plumber who was so inattentive that the stranger put on a whole spectacle for him and he straight-up missed it all

the guy whose primary concern with the evil taxidermists was whether or not they were money laundering (they weren't)

[ace-scientist]

AND he didn’t even realize evil taxidermy was at play for the longest time because he came in like “I love and respect autistic people, of course I’m not judging eye contact”

[wizardarchetypes]

we CANNOT forget the woman that was actively being swallowed by the buried and when there was nothing she could possibly do she lied down on the ground and accepted her fate so thoroughly and with such calm that it had to barf her back up.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

And if my memory is correct she KEPT TAKING THE UNDERGROUND TO WORK

[imfloatingwhatthe]

Trying to be comforting after being called the butcher for the majority of your life and it not going well.. yeah that would ruin my day

I see Grace as the guy who as soon as emotional stuff happens he's like "I've gotta go process this!"

[kokii-omii]

the giant hair fork of joy and whimsy

im back to drawing these stupid things again

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

in hindsight, growing up as an aromantic person who didn't know aromanticism was a thing...it woulda been really easy for me to assume that something was wrong with me, that I was "broken" or "missing" some piece of humanity.

luckily I was autistic, oblivious, and had a huge ego. it literally never occurred to me to frame it as a "me" problem. i just thought every single person i knew was a dumbass

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

not trying to be mean, that was just the natural conclusion of a judgemental aspec teenager forcibly surrounded by other teenagers. classmates would go on and on about their Longings and Yearnings and id be like. girl u r fifteen

[moveslikekeithrichards]

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

[hookisacodfish]

printers can smell fear, I fear them because they have the power to make print jobs dehumanizing, I do not often print things quickly

[default-cube]

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

[segamascott]

not me it's get a bag thursday 💯🔥😤

[forsythefrontier]

When you have nothing better to do on a space ship than listen to some gossip.

The book explains how Rocky easily learns English, so I kinda like the idea that he could potentially understand some animals, like whales.

[systlin]

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

[hilbertslargepowerfulmagnet]

I am rereading Gideon the Ninth and one of the funniest scenes in the whole book gotta be the scene where Gideon (has never had a hot beverage in her life) knocks back half a cup of boiling tea. And then just stands there suffering in silence. Imagine being Jeannemary Chatur or someone and seeing the super cool and mysterious Shadow Cultist from the Ninth House just absolutely SHOTTING a cup of piping hot tea. and then trying to play it cool. I would lose it.

[gardengnosticator]

harrow choking back tears: you could never understand my burden! i am the sum weight of 200 innocent lives!

ianthe: oh come on harry don’t be silly. it’s 201 now anyway.

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[the-haiku-bot]

this heatwave fucking

sucks how am I going to

serve my liege like this

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[forgotaboutnoodle]

Hopeless lesbians

[ramz-never-draws]

Mag 132 Entombed

I treasure their dynamic

[triangleguy]

pros of having a favorite character youve liked for over a decade: character brings you joy and excitement

cons of having a favorite character youve liked for over a decade: they have become a permanent part of your internal monologue and you cant get them to go away

[poetrylesbian]

[poetrylesbian]

[morganbritton132]

Modern AU where Eddie is the frontman of one of the most popular heavy metal bands in the world and Steve is in the comment sections of every single thing he posts like, "Have we considered using a defuser?"

"Have you ever used curl cream?"

"Your hair looks like shit. Fix it."

"STOP BRUSHING YOUR CURLS OUT."

Eventually, Eddie responds to him like, "Fix it yourself, coward."

Steve tells him to come to Hawkins and he will. Eddie is just impulsive enough to do just that and...begrudgingly. His hair looks really good.

[morganbritton132]

The whole time Steve is giving unsolicited hair care tips in his comments, Eddie's fans are there defending him against the haters (Steve).

Steve doesn't have a profile pic so Eddie's fans are accusing him of being bald and jealous.

Steve is just like, "Puh-lease. Jealous of what? Spilt ends? I have great hair. That's why I know Munson's hair looks like shit. I don't have any pics of me on here because I’m hot and you guys are weird horny freaks."

They call him a liar. Steve starts pointing out what's wrong with their hair in their profile pics and how they can fix it.

Eddie - after meeting Steve - can confirm that he's hot, has great hair, and is marginally nicer in person. He's just passionate about hair. It's literally in his name.