Lightwood-Herondale

[swagyoulater]

Couldn’t have said it better myself

[poutineisdelicious]

[pink-rabbits-deactivated2017011]

queen of the universe, space mom™ to many, professional badass, slayer of the galaxies. my fav

[laughterkey]

Here comes the General. 

[adulthoodisokay]

RISE UP

[deathtakesapicklechip]

Ladies and gentlemen, the moment you’ve been waiting for. The pride of the Resistance: Leia Organa!

[seananmcguire]

Check it– Can I be real a second? For just a millisecond? Let down my guard and tell the people how I feel a second? Now I’m the model of an interstellar general, The adulated Ald'raanian Organa whose men are all Lining up, to put me up on a pedestal Forgivin’ me my relatives Establishin’ my elegance and eloquence But the Rankor is in the room The truth is in ya face when ya hear the Order’s lasers go–

[vixyish]

PEW

[seananmcguire]

Any hope of success is fleeting How can I keep leading when the people I’m Leading keep retreating? We put a stop to the bleeding as damn Hux breaks Hosnian Where’s the Force?  And worse–

WE ARE OUTGUNNED!

[hexmeridian]

WHAT

[seananmcguire]

OUTPLAYED!

[rockcandyshrike]

WHAT

[seananmcguire]

OUTNUMBERED OUTWEIGHED!

[rockcandyshrike]

VVOOM VVOOM VVOOM VVOOM VVOOM

[seananmcguire]

We gotta fight or else we’ll fade! Ayo, I’m gonna need a Right-hand aide.

[fuckosexual]

i’m in a long distance relationship with the stars

[7mangoes]

may your ass get fatter and your heart get wiser in 2017

[chxnky-spice]

May your wallet get thicker and soul become heavy in 2017

[mmshawty]

may your skin get clearer and your love reciprocated in 2017

[hauntedconstellations]

Reblog for this to come true

[buzzfeedrewind]

Things You Forgot You Used To Do

[wonderlandweird]

Holy fuck I’m old…

[loleepop-dizeez-deactivated2018]

I still carry both

[kittyinhighheels]

You’re old

[loleepop-dizeez-deactivated2018]

[angrybeardedbastard]

I’m so old

[loleepop-dizeez-deactivated2018]

[matthewbane]

Interviewer: What would you be if you weren’t actors?

Dom: Unemployed. […] I’d genuinely–I’d be unemployed. There’s very little else I can do.

[leesh]

the biggest joke of 2016 is that kylie jenner was right

[yati25-deactivated20180729]

Some of my favorite Harry Potter posts atm.

[davids-harbour]

me 

[inahiddenplace]

so like new game plan: i don’t go to college, and instead, just start digging a giant hole with my hands in my backyard, call it performance art, gain notoriety, and keep doing it until i reach the earth’s core. sound good? great.

[vigilantejustice]

2017 is going 2 be a very healing year because it’s going to force us to accept that 2007 was ten years ago not three and i think that’s the root of our collective issues

[firesigh-deactivated20181118]

it’s just not realistic

[traicionerra-blog]

[2-shane-s]

Date someone who will date you

[methfall]

Need me a freak like that

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teacher *while handing out 40 year old textbook*: wikipedia is very unreliable

[spikespiegell]

legit advice for ur perfect nude ..match ur lipstick color to ur labia color

[primadonnagril-deactivated20240]

How do I check while I’m at the store buying it

[spikespiegell]

wear a skirt so you can buss it open? quit living in fear?

[helluva-pilot]

trump said that he wants to return to his tower on the weekends

boi, he doesn’t understand what this job entails 

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

Ok but can we address how supervillainy “return to his tower” sounds