my middle name is fish

hello I have nothing to say about myself enjoy your stay

[hopcestheim]

coming back to my blog after a long time just reminded me why i left in the first place

[midforde]

GFantasy June Issue - Ciel Phantomhive

Scanned by funtomscandy, edited by me

[shinnyah]

[youkas]

Zankyou no Terror Official Guidebook Covers || Scanned and edited by (x)

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hopcestheim

turku get ur shit together

[hopcestheim]

akihiko

in ur pants

[hopcestheim]

getting into your pants is my keikaku (keikaku means plan)

[newblogisjacindaelena]

{ North Cascades }

[clearancecreedwatersurvival]

A Guide To Greek Gods and Heroes:

Apollo: trash

Jason: trash

Medea: dubiously evil queen of my heart

Agamemnon: dead trash

Clytemnestra: takes out the trash

Zeus: walk of shame incarnate

Hermes: little shit

Hestia: literally no one talks about her

Artemis: #misandry

Hera: woman, scorned

Hades: goth wannabe shit baby

Persephone: Per-Step-On-Me

Ares: God Of War ™

Aphrodite: Walk Walk Fashion Baby

Cronus: hide yo kids, hide yo wife

Athena: i feel like she plays baseball probably

Achilles: I Love My Dead Gay Son

Patroclus: “Geez Achilles find your chill.” 

Orpheus: Gay

Hephaestus: allll byyyy myyyyseeEEEeelf

Heracles: why does no one talk about him mucking out those stables?

Odysseus: total piece of shit

Chiron: tired of everyone’s shit

Hecate: my wife EDITED TO ADD THE FOLLOWING

Patroclus (alt.): Oh look at that. I’ve been impaled.

Poseidon: I think you mean Broseidon, bro to the fishes and ponies

Dionysus: ambiguously queer and perpetually sloshed

Oedipus: the loser of every ‘yo momma’ battle

Ajax: Stronger than Grease ™ <-soap reference in case it’s too obscure

Circe: basically that scene in Monty Python where all the evil ladies wanna bang

Tiresias: Bet he didn’t see that one coming.

Cassandra: got the short end of every stick

Antigone: that play from high school english that everyone sparknoted

Cerberus: whozagoodboyden

Hyacinth: what kind of asshole gets killed by a discus?

Hippolytus: a fedora sporting MRA

Romulus: moon

Remus: moon

Narcissus: Treat Yo Self

[totodile]

lest we forget

[liberator-incorruptus-blog]

by cheese慷

[fujoshibabe]

“Phantomhive is a shadow, a phantom that exists solely to obliterate the sorrows of Her Majesty, The Queen. Step into its den, and you can never hope to return to the light.”

[yooskee]

Anon requested Souyo in beanies. Do you love me now, anon? ` 3`

[we-lovecats]

[crystamined]

Lightning… I will get better. I’ll try harder.I’ll-

[colonel-ressentiment]

I was actually disappointed when I got a full party because Yosuke stopped flinging himself dramatically in front of Yu

[kinardstits]

Final Fantasy XIII Series ♔ Random 500px Gifs [132/∞]