All the Good Hope Puns Were Taken

29/F/🇨🇦 This is not a blog about anything specific, it is basically whatever catches my eye. For those of you who don't understand how punny I am Hope is my name, ha ha.

[valtsv]

today i learned that there are cave paintings of bats and i think you all deserve to see them

[only-wholesome-memes]

[s-l-martin]

Boy, they took to that like …

[andremichaux]

Nothing's ever simple anymore. I'm constantly trying to work it out. Who to love or hate… who to trust. It's just like the more I know, the more confused I get. I believe that's called growing up. I'd like to stop, then. Okay? I know the feeling.

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | 2.07, "Lie to Me"

[red-eye-radio]

So I thought y'all would like this too This great white comes to the jersey shore every year and this year they named her and have been tracking her hella so this is Mary Lee and she decided to show herself under this rainbow for pride month A true gay icon

[victoryyodel]

#This is the representation I’ve been looking for

[bwaah]

a very very funny picture to not load

[dogposts]

unmute

[trickstertime]

Just a perfectly normal life hack video, no need to specifically tag @were--ralph for any particular reason

[sour-charity]

[aq2003]

i can't get over this. this is fucking killing me

[rednines]

[marzipanandminutiae]

my top funny colonial/early American names, in no particular order

Unite Cox (male, 1752-1816, Malden, Massachusetts)

Pleasant Cock (male, dates unclear; mentioned in a diary from 1777 of the writer's travels through Virginia)

Submit Cox (female, 1702-c. 1735, Dorchester, Massachusetts. later married and became Submit Maudsley)

Preserved Fish (male, 1766-1846, New York)

Increase Mather (male, 1639-1723, Boston, Massachusetts)

[gotmehookedonthekpop]

Not the right time frame, but my favorite name captures the spirit of this list:

Experiance A. Quakenbush (1825-1908, Manalapan, New Jersey)

Bonus photos of the cool cemetery/church yard:

[marzipanandminutiae]

THANK YOU FOR THIS ADDITION

[thatdisasterauthor]

If not friend, why friend shaped?

[manicpixiesdreamdragon]

Hello its me, weird dog not bear, please let in?

[thatdisasterauthor]

He was, in fact, very close to letting himself in whether I wanted him there or not.

We really gotta get a doorknob that is not a lever…

[mondainai]

Were you putting distance there to make him lose interest or to have an escape route?

[thatdisasterauthor]

Actually, the door photo came first. I got closer after that. 😂

I went down and locked the door, then took the video.

I’m well aware of the threat bears pose, don’t worry. But I grew up out here so I’m very familiar with how to deal with them. I had a compound bow with me, a rifle down on the table, plenty of stuff to throw, lots of stuff to make noise, and a kitchen full of knives. If he had gotten inside it wouldn’t have been a big deal.

[gallusrostromegalus]

Of all the people I know, you are the person I think would be most capable of beating the shit out of a bear with a random object.

You are also the person I know who is the Most Likely To Need To Beat The Shit Out Of A Bear With A Random Object, so it's probably good that you're so capable.

[thatdisasterauthor]

You're probably correct on both counts, lol.

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[vsingers]

since when did snapple start dabbling in elemental elixirs

[a-book-of-creatures]

I love how they went for the four classical elements but realized they can’t call a sweet flavored beverage Water

[uncivilliberties]

They've just reinvented SoBe from first principles

[mevil]

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

Apparently my stepdad and I are fucking psychically linked because ?? every single time he makes chili for dinner I get a migraine. Without fail. And it became like a ha ha running joke because it happened so many times but now I’m living 3 hours away from my parents and I just texted my mom and

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

Happy disability pride month

[nose-bl]

via @ninjahijabimuse​

this is so much better i love it

[aropride]

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

[bladespark]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[atwotonedbird]

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.

[fuckadietcoke]

Someone: how have you been doing?

Me, hanging on by a thread:

[cumaeansibyl]

I feel like I should just queue this to post once a week but at random times

[fatsexybitch]

Everytime this sucker pops out of my queue it's relevant

[diaspora-transan]

Video ID: Lil Nas X sits in a white tank top. Lil Nas makes coughing and "hnnn" noises while gesturing wildly, with many nods, shrugs, and looks of "oh boy". He gestures at his hair, the world around him, and the camera. He puts his hands on his hips, then says "it's been a lot of shit." [End ID]