[mystifiedstars]

babe wake up we got a jared padalecki "so get this" directed at jensen ackles in the year 2026

[durbikins]

[pending-trans-action-2]

[zhoudadudugongjin]

Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

[zhoudadudugongjin]

me everytime one of my seemingly non-specific homoerotic text posts breaks containment

[inthefallofasparrow]

[porz-deactivated20150219]

one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris

[dykekarkat]

"imagine showing insert blank to a medieval peasant they'd die lol" personally i think if i saw the medieval peasant's night sky i'd start crying and never stop

[not-so-blue]

Divinity Reveal Trailer | The Game Awards 2025 dev. Larian Studios

[blighted-elf]

Star Wars: Fate of the Old Republic trailer - 1/?

[shed-some-light]

me currently.

[shed-some-light]

ok actually phrebrand badges canceled here's your hard launch badges.

[silly-little-pal]

[snickernut]

FUCK YOU

[snickernut]

BY GOD’S LIGHT I SMITE YOU

[passionpeachy]

“eldritch horror beyond your comprehension” and it’s just a generic monster with tentacles and eyes

[passionpeachy]

girl I’m comprehending you pretty easily you’re gonna have to try harder than that

[empressofkashyr]

in my dnd setting the most eldritch of creatures is an ape that is impossibly wide. Whatever room you're in, this ape is wider than that. Imagine the widest room you can imagine. This ape is wider. It's other proportions remain the same. His name is Wide Ape.

[passionpeachy]

everyone go home we got a winner

[syn4k]

ok note to self i gotta leave the house regularly so that i dont feel like im slowly transforming into an evil fucking shadow clone of myself

[dogweapon]

the author's barely disguised longing for a kinder world

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

lying in front of the street cleaner

[nic0las-uncaged]

did the street cleaner believe you?

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people

[bonesbeetle]

they let the fucking skull wraith on the mound again. this is such bullshit i hate this league.

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Catholicism? You mean like from My Chemical Romance? You know thats not real right

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

The vampires are though

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

The vampires are absolutely real

[kiki-or-bouba]

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