oh hello

23 they/them

[odymcbea]

max and charles on suicide watch together,,,,,,,,, this is how lestappen can still win

[ozempicofficial]

[ryebreadedd]

im a protected species you fucking asshole

[li-rheinn]

[sinatserendipity]

[feldfrog]

Mark Cuban: Your fly is down

Me: Good evening sharks. My invention is pants where that’s okay.

[reallyfunnyreallycool-deactivat]

the bros only one click away

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

RIP to this blog that made this singular post and then deleted

[guerrillatech]

[aflo]

posting this on twitter will get you put into witness protection

[truestoriesaboutme]

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

[terminallyonlinecat-deactivated]

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

[crabussy]

how come they make you reinvent the concept of dinner every evening. I have to make dinner come true every evening like some kind of unpaid genie intern

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[allegedly-human]

I will. I WILL!!

[raikkonens]

btw if two guys are both wearing backwards hats it means they were just making out

[aidashakur]

Healing happens in circles, not lines. You will return to old places with new eyes.

[alphacrone]

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

[catcrumb]

[orteil42]

biting off more than i can chew. but. well. i guess i like to bite

[hydrachea]

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

[countingstars-17]

kimi and max hugging on the podium ♥️

[misslestappen]

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