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‧₊˚ 𝔢𝔪𝔪𝔞 𝔪𝔢𝔶𝔢𝔯 𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔡𝔠𝔞𝔫𝔬𝔫𝔰‧₊˚
A/N: mostly based on season one emma. (another slightly altered recycled post, sorry!!! writers block </3) no one loves her like i do lol
dividers — @pixopix
☆ she's very chronically online, more than jordan or marie. shes constantly referencing stan twitter or tiktok jokes and they have no idea what she's taking about.
☆ she has accidentally locked herself out of her dorm and shrunken down to get in under the door crack more times than she likes to admit.
☆ she sings in the shower, or during any task. loudly. she hums when she needs to focus.
☆ she has a music taste that does not match her vibe at all. she likes very basic pop and it's her main preference, but she will also listen to grungier things occasionally and it often surprises people since she's so bubbly.
☆ she definitely had a bracelet or slime business at some point.
☆ her bed is full of stuffed animals. squishmallows, teddy bears... there's hardly any room for her. best believe they all have full names and personalities too. marie finds it cute.
☆ her brain never stops. she's always asking questions.
☆ she loves putting on crazy makeup when she's bored. marie will come back from a class and emma is in a full face of drag because she watched a tutorial and wanted to try.
☆ she's the girl in the bathroom at parties crying and telling everyone who walks in how beautiful they are before jordan has to drag her out.
☆ the type of girl to buy a cardboard cutout of her celebrity crush and keep it in the dorm.
☆ likes to give people nicknames. flattering and not.
☆ obsessed with animal videos. blowing up her friends' phones with tiktoks of dogs in outfits or elephants painting.
☆ definitely loves to bake and will do it as often as she can. when given the opportunity she is shoving brownies down the throats of anyone that will accept them.
☆ would walk someone to class if they’re lost. probably would sit with someone who’s alone too.
☆ has lots of drama with her mother and will not hesitate to rant about it.
☆ always finishes her vents with “but i don’t know. maybe that’s just me. maybe i’m overreacting. do you think i’m overreacting? am i overthinking it?”
☆ cannot decide on restaurants to save her life. nicknamed “indecisive emma.”
☆ too passionate about uno.
☆ has an orbeez foot spa that she uses when she’s stressed.
☆ loves to prank call.
☆ when she cant sleep, she watches the powerpuff girls. this is where she got the inspiration for jordan’s nickname — buttercup.
emma headcanons next!!! soon…
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⋆˚࿔ A/N: so sorry for the brief hibernation guys. writers block has hit me like a bus that keeps backing up to hit me again. i cannot find any inspiration, but im trying. pls enjoy another edited reupload from my old blog. mostly based on season one jordan but some could def work for both one and two. and thank u for 23 followers!! i love u all! mwah 💋
☆ jordan swears that they do not like sappiness or physical touch but actually they do deeply appreciate it. they will try to shrug it off with humor or pretend to be disgusted but you can tell from the subtle smiles and blushes that they really don't mind. they won't ask for it directly, but they will sneakily try to sit close, or give a compliment and then say that it's not a compliment it's merely an observation. jordan is not good at lying about their emotions.
☆ jordan is fiercely competitive even about minor things. finishing a test first, getting somewhere early, even making a better looking powerpoint presentation than their classmates.
☆ since they are so determined to be aloof and nonchalant their love language is acts of service. jordan is constantly asking if anyone needs help with anything. sometimes, they won't even ask-they'll just show up with an extra snack or bandaids or anything that may be of use to someone.
☆ jordan is incredibly smart, and if they weren't so athletic they'd be labeled as a nerd. they take their studies seriously. they want to be their best self in every category, whether it be sparring or grades.
☆ they love to gossip. they are the nosiest person ever. if they're feeling upset or if one of their friends is upset, their solution is to gossip about whatever is going on or whoever wronged them.
☆ jordan is unintentionally very funny and will get a little annoyed if they get laughed at while trying to be serious.
☆ they are the type to love popcorn. regular popcorn, cheese flavored popcorn-their dorm is stocked. if there’s a sleepover, jordan brings popcorn. if they’re at a party, jordan is on the couch eating popcorn. after a spar, jordan is eating a bag of popcorn. nothing for dinner? popcorn.
☆ jordan likes parties, but not partying. they prefer to observe than to actually be the one dancing on a table. likely the designated driver, too. has fun but is quickly irritated when they have to wrangle up their drunken adult toddler friends.
☆ the designated brutally honest advice giver. while emma may be the soft listener, and marie is more of a mediator type, jordan will tell you to suck it up and be sensible. sometimes they're a tad too harsh but their realistic approach is appreciated and helpful.
☆ jordan is not a fan of nicknames and will not hesitate to make that known, although they may make an exception eventually for emma after they get close since emma likes to give nicknames.
☆ jordan does not use social media. at least not frequently. they have it since it was required as part of the future seven member curriculum, but they don’t use it for enjoyment.
☆ jordan does not actually have a favorite color. jordan just likes what looks nice. unfortunately for them, since they wear a lot of blue, all of their friends have decided that their favorite color is blue and only gifts them blue items.
☆ jordan knows everyone at the school (and all their business as well.) they’re very divisive. some people find them skilled and a diligent student, and others see them as a two faced teachers pet, which isn’t entirely wrong. jordan does have a thing for academic praise.
thinking of doing jordan li x reader headcanons… perhaps…
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✧˚. 𝔰𝔢𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔞 𝔪𝔬𝔳𝔦𝔢 ✧˚.
A/N: rewrite and repost of an old fic i had written on my old blog. thank you for all the love on my adrian post and for 21 followers!! you all mean a lot to me and i’m thrilled that there are people that enjoy what i write! feel free to give feedback i love getting asks and comments. :)
desc: features dean, sam, castiel, crowley and reader. reader is gender neutral with no specified appearance.
Being a hunter was not easy. ever. in any regard. either you’re in some horrible, life altering or terrifying situation, or the doofuses that you’re stuck with are having an unspoken competition to see who can be the most stubborn and stupid. although, some days, it’s really not that bad. sometimes it might even be nice. today, however, is not one of those days.
It all started after a particularly grisly case. you would assume it would’ve been easy. just a vamp nest, nothing special, right?
wrong. it went so far south that everyone was exhausted to the point of limping back to the car, mumbling to themselves about aching limbs and wanting to sleep. Dean took the drivers seat, sam took the passenger seat, and you sat in the back, forehead against the window groaning half in pain, half from tiredness, and with a sprinkle of relief that it was over.
“alright. let’s get the hell out of here,” dean spoke to himself as the car moved to flee the scene. It was getting dark quickly, and all there was to witness outside of the fogged up impala windows was a forest of trees and a never ending empty road. you massaged your temples, trying to calm a headache caused by a brutal punch during the fight while dean silently cranks up the radio and sam complains to himself about his injuries.
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after a long and tiring ride you find yourself sat on the bunker couch, sitting beside sam on one side who is fully immersed in whatever he’s reading on his computer while castiel stares intensely at you on the other completely unblinking and ranting about a stray cat that he saw a few weeks ago. you silently nod, somewhat listening and somewhat daydreaming. dean is on the recliner pulling at a string on the sleeve of his shirt.
the air conditioner hums as you watch castiel’s lips move. other than his cat story and the sounds of the bunker, for once, for a second in time, there’s quiet. you feel a sliver of peace.
“oh for crying out loud. someone push his off button.” crowley groans.
everyone’s heads snap up at the sound of his voice.
the peace you thought you had found has slipped out of your grasp once again like sand through fingers. what’s it gonna be now?
“crowley?! how the hell did you get in here?” dean asks harshly.
“a magician never reveals his secrets.” crowley grins smugly as he strides over and sits on the arm of the couch, much to castiel’s disdain. “so, what is everyone up to?”
“the better question is why are you here and not ruling over hell?” castiel says sternly, narrowing his eyes with disgust.
“everyone is so inquisitive today. i love it.” crowley smiles wider and continues, completely dismissing the question like usual. no one else is amused. “i have an idea. a day out,” he looks over at dean, “like old times sake. but all of us this time.”
“and why would we want to do that?” sam asks, his gaze finally lifted from his laptop.
“because you’ve been stuck in this little box for weeks, fighting and healing, fighting and healing.. should i go on?” crowley raises a brow.
“and so you just decided to do this out of the kindness of your heart?” dean counters, skepticism lacing every word.
“pfft. like i have kindness in my heart. anyway, that’s not important, curious george. what is important, however, is that you agree. i promise it’s not a trap. you know i always keep my promises. it’s one of the only things i have a sense of morality about.”
a swift and unanimous “no.” followed.
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despite everyone’s better judgement, crowley managed to get what he wanted. he was the king of hell for a reason after all. the demon was great at bargaining.
after what felt like ages of bickering, all of team free will, now including crowley, are back in the impala, heading to the nearest movie theater. the tension is so thick you could cut it with your pocket knife and spread it on some toast.
“crowley. there is limited space back here. close your legs.” castiel huffs, trying to adjust himself. the poor angel is pressed up against the door while crowley is stretching comfortably in the middle.
“or what, angel boy?”
“i will smite you!”
“no you won’t.”
“BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP! I WILL TURN THIS CAR AROUND!” dean slams his hand on the steering wheel.
“dean, calm down,” sam whispers.
“SAMMY, DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO. I CANT LISTEN TO THEM ANYMORE. CROWLEY, SIT RIGHT. CAS, SUCK IT UP, OR SO HELP ME THERE WILL BE NO MOVIE. UNDERSTOOD?”
“yes, dean, my apologies.” castiel sighs, lowering his head.
“he started it.” crowley mumbles, facing the opposite direction and pouting.
“WHAT WAS THAT?”
“i’m sorry dean.” crowley rolls his eyes sarcastically.
you try not to laugh at the scene unfolding in front you. sam shakes his head and goes back to staring out the window.
crowley turns back and glares at castiel, both silently challenging the other to make a move that they’re both too cowardly to actually do.
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You couldn’t get out of the car fast enough. like most, it was a long ride, except this time it was cramped. you stretched a bit as the rest of your friends (and crowley) got out and stretched as well.
you all made your way through the doors, and inside the theatre.
Immediately, dean rushed over to the snack counter. “I’ll have some sour straws. what about you, sammy?”
“i’ll get some raisinets.”
“raisinets?? are you serious? sam, are you eighty years old?” dean flashes a judgemental look.
sam rolls his eyes.
“i’ll have a pickle.” crowley announces.
the employee glances between crowley and dean.“seperate or together?” at the same time they both contradict each other. crowley says together and dean says seperate.
“crowley. i am not paying for you.”
“dean. i have saved your life countless times and even suggested this fun family bonding experience and you cant even buy me a two dollar movie theater pickle?”
“oh for gods sake. fine.”
crowley wins again.
“cas, do you want anything?”
“no thank you. i have no reason to eat.”
“whatever.”
you order some popcorn and then off to the movie you all go. this should be fun.
maybe.
if anyone has any suggestions, i’d love to make a part two. unfortunately my creative brain juice is running a little dry right now.
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lmk if i should make a taglist!! love u guys!!
holy moly!! i’m at 20 followers!! thank u sm guys!! ♡
don’t worry about the dry inbox. i get at least three asks a day that treat me as a phone sex operator instead of a fanfic writer
omg i’m sorry to hear that <\3 im sure your fics are lovely tho!! if ur comfortable with sharing ur blog, i’d love to check out some of ur work :) ♡
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( headcanons )
✎ A/N: tried to keep him in character as much as possible. use of y/n a few times. reader is gender neutral with no specific appearance or sexuality. the tense is all out of whack, sorry! thinking of making an actual fanfic with him, but not sure. let me know if you’d be interested in reading that, and feel free to send me ideas. my inbox is dryer than a desert lol. anyways, enjoy!! ♡
♡ adrian chase is not your typical boyfriend, that’s for certain. it was a long and confusing experience to even to get to this point.
♡ despite what may be expected from an onlookers first glance at the pair of you, adrian actually did not immediately like you when he first met you. the clinginess took a while to achieve.
♡ he’s a sweetheart and he loves to socialize, but he’s also very suspicious and territorial, especially about his friends — which you met him through.
♡ he wasn’t rude to you by any means, just very curious, insanely blunt, and a little odd and offputting.
♡ he wanted to know where you came from, how did you get involved with the group? what are your qualifications? are you a criminal? do you have a criminal record? what’s your favorite color? is it teal? why is it not teal? you have a terrible taste in colors.
♡ adrian will mostly just talk to whoever will listen. even if they’re not listening and just tolerating his presence.
♡ one of the first things adrian noticed that he liked about you was that you actually did listen. whenever he got scolded by everyone else for rambling while they were trying to work, he would settle for you last. he didn’t choose you first hardly ever because he didn’t know you as well, but again, adrian would talk to a wall if it meant he could yap as long as he wanted to without disruption.
♡ he appreciated how you nodded along and asked him questions, and even remembered what he said.
♡ once he decided that you were his designated conversation target, you quickly rose up the ranks to being his third best friend, right under eagly. you didn’t know whether to be grateful that you meant almost as much as his idol peacemaker and his pet bird, or to be slightly insulted that he still liked a bird more than you.
♡ from then on he was always around you. despite chris being his unreciprocated best friend, you never told him to shut up or leave you alone so now you have to babysit him 24/7.
♡ the longer he was around you, the more he began to like you. he liked your laugh. you laughed at him a lot. you were the only one to find his jokes funny. he started to purposefully do and say silly things just to make you laugh. a lot of it was in fact not funny, but his excitement was endearing and did make you smile.
♡ whenever you talked about your shared interests or introduced him to yours, he thought you were the coolest person ever. he committed everything you told him to memory. if you liked a game, he was either gonna play it or learn everything about it so you could talk about it together.
♡ eventually your on-the-job conversations became all day and all night conversations. he began to privately text you —with the number you had added to the eleventh street kids group chat — constantly. if he couldn’t sleep, he’s texting you. if he saw someting cool, you’re getting texted. if he did something cool your phone is gonna explode from text notifications.
♡ eventually you get so close (still bff #3 though) that he begins to visit your house. he actually invited himself, but who are you to decline his request to watch ice age together? and according to him his mother is an unhinged lunatic that scares away the visitors so it has to be at your house instead of his.
♡ he begins to talk about you constantly to anyone who will listen. “me and y/n did this…” “y/n told me that…” “do you want to see the spider picture i sent to y/n? they sent one back, too!”
♡ he was infatuated with you. his days revolved around talking to you. he wanted to hang out constantly. whether it was a mission, a night out on the weekend, a phone call or text, or just showing up uninvited at random because he missed you, adrian had to have you in his life somehow at least once a day.
♡ all the others tried to tell him it was a crush. he calmly explained that he didn’t get crushes. he doesn’t feel emotions like other people. he just liked you a lot. he likes all of his friends a lot. especially peacemaker. peacemaker is his best friend and always will be. *insert eye roll from chris*
♡ after a while of watching him blatantly yet obliviously flirt with you, adebayo pulls him to the side and sits him down for a chat. she asks him questions about what he thinks of you and how you make him feel. she then has to explain to him a solid three times that there are indeed differences to how he feels about you versus other group members. sure he has differing opinions about everyone, that’s normal, but the love that he is describing is different. he described feeling a little stronger about you than the others, even chris. he sees the others platonically. as friends. he sees you romantically. he’s in love with you.
♡ that was news to adrian. his world was upside down. there’s no way he loves you! he cant! he didn’t even know that he did. how can you not know yourself? you cant! you’re the only person that knows yourself, duh! common sense!
♡ unfortunately for him, now that he was aware of it, he couldn’t just ignore it. it’s like it manifested itself into existence. he did like your laugh. he did like talking to you. he did like being around you. you were kinda cute, too.
♡ instead of just asking you out like a normal person, because that wouldn’t be adrian, he began to be even more weird than usual. almost like he was acting out a riddle.
♡ he’s stiff and awkward around you. he laughs too much at everything you say. he’s being really suspicious and handing you rocks that he found on the ground because “penguins give their partners rocks.” you don’t understand if he means partner as in friend in cowboy terms or a romantic relationship.
♡ now he’s asking everyone for advice. how does he know you’ll like him back? should he act in a specific way? should he do his butt dance to woo you like a male bird trying to acquire a mate? why was that a stupid question?
♡ after embarrassing himself a few times with bad advice from chris, he decides to listen to ads and harcourt and just ask you out.
♡ it’s the quietest you’ve ever seen him. he’s nervous and fidgety. he’s talking too much but he keeps having these long pauses like he’s so afraid he doesn’t know how to make his brain communicate with his mouth.
♡ after some gentle coaxing from you and a loud groan and “oh my god” from economos (who’s definitely not discretely snooping with the rest of the team hidden behind a wall) he toughs it out and tells you that he likes you now more than eagly and wants you to be his significant other. if you say yes, he’ll take you on the best date you’ve ever had at fennel fields and he can pay for it with his awesome employee discount so you can even get a dessert and you won’t have to worry about getting food poisoning because he’s seen the kitchen and it’s very sanitary. you agree.
♡ now that you’re in a relationship, he spared no time half moving into your house. he’s not staying permanently, but he’s welcome to when available. sadly, you live a good distance from fennel fields and he doesn’t want to have to wake up super early and drive all groggy to get there so he’ll just be visiting on his off days. plus, he’s worried that his mom will miss him and drive him insane with phone calls if he leaves her. he has a toothbrush, half his wardrobe and a few of his beanie babies and trinkets in your home now.
♡ he’s not cuddly. not when he’s awake, at least. if you want to touch adrian he has to be clothed, and you do too. he hates the feeling of skin. he doesn’t mind a hug if he’s in his armor or a sweater that muffles the contact, but if his skin is exposed don’t put your hands on him. you can give him a kiss though. he likes kisses. especially on his cheek. they make him blush. he may also allow hand holding if gloves are worn.
♡ you share an animal crossing island and he spends all your bells on the stupidest things imaginable. it drives you insane, but at least he’s happy. when hes away from you for long because of his home life or work, he’ll send you love letters through the nook inc. postal service.
♡ you’re still not his best friend, but you get the special title of best lover, and now a #2 ranking ahead of eagly.
♡ he’s a little dense at times but he’s so thrilled to talk about his hot partner any chance he gets. he’s especially thrilled when you show up to his work and he finally has evidence for his coworkers to believe that you are a real person.
♡ you are so happy to be together that it makes harcourt gag. that’s how you know your relationship is meant to be.
dividers used: @pixopix
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reblogs, likes, and comments are appreciated! tell me what you think!:)♡
i mostly have written for homelander and dean winchester, but i will gladly try to write for other characters as well. currently i’m considering castiel and adrian chase. although, i must warn you they may be ooc as i am new to fanfic writing. if you have a request and want them to be a certain way please be detailed! any advice and feedback is beyond appreciated!!
:) what i will write:
fluff and maybe angst
character x reader /characters x reader.
i will write platonic or romantic.
i will write for female or gender neutral.
:( what i won’t write:
i don’t write smut.
i dont write using a specific appearance or sexuality for reader.
i don’t write anything gross or harmful.
𝔠𝔞𝔱𝔣𝔢𝔰𝔰𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔰
✎ᝰ. jordan li thoughts
✎ᝰ. homelander song
just a random thought, i’ll never fully understand godolkin (cipher)’s beef with jordan. like why was he so hellbent on calling jordan weak? i’ll be willing to argue that after marie, jordan is the strongest of the main gen v cast. they have more than one power. jordan can not only shapeshift, but when they do they get a unique power set for each form. and they can switch on command without limitation whenever they want. that’s insane!! if jordan would’ve trained like marie i fully believe they could be equals if not already.
𝔠𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔩 𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔡𝔠𝔞𝔫𝔬𝔫𝔰
A/N: motivate me to finish supernatural in the comments because i’ve been slacking on watching it. again, divider creds: @pixopix :)
☆ castiel does not eat since he is an angel and has no need to. because of that he rarely ever feels like he should try. although sometimes, very rarely when no one is around, he does. he's not sure why he feels like he should try to eat again since he knows it won't be good, but he goes along with it anyway. he misses the foods he would eat when he was a human and thinks about it often. he cant enjoy it now as he did then. he doesn't miss being human, he's very glad that he's not—it was too difficult for him — but he does get a little sad when he sees his friends eating burgers. he really loved burgers.
☆ he will just pop into sam and dean's dreams. sometimes there's a reason for it. he may need to send a message or give a warning. other times, however, he's just bored. he doesn't sleep and he gets restless from staring at the tv and walking around the bunker in circles so he decides to see what's happening in their heads. to him, it's like a bonding experience. he can feel whatever is troubling them and maybe find a way to help or he can see what makes them happy, or just what it is that's on their mind at the moment. sometimes he will just watch from afar and other times he will directly interfere. sam has learned to just let him since castiel seems to enjoy it, but dean finds it invasive and creepy. castiel continues to do it regardless.
☆ he is with sam and dean more than they know. since he has the ability to go around undetected he figures he may as well not let it go to waste. hes constantly healing them from little things that they don't notice. sam got a paper cut from going through files? castiel healed it so fast sam didn't know it happened. dean got the flu from a one night stand? castiel has healed it before a sniffle even occurred. they're walking through a sketchy area at night to get back to their cheap motel? he's completely invisible guarding them from any potential threat and they don't even know. he's bored and has nothing to do? he's watching them like a kid watches their pet goldfish swim around. he likes it.
☆ he has thought about getting himself a wardrobe, but he feels weird about it. he has no sense of style and doesn't understand clothes shopping. all the sizes and rules about matching confuse him and he doesn't want to look silly. he'd rather just wear the same clothes "like a cartoon character" as dean puts it. it's not like it gets dirty or stays damaged. he can just fix it with his angel powers.
☆ he likes going to parks when he can. he will talk to any animal that doesn't immediately run away from him. he once tried to feed ducks and immediately got into trouble for not reading the sign. he was very confused as to why he was not allowed to feed them.
☆ he loves watching home renovation shows. he greatly admires human creativity. he also really enjoys the very dramatic and obviously staged reality tv shows. he's not a fan of the fighting, but he enjoys analyzing the complexity of their behaviors. sam has informed him that most reality shows are fake. he chooses to believe otherwise because "why would it be called reality then? they cant all be fake, surely."
☆ he will never understand why people dress as angels and demons for halloween. he also feels the need to critique all the angel and demon costumes. "that's not what we look like. if you must portray yourself as one of us, at least be correct."
☆ since he got a cellphone, he has become addicted to it. he uses it like a grandma. he will send them pictures of things he likes or thinks they will like. if he sees a dog on the street, he's sending them a photo. a hot wheels toy car that looks even remotely similar to baby, he's sending a photo. he will sometimes just randomly send photos of himself. he's constantly taking photos of them. they try to be patient with him or ignore it, but he has his camera in their faces 24/7. he loves his friends. all his camera roll is is blurry photos of random trinkets and off guard pictures of sam and dean. he falls for every chain email or scam call he receives. he overuses emojis. sometimes he only uses emojis. he plays a lot of candy crush. his wallpaper is a badly cropped inspirational quote with the google background still apparent. he frequently arques with siri.
𝔥𝔬𝔪𝔢𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯 𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔡𝔠𝔞𝔫𝔬𝔫𝔰
A/N: lmk what you guys think of this layout. i’m trying to make my posts match the vibe of my blog, but graphic design is not my passion lol. and thank you to @pixopix for the dividers!! ^_^!!! and don’t worry guys, castiel post is next :)
☆ homelander either cannot cook or simply refuses to. he may, but that's a very slim to almost nonexistent chance. he either has a personal chef of some sort, or lives off doordash or something similar. if he does, he orders under a fake name and makes an intern or assistant go get it so he doesn't have to interact with a potential fan. he's probably very picky as well. he will rarely get anything "junky.” (other than his mandatory milkshakes ofc). he's ordering fine cuisine, and if it comes cold everyone is facing his wrath.
☆ he enjoys watching anything with himself in it, especially if he’s experiencing a depressive episode. show appearances, movies, interviews, even those youtube compilations that are like "homelander being cute for 6 minutes". he likes to see a stronger and more put together version of himself, it reminds him to snap out of it. he’s the homelander for gods sake. there would be nothing without him. he especially likes reading the comments under his photos or videos where people (mostly old ladies, teen girls, or gym bros) gush about how flawless and handsome he is.
☆ he was very surprised to learn about fan edits and very pleased to see that people were making them of him.
☆ he has asked a million times (and even threatened) to have access to his social medias but they will not let him because they do not trust him to behave responsibly online, so any social profile he has to use personally is a blank user account that is monitored by vought.
☆ sometimes if the seven have meet and greets he has to take photos with fans' dogs and he hates that more than the people because they drool on him, they get fur on his costume, and since he has superhearing the panting drives him crazy. he has asked to ban pets from the meet and greets but ashley insists it makes for good publicity because who doesn't love a wholesome homelander-dog photoshoot.
☆ in order to try to bond with ryan he attempts to play games, like roblox, and is incredibly bad at it and tries his best not to get mad when he keeps dying. he definitely has a secret roblox account to play adopt me or parkour games with ryan that ryan had to set up. he has spent a small fortune on robux. he would much rather be playing catch or some other traditional father and son activity but ryan is not willing to give up his hobby and he doesn’t want to be a pushy dad that isn’t supportive of his son.
☆ he's difficult to work with most of the time, but especially difficult in front of cameras. he has to have the lighting he likes, at the perfect angle, and on his good side or he's gonna flip out.
☆ he has the most sugary tooth rotting coffee order ever and can tell if it's not done exactly as he wants it. you stirred it 2 times instead of three? dead or fired. although some days, he switches it up (which is inconvenient) and wants a milkshake, and if you get him coffee on a day that he wanted a milkshake without asking which one first, be ready to fear for your life.
☆ will change his route occasionally when walking around purely to avoid the deep. he has his assistants alert him if the deep even brings him up in conversation just so he can know to stay away. deep is oblivious to this and believes he's just busy.
☆ he's rarely where he needs to be. interns are constantly tasked with hunting him down because everyone else is too scared to find him and the interns are at the bottom of the food chain, easily replaceable if he has a freak out on them. if he's not mad at everyone and everything sulking in his house, he's wandering around just intimidating people. he'll pop up in the analytics department and just stare, maybe occasionally ask a question and then leave to go bother somebody else. he's easily bored.
☆ the reason his hairstyle changed from the early seasons is because it was getting in his eyes when he flew and since it wasn't gelled back it was getting too messy after long periods of time. they decided to solve this issue by gluing it down to his head.
☆ during galas he will often try to sneak away without anyone noticing and is rarely successful. however when he is, he will wait until he's already back home to send ashley a cryptic message that's just "left." so she has to make up some grand mission he suddenly has to go on (he's at home watching tv) to save the world so it doesn't look like he rudely and prematurely abandoned the event.
☆ he was a natural blond when he was a kid, but his hair got darker as he aged so he was made to dye it blond to give off that perfect all american look they crafted for him. he did it so much he fully believes he's still a natural blond and will get defensive if a stylist says that his roots are brown.
☆ he lies about his height. he makes sure that he is listed as taller than he is.
☆ any fan gift that he is given is going straight into the trash no exceptions.
☆ he enjoys building legos with ryan. it's peaceful, ryan likes it, and it feels healing for his inner child.
☆ does not like animals. dogs, cats, fish… he could not care less about whether they live or die. he dreads animal charity events because he knows he’s gonna have to be all lovey dovey to them and they disgust him.
☆ he is a nosy man. why would he use that superhearing to save lives when he can eavesdrop on every conversation in the building? he’s lurking around and just listening at any given moment. he needs to know what people are saying about him and what’s happening in everyone’s lives that he can potentially use as leverage.
☆ despite being touch starved he hates being touched by eager fans. he doesn’t want to hug or handshake. the only tolerable touch is whenever he’s getting his hair touched up and he can feel the gentle scalp scratching when the stylist is washing it.
This is what I imagine Adrian was doing after Chris got arrested, because that basement is so clean and organized when Ads visited (as compared to the mess after the blast)
yes I can’t art 😂
hii! if possible could you do black and/or red angel and/or lace themed dividers? i will credit u :)
Dark Angels & Lace
Please credit @pixopix, likes and reblogs are appreciated!
yayy!! thanks sm!!! :)
𝖆𝖉𝖗𝖎𝖆𝖓 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖘𝖊 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖈𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖓𝖘
A/N: i tried. and dividers were taken from a post by @/kentpaws. lmk if u want them removed :)
☆ they had to learn to use and then implement tone tags into the messages in the eleventh street kids group chat after multiple instances of confusion and complaints from adrian. the group was initially against the idea since they felt understanding memes and emojis was common sense, but relented since adrian would not shut up about it.
☆ chris rarely ever goes to fennel fields alone or with a date because adrian has unintentionally killed the vibe a few times. there was one time where chris brought a date and halfway through the meal adrian decided to stop by and interrupt their conversation about whatever it was that was on his mind. he didn't leave until one of his coworkers dragged him away. chris could not apologize to the date enough and was deeply embarrassed. there was a seperate time when chris went alone because his dad was busy and he didn't feel like cooking and adrian came and sat, completely uninvited, in the booth with him. on the same side. shoulder to shoulder. you can imagine chris's reaction.
☆ adrian is jealous of harcourt 100%. even if its just a little. he will not admit it and he may even try to hide it, but it's there. why is peacemaker so infatuated with this woman? she's not his best friend. she doesn't know anything about animals. she never tried to bond with eagly. she probably doesn't even care about eagly! that’s why he called her a bad girlfriend to his mom. he was ranting about his true feelings towards her. he sees her as a sort of friendship homewrecker, hence the “slutty” thing.
☆ he brings his mom leftovers from work. she probably packs him a lunch. he doesn't like that, but will bring it anyway so she doesn't pester him about it. he probably lies to his coworkers (that didn't ask) and says that his 'super hot girlfriend' packed it for him but he won't tell them who because he doesn't want them to be jealous of his super awesome and totally real girlfriend.
☆ for as odd and wild as he is, he's very sanitary and organized. he carries around some glasses cleaner and a little cloth, his car is very neat, and secret room and beanie baby collection are never cluttered. he actually enjoys cleaning. unless his mom tells him to, then he will groan and complain about her breathing down his neck.
☆ he makes adebayo send him a picture of her dog in outfits every time she gets a new one because it makes him laugh and he thinks it's precious. he probably googles them up and sends her some too. she doesn’t mind and thinks it’s sweet that he’s trying to bond but wishes he wouldn’t do it 24/7.
☆ definitely has cringey contact names in his phone for his friends filled with emojis like a middle schooler.
☆ he is banned from the community aux cord for playing “walk the dinosaur” and “what does the fox say?”
☆ loves rolling around in his roller chair and is constantly asking people to race him. so far he has yet to find an opponent, although he did roll over fleury’s toe once.
☆ plays coolmath when he’s supposed to be working and gets defensive about it.
☆ likes to mumble talk when he’s frustrated because he thinks no one hears him.
☆ has to loudly narrate everything he does if he’s performing a task, like lifting a box. “i stretch. i place my hands on the box. i bend my knees. i lift it. it’s in my arms. i move to the corner. i set the box in the corner.”
☆ has made tomodachi’s of all his friends.
