stop jop and roll

[horangimood]

lea // 23 // she/her

hockey sideblog -> @oetter

subverting expectation

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

[conzoop]

If I killed someone I'd be so impossible to find online I'd be posting "Feels really good not being a killer and having never killed anyone ever"

[conzoop]

my "I havent killed anyone" post has a lot of people asking questions answered by aforementioned post

[omghotmemes]

At night the beast sleeps

[bowsersex]

Somebody in a Twitch stream chat was trying to insult a streamer by saying, "You're almost 40, and you've only gotten a tarot card reading once?" And I don't know, I'm still amused by this. I'm in my late 20s and I've also only had a tarot card reading once. One of those ones on the street you pay for. The guy doing my tarot card reading was like, "You're going to join the military," or something like that, and 15 year old me thought to myself, "Okay, well that's not true. So I guess I just got scammed," and then I just never got a tarot card reading since then.

[bowsersex]

Military recruiter who pretends to be a tarot card reader so he can tell every person who gets their future read by him and they'll be joining the military in the future.

[gauntletqueen]

Looks down and smiles lovingly at my boobs

[breakbeatbun]

Looks up and smiles smilingly at your boobs

[slasholantern]

Looks at the cave wall and smiles allegorically at the shadow of your boobs

[1o9]

[hyliantomatoes]

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

[mindllessdreaming]

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

[buggyhuman-blog]

[magicratfingers]

i like when you see a little lizard go skittleskittleskitter and then stop & do some push ups

[probuccalfat]

people will describe their incredibly nebulous sexuality to you that they’ve never been able to define and the whole time you’re thinking that sounds like bisexuality brother

[dumpy-dump]

[menelaiad]

just cried so hard at this that i actually nearly threw up

[hinoneko]

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

[longnuts]

Does anyone know what to do

[princecarlton]

[ghouliens]

Ötzi the icemans' murderer could still be out there. We just don't know.

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third