Holy Pickles

Sometimes I enjoy things. I spend a majority of my time on this site and I don't regret it at all.

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

I hate how “daddy issues” is used to call women crazy and un-datable rather than bring up the fact so many fathers are abusing their daughters to the point of emotional breakdown

[toastbutteregg]

this needs more notes

[practicalsmagic]

I’M SCREAMING

[bergaramadejs]

[bannock-and-biopolitics-deactiv]

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

[curlicuecal]

oh shit my laundry

[mishafletcher]

reblog to save someone’s laundry

[swav3y]

The term “Hooked Up” is so broad, like did you kiss or did you do anal?

[tinderventure]

We matched and he said “I bet this isn’t what your ex expected when he said there are other fish in the sea”

[mizworldofrandom]

[shittyelfwriter]

The best fucking thing I’ve ever seen

[nyokoko]

Gordon Ramsey has settled the candy corn debate once and for all.

[wallflowerbloom]

[thetrippytrip]

This gets scary when you realize almost one in five women will be a victim of attempted or completed rape during their freshman year.

I can’t tell if I’m going to throw up, cry, or both.

[neverknowsbestwhatcouldhavebeen]

… And this is why I am not sorry these frats are getting dismantled.

[babyanimalgifs]

I don’t know what’s funnier.. the baby elephant chasing the birds, or when he fell and ran to his mom xD

[greelin]

can you imagine not being human & just living out your days as a weeping willow, though? beautiful? by the water? unburdened? ideal

[amthsts-remade-deactivated20191]

I wanna be the one from Harry Potter that beats the shit out of everyone and everything

[dondaario]

so if in the soulmate au the very first words your soulmate ever says to you are tattooed somewhere on your body since the day you are born imagine having something like ‘man I cant believe dumbledore died’ tattooed on you. imagine being spoiled for a book series that doesnt even exist yet. imagine worrying about this dumbledore guy your whole childhood while not knowing who he is. imagine knowing dumbledore dies before jk rowling even thinks about it.

[adramofpoison]

Everybody go home, this is my favorite soulmate au

[littlelions101]

So you finally find your soulmate. After years of knowing that dumbledore dies and the entire franchise being ruined, you find him. You’re in the theatre, dumbledore is dead and you hear it. ‘Man I can’t believe dumbledore died’ by a guy walking right by you and in you’re rage you shout ‘You! You’re the one!’ The guy stops, looks at you, his own arm to read the words, then back at you and he says, “That’s not really how I imagined that being said”

[siriuslyymoonyy]

It got better

[pr1nceshawn]

People Who Enjoy “Medium Rare Chicken”

[succ-my-pandas-dick]

[kakashissss-moved]

[glumshoe]

The alligator mating/territorial display consists of males doing squats in the water and hurgling.

[glumshoe]

hear him hurgling

[joygucci-deactivated20160123]

Reblog if you're black tumblr.

You don’t have to be black, it just means you support us, you stand by us and you’re for us.

[zaybntdaw-blog]

100%

[wetpsy-deactivated20150407]

200%

[decodethefallenmoon]

Someone who’s black or supports black people and their human rights. it literally says that in the description. “You don’t have to be black, it just means you support us, you stand by us and you’re for us.” 

[fall-out-trans-child]

Why the fuck does this not have more notes wtf.

[animatedtext]

[thatsthat24]

A Predestined Duet! 🎵 (W/ Kenzie Nikki & Nick Pitera)

[thatsthat24]

A Predestined Duet! 🎵 (W/ Kenzie Nikki & Nick Pitera)