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This is the most real MTG post of all time cause I'll give you one guess which of these two cards was an absolute menace in standard and had to be banned and which one hasn't seen any play since getting reprinted
Obligatory Yugioh example
Pokemon version
Source for top image.
Most apt comparison I can find for Hearthstone
I feel like this is the better Yugioh example
PLEASE read yugioh
To be fair, to those who are trying to clarify that itâs season 0, YuGiOh does not really get much less crazier
thatâs some very conditional âfriendshipâ wow
I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things
my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say
|| Rosa Bonheur in her study (1893), by Georges Achille-Fould. â¤ď¸đ¤đŠˇ
Rosa Bonheur (1822-1899)
Rosa Bonheur (1822-1899) was a lesbian French painter known for her naturalist landscapes and animal portraits. Like many other women of this period, she was taught by her father Raymond Bonheur, a painter himself, as most Fine Arts accademies were only accessible to men.
The Highland Shepherd (1859), by Rosa Bonheur.
By the time she was a teen, she was already exhibit her paintings at various salons, at 26 she won her first Golden Medal (the same prize won also by Ingres and Delacroix). In 1865, she became the first woman to receive the Gran Cross of the Lègion dâHonneur.
Labourage nivernais (1849), by Rosa Bonheur.
She successfully obtained a special permit to wear pants in public, arguing that she would needed them because otherwise she would have gotten her skirt dirty working, as she often painted outdoors.
Rosa and her girlfriend Nathalie Micas (1882); the document that gave her permission to wear pants in public (1857)
sources: queer.de; enciclopediadelledonne.it
Gothic 19th-century daguerreotype metal plate photograph of a young lady dubbed âMona Lisa of the Deepâ.
This portrait was found in the wreck of the ship that sank 1857.
source
here's a photo of the daguerreotype in the shipwreck remains themselves, which I think is wonderful to see
Trans people of color!!! Do not let the culture around you stop you from choosing a name that speaks to your heritage. When I was settling on my name, I had white trans people around me tell me that my name would be too hard to pronounce or too long for most people. [Four syllable Latin name, go figure]
I'm glad I didn't listen and decided to stay true to myself and I chose a traditionally Afro-Brazilian that still makes me happy to this day. Don't feel pressured to assimilate or make yourself more palpable for white people, little reminder!
If youâre going to burst in tears when I choose âYasserâ instead of âJohnâ, âJackieâ or âTomâ, donât be surprised when I drop you! It is pronounceable in English, it does not have any hard letters that donât exist in English.
Or do you want me to be named ء٠اء٠٠اŮؚ؏Ůز٠اŮŘŽŮعاŮŮ Ů Řš اŮ؜ب اŮŮؾب اŮŘŮŮب اŮŮŮŮŮŮ ?
Maybe you can pronounce that too.
where's that native meme that's like "lol you worship the sun lmao" and they respond "ok. the sun is real"
hello i have this
Get-A-Load-Of-This-Guy Cam
op says we can repost
As per my last clay tablet,
CCing Ibbi-Ilabrat on this one just to make sure weâre all on the same page!
âThe sesame is visibly dyingâ makes me lose it every time. My sesame #mysesame
in the age of repression and purity culture, getting more perverted is the only morally correct course of action
#(thousand-yard sex-disinterested aroace stare) cool opinion. love seeing this same sentiment 10000 times a day on this website
im also aroace. being disinterested in sex and romance is still sexual perversion in the eyes of the state. get more perverted in whichever direction fills you with the most joy!!!!!!
[Image description: tags which say #perhaps we should look up words in the dictionary and read about what they mean vs assuming meaning based only on most popular usage #for example: #perverse - 1. willfully determined or disposed to go counter to what is expected or desired; contrary. #2. characterized by or proceeding from such a determination or disposition. #3. wayward or cantankerous. #4. persistent or obstinate in what is wrong. #5. turned away from or rejecting what is right/good/proper; wicked or corrupt. #6. deliberately deviating from what is regarded as normal/good/proper #wow! huh! it doesn't inherently refer to sex at all! weird! #it's almost like repression/purity culture consistently use this word to refer to sexuality because it views sexuality itself to be wrong! #how strange! who could have guessed! #reading process #soc]
This is a post dedicated to appreciating the best spell in D&D 5e:
Now I know what youâre thinking:
âWell obviously thatâs the best spell in the entire game, but please, please wont you tell us why in vivid detail?â
Yeah okay, lets do that.
So first up, boring stuff. 90 feet of range, sure, cool, thatâs pretty groovy. Longer range than a lot of spells actually. A minute possible duration, also solid, 10ft radius, pretty good, aoe crowd control is great, even better at higher casts. 1 action. Fine, cool.
Now we got that shit out of the way, lets start drinking up the delicious goddamn nectar that is the power of taking away the one goddamn braincell your enemies have all been sharing this wholeass time.
LETS DIVE INTO THOSE JUICY ASS RANDOM EFFECTS. BECAUSE HAVING A SPELL WORK THE SAME WAY EVERY TIME IS FOR BORING ASS NERDS.
So say they roll a 9 or 10, they get to act normally, so this ainât the best. This isnât good, this works for them right?
WRONG.
This is to lure your dm into a false sense of MAINTAINING CONTROL.
THE DM DOESNâT CONTROL THE GAME ANYMORE.
NO ONE DOES. WELL ALMOST NO ONE.
THIS FUCKER DOES. WEâRE PUTTING OUR LIVES IN THIS FUCKERS HANDS AND TRUST ME WHEN I SAY THIS FUCKER CRAAAVES THE DEATH OF YOUR ENEMIES.
So next we have 7-8. Which I like to call: The Mario Party effect.
Chances are when you cast this on a group, you probably had a few of those goons next to one another. Enemies like to be close to one another, theyâre friends, they get along.
OR AT LEAST THEY FUCKING USED TO.
NOW THEY BEAT EACH OTHER TO DEATH FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT. NO ONE KNOWS WHY.
THE DICE MADE THEM DO IT.
Or they might not be next to anyone, in which case they may as well have rolled a 2-6, a roll I like to call: Time out mode. This is what the dice rolls to make you earn your keep, it canât do ALL the work killing all these people for you. Sometimes, itâll just make all your enemies stand around not doing anything for turn after turn after turn.
Until they roll a 1. Now, you might be thinking âMove in a direction, thatâs not that bad.â Thatâs because you donât know.
There is a truth to confusion. A hidden reality within the dice. It hates them. It truly, truly hates the people it gets used on.
When they roll a 1, if the dice can kill them
It will.
It will have them run off cliffs, into lava, into attacks of oppotunity, itâll run wizards into the loving embrace of your barbarian, it will feed the hapless mooks into the wall of fire your wizard made. If you have a woodchipper out somehow, it may as well be a goddamn black hole because theyâre sure as shit not going anywhere fucking else.
So I know what youâre thinking now, youâre thinking:
âWow Neonir, that sure does sound like a cruel and unjust lesson from god to inflict on your DM alright!â
And youâd be fucking right.
But you donât quite understand.
These are but a few of the strongest enemies in the game, if you have a look, youâll see they have a few immunities, there are more like them, some have immunity to other things, but youâll always notice one thing. One thing missing from these lists.
Yeah.
It can work.
On anything.
Anything can be forced to run around to the benny hill theme, slapping its buddies and staring at stars.
I have not yet found a SINGLE. DAMN. THING. That you cannot confuse into submission.
Poisoned? Hah, maybe if youâre level 3 and fighting rats.
Charm? Canât play with the big boys.
Paralyzed, cool, but still pretty much even chances of the target being immune at this point.
But confusion?
You could look your god in the it-damned eye. And you could say âRoll a fucking D10.â
holy shit you monster
Well I know what all my first 4th level spell slots will be.
this was the post that inspired me to make Confusion my first 4th level spell and let me tell you, I have gotten a lot of mileage out of it
I think the greatest hit so far was casting it on an enemy boss that was approaching, by air, via Nightmare. the spell hit both the boss and the horse. the boss saved. the nightmare didnât.
the nightmare rolled âmake a melee attackâ on the confusion table.
the DM ruled that the best way to interpret that, under the circumstances, would be that the horse tried to throw its rider.
contested strength check. the horse saved. the boss didnât.
the boss took a 1000m trip straight down to the cobbles. he didnât have any flying options.
this sounds like @clockworkcuttlefish âs sort of nonsense :D
Good news: if youâre currently laying around and not producing anything, you are a credit to your species.
Itâs recently been found that even hive insects rest. Bees will play with colorful toys. Ants sleep for about 1 minute but they do it so frequently it amounts to a few hours per day. Even trees take breaks.
The only things that work without rest are machines; literally everything that lives requires rest.
EVERYTHING THAT LIVES REQUIRES REST. STOP JUDGING YOURSELF FOR NOT BEING A ROBOT.
robots require very frequent breaks! welding machines generally have it programmed in that they canât run so long they melt themselves. ive overseen two different manufacturing robots now and each of them were fragile, finicky idiots that require constant maintenance and repair. they pause in between moves, in between jobs. youâre always keeping an eye on programming errors, on coolant levels, on heat. youâre always pulling bits of scrap out of joints, sweeping up debris, washing off nozzles and untangling hoses. and even then it snaps a chain and takes a whole morningâs vacation.
even robots need downtime.
[Image ID: Tweet from SpookyBritches Jules (@/ SQLPi) on Oct 12, 2020 reading: Reminder that you are an omnivore, a predator, and a pretty big one at that. You are not a bee or an ant. It is, in fact, normal for you to just want to lay around not producing anything. Youâre a mammal. Stop judging yourself for not being a hive insect. /End ID]
Plain text: Everything that lives requires rest. Stop judging yourself for not being a robot.
Hello there. Guess how much money I made last year? $28. Iâm an investment banking analyst at a boutique firm, in M&A. I have my undergrad from the University of Chicago, one of the top schools in the country. With bonuses, sometimes I make even more. Are you jealous of that? Most people on Tumblr are usually jobless or they decided to major in the humanities and are poor.
$28?
@the-grand-bamboozler
shinzo abe day was incredible. still not over seeing all the rumours about what happened, joining everyone in wondering how the fuck a shotgun assassination could have happened in japan, and then seeing the first photo of the doohickey
Lemme look something up...
This is literally some Looney Toons level bullshit
Ah yes, the first Spanish astronaut
Aghhhhh so cute are u kidding me
Endouâs little pointy hair at the top being replaced by hello kittyâs ears is so adorable lol
Also Fubuki looks so pretty in this art
hey i know no one will probably see this other than people who already know it but. schizophrenic/schizospec people aren't all homeless people talking to themselves or people stuck in psych wards trying to kill everyone or whatever they tell you. for example, i just kinda sit in my room and don't bother anyone like maybe 80% of the time. i scroll on my phone. i watch movies and play games on my computer. i do chores when i (rarely) have the energy. i have a partner who i love and who tries their best to understand me and help me no matter what's going on with me.
yes, i also have a lot of crazy ideas that i believe and i see and hear things that aren't there and sometimes i start freaking out because i think someone close to me died when they're perfectly fine or that someone's coming to kill me or that my pets have been replaced with alien creatures, but i'm also a person with a life and a childhood and friends and i am not a threat to anyone.
and i'm here. on tumblr. on youtube. in real life. i can see and hear what everyone says about people like me. and i'm fucking tired of it.
treat people with psychotic disorders like people. please. it's not hard to do.
Treat people with schizophrenia like people also absolutely applies to people who ARE homeless, stuck in psych wards, talking to themselves on the street corner, and literally everything else
Treat everyone like a person. Especially people with schizophrenia, hallucinations, delusions, or psychosis, who are all dehumanized and stripped of their legal rights far, far more easily than almost any other class of person (at least in the West, and especially in the US, where police regularly kill unarmed people with schizophrenia, psychosis, and other mental health disorders).
And if you feel the need to see some statistics on this before adding "treat people with psychotic disorders like people" to your belief system: Research shows that people with schizophrenia are about 14 times more likely to be the victim of a violent crime than the perpetrator. (source, plus more stats here via Healthline, April 2023)
E306 is the e number for tocopherols. Also known as vitamin fucking E.
E numbers mean this thing has been approved for human consumption in the EU and long names mean someone in a lab figured out what its chemical structure is.
You know what's easy to pronounce, natural and doesn't have an E number? Lead.
Companies who tell you their food has no E numbers or chemicals you can't pronounce in are preying on your ignorance.
