Art+Wisdom

Goddess of Wisdom They\Them

[hekate-offical]

i am actually incredibly good at giving people the perfect fursonas

with that said u aren’t a crow boy you are the humble turkey vulture

[thehollowmite]

okay then, gimmie

[hekate-offical]

a singular snake

[officially-bbc-news]

Me too 🫵🫵🫵

[hekate-offical]

a maned wolf because of ur luscious locks

[licker-of-guns-offical]

Hello (ignore the cat pfp)

[hekate-offical]

crocodile perchance

[weepingsongtragedy]

also plz ignore my cat pfp

[hekate-offical]

a heron

[metatron-offical]

Out of pure morbid curiosity I must know

[hekate-offical]

bobcat

[ukrainian-offical]

ignore my human pfp

[hekate-offical]

one of those really long big dogs

[athena-offical]

Now what would I be?

[hekate-offical]

the big owl woman asking what she would be?

[athena-offical]

Hmmm fair. Good job you’ve gotten it correct.

[athena-offical]

Wow, I’m old.

[hekate-offical]

i am actually incredibly good at giving people the perfect fursonas

with that said u aren’t a crow boy you are the humble turkey vulture

[thehollowmite]

okay then, gimmie

[hekate-offical]

a singular snake

[officially-bbc-news]

Me too 🫵🫵🫵

[hekate-offical]

a maned wolf because of ur luscious locks

[licker-of-guns-offical]

Hello (ignore the cat pfp)

[hekate-offical]

crocodile perchance

[weepingsongtragedy]

also plz ignore my cat pfp

[hekate-offical]

a heron

[metatron-offical]

Out of pure morbid curiosity I must know

[hekate-offical]

bobcat

[ukrainian-offical]

ignore my human pfp

[hekate-offical]

one of those really long big dogs

[athena-offical]

Now what would I be?

[british-kiwi-lad-offical]

cool fact!

if you type tumblr in between [] you will [tumblr]

[athena-offical]

[tumblr]

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Very intriguing.

[ask-the-fishdick-deactivated201]

REBLOG IF IT IS OKAY TO COME INTO YOUR INBOX AND SAY THE RANDOMEST SHIT I CAN THINK OF BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO INTERACT WITH YOU.

[haveyouseenmybwoah]

hey hey anyone is welcome :)

[poseidon-offical]

Hey, uh, @crime-god-offical is teaching beau about how to destroy villages and they seem to be bonding. You should probably go get beau.

- @mikey-and-terrence-offical

(formerly parts of offically-williams-ghosts, from Michael/Mikey. Tags are bugs so also tagging @its-beau-offical so I know when you respond)

PC!!!!!!

@its-beau-offical

[its-beau-offical]

Oop— dang it Mikey.:( we were having fun and i got to meet dinosors.

[poseidon-offical]

@crime-god-offical, DON’T DO THAT!!

[its-beau-offical]

I crave destruction...

[poseidon-offical]

Son, we all do.

[its-beau-offical]

I crave violence. I wanna murder

[poseidon-offical]

Yes, but you have to have a reason.

[its-beau-offical]

I do? I just thought I was murderous.

[poseidon-offical]

Murder can only be justified if you do it for a reason.

[its-beau-offical]

I don't think I've actually killed anyone. I don't remember it at least. I just have a desire to destroy everything cuz people failed me when I was alive...

[poseidon-offical]

Hm. Interesting.

[its-beau-offical]

I don't know. I just crave violence...

[poseidon-offical]

Well…

I suppose I could find a way to let you express that…

@athena-offical

[athena-offical]

Is my assistance required, god of the sea?

[poseidon-offical]

Yes, I would appreciate you giving my son @its-beau-offical lessons in ethical combat.

[athena-offical]

Do you wish for me to teach them both combat and the Geneva Convention?

Peace of wisdom, ethical combat is very few and far between, especially when we talk about a real fight.

[sacabambaspis-offical]

Everyone say Olympus!

@king-of-the-underworld-13 @poseidon-offical @hera-official @zeus-offical @crime-lord-offical

[hera-official]

Absolutely wonderful!

[hera-official]

@poseidon-offical

I JUST SAW YOU'RE GIVING ME BUNNY EARS. HOW DARE YOU?

[poseidon-offical]

HA!!! How dare you not expect it.

[hera-official]

I'm going to feed my hawks your fish.

[poseidon-offical]

Okay?

[hera-official]

I will make them eat your fish very slowly so they feel a lot of pain.

[poseidon-offical]

You can’t force them to savor food.

[hera-official]

I can. Maybe.

Or, I can turn into a hawk myself and eat them slowly.

[poseidon-offical]

Then they’ll have served their purpose.

[hera-official]

... Why can't you let me punish you?

[poseidon-offical]

I’m done taking shit from you bastards.

[hera-official]

Okay, good job standing up for yourself, but please let me have this...

[poseidon-offical]

Why.

[hera-official]

... Because I'm your favourite older sister?

[poseidon-offical]

Who said that.

[hera-official]

Because it's either me, Hestia or Demeter and those other two are boring!

[poseidon-offical]

Trash talking our sisters behind their backs?!

[hera-official]

What are they gonna do? Bake bread together to throw in my face?

[poseidon-offical]

I like bread.

[hera-official]

Me too, that's the point.

[poseidon-offical]

I don’t understand the point. They make something we like, so I should like YOU more?

[hera-official]

I mean all they do is bake bread. They can't do anything if I talk shit behind their backs.

They're also useless, I'm better.

Again, I'm the reason Polyphemus didn't die when his mother was in labour.

[hearth-goddess-offical]

I can do a lot better than bake bread, sister.

[hera-official]

*Hera freezes and slowly turns* Hestia! *She forces a smile* That was not about you, I swear!

[deceasedtitan-offical]

Well it certainly wouldn't have been about PC, plus you said "all THEY can do is bake bread", referencing me and Demeter. I am not pleased, sister. I mean, first you allow Zeus to replace me with DIONYSUS, and now youre shittalking me? tut tut, not very queenly of you...

[hera-official]

Fuck.

Uhm.

I'm sorry?

[hearth-goddess-offical]

(ooc- OML WHY DO I KEEP CLICKING THE WRONG BLOG FUUUUUCK)

that doesn't sound very apologetic.

[hera-official]

(ooc- REAL DUDE AND I ONLY HAVE TWO)

... Uhm... HEY LOOK IT'S DIONYSUS!

*Hera tries to run away*

[hearth-goddess-offical]

WHERE?! *she dramatically turns then realises she was tricked, and sprints towards Hera* YOU AREN'T GETTING AWAY, ASSHOLE

[hera-official]

SINCE WHEN DO YOU CURSE?

[hearth-goddess-offical]

you didnt 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 think that im the purest, most wholesome goddess in the world, did you?

[hera-official]

I KINDA DID, YEAH!

[hearth-goddess-offical]

and theres your problem! you judge books by their cover, sister

[hera-official]

WELL YOU ARE KINDA BORING

[hearth-goddess-offical]

I KEEP UNITY BETWEEN THE GODS AND MORTALS! I AM BASICALLY THE MOST IMPORTANT GODDESS OF OUR WORLD BECAUSE I BRING PEOPLE TOGETHER

[hera-official]

Well you're not doing a very good job... Remember Troy...

[sometimesagenderlessvoid]

ITS NOT MY FAULT THAT SOME IDIOTS (COUGH COUGH @athena-offical @aphrodite-offical and there was another person but I forgot COUGH COUGH) WERE ARGUING OVER WHO WAS THE PRETTIEST GODDESS IN THE WORLD!

[athena-offical]

You’d be thinking of Hera, also THAT WAS THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO!

[poseidon-offical]

Hey, uh, @crime-god-offical is teaching beau about how to destroy villages and they seem to be bonding. You should probably go get beau.

- @mikey-and-terrence-offical

(formerly parts of offically-williams-ghosts, from Michael/Mikey. Tags are bugs so also tagging @its-beau-offical so I know when you respond)

PC!!!!!!

@its-beau-offical

[its-beau-offical]

Oop— dang it Mikey.:( we were having fun and i got to meet dinosors.

[poseidon-offical]

@crime-god-offical, DON’T DO THAT!!

[its-beau-offical]

I crave destruction...

[poseidon-offical]

Son, we all do.

[its-beau-offical]

I crave violence. I wanna murder

[poseidon-offical]

Yes, but you have to have a reason.

[its-beau-offical]

I do? I just thought I was murderous.

[poseidon-offical]

Murder can only be justified if you do it for a reason.

[its-beau-offical]

I don't think I've actually killed anyone. I don't remember it at least. I just have a desire to destroy everything cuz people failed me when I was alive...

[poseidon-offical]

Hm. Interesting.

[its-beau-offical]

I don't know. I just crave violence...

[poseidon-offical]

Well…

I suppose I could find a way to let you express that…

@athena-offical

[athena-offical]

Is my assistance required, god of the sea?

[3000s]

tumblr giveaway

reblog to win one of that

[athena-offical]

I do believe it’s finals season for many of the officals, good luck my warriors! May my wisdom and knowledge guide your path.

As your commander I aspect you to eat, sleep and ensure your health throughout to the best of your abilities.

Forge through and we shall see the seeds of our efforts rise!

[tothechaos]

this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me

[things-that-are-weezer-blue]

Yup

[tothechaos]

there are gimmick blogs the likes of which you cannot conceive on this goddamn website

[definitely-ao3-offical]

Yep

[zeus-offical]

mhm.

[athena-offical]

This is true.

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

you have to fight with your pfp are you winning?

yes

no

nobody wins

dead before the battle even starts

barely

I AINT BEATING A KID/AN ANIMAL! >:(

that's a plain color/background bruh

results

Voting ended onMay 8

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

My pfp is literally me

is this like the Lloyd vs Enemy Lloyd battle from Ndr S4 e8 (I think it was from e8)

[burning-britain-official]

Mines a flag

[offical-fanartist-offical]

My pfp is also me, but only a vessel that only I can control

So yeah! I'll survive

[athena-offical]

…Absolutely not.

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

hear me out, women.

another hear me out, men.

[athena-offical]

Another hear me out, everyone.

[transstuffandmore]

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

[bees-and-voids-deactivated20210]

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

[athena-offical]

If it wasn’t it’d be dangerous for my moderating mortal, all my followers are welcomed with open arms to my digital alter! Goes without saying but queer people included!

[strawberry-offical]

i need to acxtually get involved in officalverse stuff wait. how do i make friends

[evilest-lemonade-offical]

yo.

just be evil and gay. that is normally how friends r made

[strawberry-offical]

does being evil and aroace count?

[athena-offical]

Yes 👍

[satan-offical]

I'm so sorry to every offical who was terminated. I just found out as I was asleep during the time, but still.

I am so proud of every offical, no matter how big or how small, and for @staff to terminate them for simply living is so fucking wrong

I hope you're able to get your officals back again, but you never stopped being part of the officalverse. Once an offical always an offical

If I get terminated I'm cooked this is my main account but I'll always come back.

[zeus-offical]

//i believe poseidon offical got termmed aswell iirc. o7

[athena-offical]

That’s not great, I wish good luck to those getting hit by terminations, we will stay strong as the officalverse!

Once a offical always a offical.

[gingik]