Having a wonderful day today, filled with whimsy and delight.
The clouds fucking parted or some shit I should not be this happy
In my damn lane over here, frolicking in the grass
Annndddd it’s over. Back to regularly scheduled channel I suppose :<
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Having a wonderful day today, filled with whimsy and delight.
The clouds fucking parted or some shit I should not be this happy
In my damn lane over here, frolicking in the grass
Annndddd it’s over. Back to regularly scheduled channel I suppose :<
Having a wonderful day today, filled with whimsy and delight.
The clouds fucking parted or some shit I should not be this happy
In my damn lane over here, frolicking in the grass
Having a wonderful day today, filled with whimsy and delight.
e me a mail
make the attachment a pic of a snail
give me two gifs
of critters in clover
then photoshop them on the CLIIIIIIIFFS OF DOVER
I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.
I keep trying to like red wine like a grown-up but like … it’s rotten grapes, guys. You can drink things that don’t taste like rotten grapes. Why
Okay I don’t know when this post is from (I came across it stalking multiple blogs). But in case this might help, here is a brief science/wine lesson.
To start off, some facts:
-White wine is made from sweet pulp inside of the grape (minus the seeds).
-Red wine is made from both the skin and the grape (and the seeds and stems…sometimes? Can’t remember).
-Tannin is the substance found in red wines, coffee, dark chocolate. Tannins are responsible for the bitter taste in those foods.
-Tannins are found in the skin of the grape, as well as the seeds and the stems. Therefore, most red wines will have tannins, versus most whites will not have tannins.
-Red wines vary in level of tannins, depending on variety of grape, climate, and fermentation process. Pinot noir tends to be very low tannin. Shiraz/Syrah, choice of poison for our beloved brunette surgeon, is very heavy on the tannins.
-Some white wines (most commonly Chardonnay) are aged in oak barrels instead of metal containers. Oak barrels have tannins, which seeps into the wine during the fermentation process. That’s why Chardonnays tend to be “drier” aka it has tannins.
-White wines like Sauvingnon Blancs are usually fermented in steel barrels (aka no tannins. Aka usually very fruity and light and sweet).
Your ability to taste tannins is genetic.
There is a genetic marker determining whether your taste cells are sensitive to tannins.
Basically two people can drink the exact same wine and have wildly different reactions because: 1. Person A can’t taste tannins, so they taste the actual wine flavor. 2. Person B can taste tannins, and that tends to overpower ALL the other flavors in the wine. Basically all they taste is tannins and none of the wine.
I am super tannin sensitive, so if I drink a wine like Cabernet Sauvignon (very tannin heavy, aka “very dry”, it tastes like bitter ethanol alcohol to me, whereas my best friend can’t taste tannins so the same wine is maybe a little bitter but they can actually taste the grape and different flavors. To her, a wine like Sauv Blanc is too sweet, tastes like sugar water. But to me it tastes good.
So unless it’s the taste of the alcohol or all wines you hate, chances are you might hate the taste of red wine, especially the heavier red wines, because taste the tannin overpowers everything else. And all you taste is bitter bitter ethanol bitter more ethanol.
More tannin info: -Tannins bind to fat.
-This is why tannin heavy wines are recommended with fatty foods (Shiraz and steak). Whenever you eat food with high fat content, the fat builds up on your tongue. A sip of red wine will bind with the fat on your tongue and clear it away. That’s why the sip of wine between bites of fat heavy foods is considered a palate cleanser.
-By that logic, this is why white wines are recommended with low fat foods, like fish. Salmon is fattier than most fish, which is why Chardonnay (tannin heavy white wine) or Pinot Noir (low tannin red wine) is recommended with salmon.
-People who are sensitive to tannins can drink tannin heavy red wines with fatty food and generally the wine won’t taste gross. The fat on your tongue (from that steak) will bind with the tannin and neutralize the tannin taste. Aka the only time I ever drink Cabernet Sauvignon or Shiraz is with a steak or heavy, creamy pasta. Aka never bc I don’t often eat either.
-The reason dairy helps coffee taste better is because the fat in milk/creams binds with the tannins in coffee and neutralizes the bitter taste. This is why people who can’t taste tannins can generally drink coffee black without milk (sugar is a different story). It’s also why almond milk in coffee is the worst idea (almond milk is already bitter and has no fat).
More wine facts: -90% of the “aromas” of wine are marketing BS
-You know the labels that say like “cherry with a hint of blackberry?” There’s no real way to infuse cherry or blackberry into grape wine without screwing with the fermentation process. It’s all created by the wine marketing industry to sell you win. Sometimes if you smell cherry before you drink the wine, you might taste it in the wine (because majority of flavor comes from smell). Or if you think there is cherry flavor in the wine, your brain can trick your taste buds into tasting it.
-The only true flavors found in real grape wine are grapes (obviously), oak/earthy flavor (the barrels), vanilla (barrels, oak sticks), tannins. (There are a few others but can’t remember. I think maybe cinnamon?).
-People’s perception of wine often affect how good it tastes to them. Social psychology studies show that people will rate the exact same wine differently if they’re told the wines are different in price. (They rated the more expensive wine as tastier).
tl;dr Whether you can taste tannins is genetic. Exact same wines taste different for different people depending on your genetic makeup. If you’re sensitive to tannins, red wines won’t taste like anything other than bitter alcohol. Genetics/tannins are why people generally have preferences for red or whites.
this is extremely informative and i have learned a thing about myself, which is that i CLEARLY inherited the tannin-tasting genes from my teatotaling mother and not from my dad who subsists entirely on espresso and cabernet sauvignon.
I suddenly understand why my goddad can drink black coffee and those wretched tasting dry wines and think they taste good.
Black tea also has tannins, so if you - like me - need to drink it with cream and don’t brew it nearly as long as tea aficionados say in scandalized tones you ought to, because otherwise it’s too bitter, you uh. might be sensitive to tannins.
I think that dark roast coffee has more tannins than light roast; I know for certain it requires a good deal more cream/milk to balance out the bitter/burnt taste.
tumblr angels do not support ICE btw 🩷🪽
tumblr demons don't support ICE either ✨
tumblr fallen angels DOES not support ICE too
vampires DO NOT SUPPORT ICE
Vultures DO NOT support ice.
Dinosaurs DO NOT support ICE
Wolfdogs DO NOT support ICE
Hyenas DO NOT support ICE
Werewolves DON'T support ICE.
Tigers DO NOT support ICE
Merfolk DO NOT support ICE
Unicorns DO NOT support ICE
Dragons DO NOT support ICE
Eldrich deities DO NOT support ICE
men DO NOT support ICE ok?
Greek Gods DO NOT support ICE
Athena’s servant has this flask called a “monster energy” I’ve seen many a mortal defeat beasts of great prowess but never seen them harness them in such an interesting way!
Point of concern is, Athena’s servant is running up walls, I’m not sure if this is what it meant.
i am actually incredibly good at giving people the perfect fursonas
with that said u aren’t a crow boy you are the humble turkey vulture
okay then, gimmie
a singular snake
Me too 🫵🫵🫵
a maned wolf because of ur luscious locks
Hello (ignore the cat pfp)
crocodile perchance
also plz ignore my cat pfp
a heron
Out of pure morbid curiosity I must know
bobcat
ignore my human pfp
one of those really long big dogs
Now what would I be?
the big owl woman asking what she would be?
Hmmm fair. Good job you’ve gotten it correct.
Wow, I’m old.
i am actually incredibly good at giving people the perfect fursonas
with that said u aren’t a crow boy you are the humble turkey vulture
okay then, gimmie
a singular snake
Me too 🫵🫵🫵
a maned wolf because of ur luscious locks
Hello (ignore the cat pfp)
crocodile perchance
also plz ignore my cat pfp
a heron
Out of pure morbid curiosity I must know
bobcat
ignore my human pfp
one of those really long big dogs
Now what would I be?
cool fact!
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Very intriguing.
REBLOG IF IT IS OKAY TO COME INTO YOUR INBOX AND SAY THE RANDOMEST SHIT I CAN THINK OF BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO INTERACT WITH YOU.
hey hey anyone is welcome :)
Hey, uh, @crime-god-offical is teaching beau about how to destroy villages and they seem to be bonding. You should probably go get beau.
- @mikey-and-terrence-offical
(formerly parts of offically-williams-ghosts, from Michael/Mikey. Tags are bugs so also tagging @its-beau-offical so I know when you respond)
PC!!!!!!
@its-beau-offical
Oop— dang it Mikey.:( we were having fun and i got to meet dinosors.
@crime-god-offical, DON’T DO THAT!!
I crave destruction...
Son, we all do.
I crave violence. I wanna murder
Yes, but you have to have a reason.
I do? I just thought I was murderous.
Murder can only be justified if you do it for a reason.
I don't think I've actually killed anyone. I don't remember it at least. I just have a desire to destroy everything cuz people failed me when I was alive...
Hm. Interesting.
I don't know. I just crave violence...
Well…
I suppose I could find a way to let you express that…
@athena-offical
Is my assistance required, god of the sea?
Yes, I would appreciate you giving my son @its-beau-offical lessons in ethical combat.
Do you wish for me to teach them both combat and the Geneva Convention?
Peace of wisdom, ethical combat is very few and far between, especially when we talk about a real fight.
Everyone say Olympus!
@king-of-the-underworld-13 @poseidon-offical @hera-official @zeus-offical @crime-lord-offical
Absolutely wonderful!
@poseidon-offical
I JUST SAW YOU'RE GIVING ME BUNNY EARS. HOW DARE YOU?
HA!!! How dare you not expect it.
I'm going to feed my hawks your fish.
Okay?
I will make them eat your fish very slowly so they feel a lot of pain.
You can’t force them to savor food.
I can. Maybe.
Or, I can turn into a hawk myself and eat them slowly.
Then they’ll have served their purpose.
... Why can't you let me punish you?
I’m done taking shit from you bastards.
Okay, good job standing up for yourself, but please let me have this...
Why.
... Because I'm your favourite older sister?
Who said that.
Because it's either me, Hestia or Demeter and those other two are boring!
Trash talking our sisters behind their backs?!
What are they gonna do? Bake bread together to throw in my face?
I like bread.
Me too, that's the point.
I don’t understand the point. They make something we like, so I should like YOU more?
I mean all they do is bake bread. They can't do anything if I talk shit behind their backs.
They're also useless, I'm better.
Again, I'm the reason Polyphemus didn't die when his mother was in labour.
I can do a lot better than bake bread, sister.
*Hera freezes and slowly turns* Hestia! *She forces a smile* That was not about you, I swear!
Well it certainly wouldn't have been about PC, plus you said "all THEY can do is bake bread", referencing me and Demeter. I am not pleased, sister. I mean, first you allow Zeus to replace me with DIONYSUS, and now youre shittalking me? tut tut, not very queenly of you...
Fuck.
Uhm.
I'm sorry?
(ooc- OML WHY DO I KEEP CLICKING THE WRONG BLOG FUUUUUCK)
that doesn't sound very apologetic.
(ooc- REAL DUDE AND I ONLY HAVE TWO)
... Uhm... HEY LOOK IT'S DIONYSUS!
*Hera tries to run away*
WHERE?! *she dramatically turns then realises she was tricked, and sprints towards Hera* YOU AREN'T GETTING AWAY, ASSHOLE
SINCE WHEN DO YOU CURSE?
you didnt 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 think that im the purest, most wholesome goddess in the world, did you?
I KINDA DID, YEAH!
and theres your problem! you judge books by their cover, sister
WELL YOU ARE KINDA BORING
I KEEP UNITY BETWEEN THE GODS AND MORTALS! I AM BASICALLY THE MOST IMPORTANT GODDESS OF OUR WORLD BECAUSE I BRING PEOPLE TOGETHER
Well you're not doing a very good job... Remember Troy...
ITS NOT MY FAULT THAT SOME IDIOTS (COUGH COUGH @athena-offical @aphrodite-offical and there was another person but I forgot COUGH COUGH) WERE ARGUING OVER WHO WAS THE PRETTIEST GODDESS IN THE WORLD!
You’d be thinking of Hera, also THAT WAS THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO!
Hey, uh, @crime-god-offical is teaching beau about how to destroy villages and they seem to be bonding. You should probably go get beau.
- @mikey-and-terrence-offical
(formerly parts of offically-williams-ghosts, from Michael/Mikey. Tags are bugs so also tagging @its-beau-offical so I know when you respond)
PC!!!!!!
@its-beau-offical
Oop— dang it Mikey.:( we were having fun and i got to meet dinosors.
@crime-god-offical, DON’T DO THAT!!
I crave destruction...
Son, we all do.
I crave violence. I wanna murder
Yes, but you have to have a reason.
I do? I just thought I was murderous.
Murder can only be justified if you do it for a reason.
I don't think I've actually killed anyone. I don't remember it at least. I just have a desire to destroy everything cuz people failed me when I was alive...
Hm. Interesting.
I don't know. I just crave violence...
Well…
I suppose I could find a way to let you express that…
@athena-offical
Is my assistance required, god of the sea?
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reblog to win one of that
I do believe it’s finals season for many of the officals, good luck my warriors! May my wisdom and knowledge guide your path.
As your commander I aspect you to eat, sleep and ensure your health throughout to the best of your abilities.
Forge through and we shall see the seeds of our efforts rise!