hornysantana's diary

21 he/him pronouns. Totally a gooner slut fangirl mentally ill drug addict. MDNI.

[hornysantanasdiary]

HornySantana'sDiary Fanfic Masterlist

Hazbin Hotel:

Alastor:

Sky Blue - F!reader/Alastor smut

Cedar and Pine - F!reader/Alastor smut

Come join me on AO3!

[coquettelust]

maybe i want to be talked to really softly. and manipulated a little

[hornysantanasdiary]

I miss when I was in a mild psychosis in November and my mind was consumed by hazbin, arcane and the desire to be drunk every night

Pls tell me I’m not the only one.. heh 😅

[billiamdoor]

I can be trusted with the fictional character. I Promise.

[billiamdoor]

I lied. Fuck it’s dire y’all. It’s Bad.

[hornysantanasdiary]

I’m sorry guys but vox feels to me like neurotypical Elon musk

and specifically in his White House power hungry era

In 2025 specifically.

Do yall remember as vividly as I do?

[santa-claus-offical]

I passed out for like 20 minutes and had a dream where horses could m disguisethemselves as lesbians

[hornysantanasdiary]

Ok vivzieverse hoes of tumblr I will be so honest…. I have not been on tumblr since I was 15…. I’m 22 now and figuring out how to be the badass fanfic writer I always wanted to be AND I NEED MOOTS. PLEASE PLEASE COMMENT AND REPLY SO WE CAN BE MOOTS

I WRITE AWESOME ALASTOR FANFIC AND USE BIG BOY WORDS AND POST TO AO3 IM SO COOL PLEASE PLEASE LETS BE MOOTS AND IF U FOLLOW ME ALREADY LET ME KNOW IF U WANT TO BE MOOTS

ALSO IF ANYONE IS OPEN TO SPELL CHECKING AND GETTING PRE RELEASED CONTENT AND CRITIQUING MY WORK IM OPEN TO THIS TOO SO I CAN UP MY GAME

[hornysantanasdiary]

Heard you wanted smut ideas. Here's one:

Alastor x Wife!Reader where she teases him endlessly the entire day only to get exactly what she dished out later that night.

You can change the gender if you want, I only put wife because I kept accidentally typing 'she' and just rolled with it

Happy gooning!

Hi 🐰!!! (Yes I did see the other ask u sent 😉) posting this just so everybody knows I HAVE recieved those asks yall and I AM WRITING I SWEAR!!! I’m breaking out of writers block but the new issue I’m encountering is the fact I’ve gone back to working 50 hours a week again so…. Enjoy this little blurb from this prompt I recieved just so yall know the juicy stuff is COMING

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“When is this dry spell of yours going to pass? I’m getting really, bored.” You punctuate your words with a pull of your fist, forcing his head back, leaving his neck exposed. He bares his teeth like a dog, threatened.

His eyes flash through too many versions of annoyed and enraged, and you smile innocently through the equal parts fear and arousal creeping up through your toes with the terrifyingly delicious look on his face. He only stares at you, letting seconds slip between the few inches separating you both.

[hornysantanasdiary]

I love Alastor. I love being Alastor.

[hornysantanasdiary]

I will never get over this I’m so fucking funny

[hornysantanasdiary]

YOU GUYS DID NOT DISSAPOINT WITH THESE HORNY ALASTOR/READER FIC IDEAS IN MY ASKS PLEASE OH MY GOD KEEP GOING I WILL WRITE EVERYTHING ISTG

I WILL START WRITING TONIGHT I PROMISE IM JUST STUCK DOING OVERTIME AT WORK OMG

[hornysantanasdiary]

Ok horny bitches of tumblr I’m so serious pls drop in my ask inbox Alastor/reader horny smut fic ideas because I’m so ready start writing them and istg I will feed you so well pls just give me inspiration

[hornysantanasdiary]

Please guys give me some nasty ass Horny ass fucking alastor fanfic prompts I will literally write anything I just want to write horny alastor shit I need to get out of hiatus

[leoooof]

Mother, I crave violence.

[vanethealpacca]

Since some of you guys begged, here's MORE human Vincent in a shark onesie! Btw I see you guys using my first Vincent shark edit post as a reaction picture on tiktok lol I love it and here you guys go, more.

This is the dumbest thing I've ever done ngl but I hate to admit that I did enjoyed doing this LMAO

[cherrykissxoxo]

*crying from laugh* Omfg it's so cute @6esiree look at this

[6esiree]

OH EM GEEEE this is amazing what???

[hornysantanasdiary]

Alastor in VRCHAT is GOATED

[hornysantanasdiary]

I love Alastor. I love being Alastor.

[nomifae]

Get twinkbugged lol