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I wasn't a "Teachers Pet" I was more of a "Get on the teachers good side so no one will know when I slit their throats" kind of girl.

#Me #I'm cruel #cruel cruel me

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I still have no idea how to even work tumblr. Cool m8.... Cool...

Story Time!

Story time kiddies, gather around. I'm going to tell you about my wonderful mother. Who takes no shit from others. So; my mother is a Molly Maid worker (for those of you who don't know what that is: she cleans people's houses) and she doesn't particularly like the job. It's not the first time she's worked as a Molly Maid, she did over 21 years ago before my older brother was born. She enjoyed the job. Now she doesn't. Not for the co-workers (that is a factor though) not even for the shitty ass clients she has to clean up after. It's her boss. This man is 5'4", wears pink all the time and my mother is honestly surprised that he has a wife. (And two daughters now, I pity them) my mother towers over this man (she's 5'9") and hoooh, she is a BITCH to him. Her boss is verbally abusive to all the employees, my mother especially because she isn't afraid to talk back to him. Whenever he has pissed her off, she tells him off. The best part? He can't fire her. Because if he fires my mother, her work partner will quit, and over half their clients that the two of them clean for will quit service. My mother can literally tell him to go fuck himself and he CANNOT fire her. My mother is a wonderful woman, but piss her off and I hope you've made peace with yourself, because she will fucking tear you down. She quit the job once before (when my depression was REALLY bad) because she didn't want to leave me alone incase I tried to kill myself. Her boss BEGGED for her to come back and work, in the few months my mother wasn't working, they went though 12 employees. TWELVE. My mother was gone almost 3 months. But he BEGGED her to come back, she only accepted it on her conditions. That she didn't have to associate with the boss AT ALL. As my mum says "I have him by the balls, he can't fire me because he'll just fuck himself over." And that is my incredibly wonderful mother. Whom I love with all my heart. She is very supportive and won't sugar coat shit, she'll tell you like it is in a blunt and crude fashion. She also slays everyone at Cards Against Humanity....

#mywonderfulmother #ilovemymother #shedoesntfuckingcare #shesasarcasticasshole

A bit of a bad photo but here is a lovely thing of Elliot and Leo I drew based off a post I seen on here (sadly I can't remember) but I liked it so much I (horribly) drew it out. Enjoy! The drawing DOES belong to me, as I spent prolly an hour drawing it (I know I could have done better but meh)

#pandorahearts #elliotnightray #leobaskerville #funnypandorahearts #basicallytheirrelationshiprightthere #godilovethesstwo #elliotxleo #cuties #pandoraheartsisawesome

Elliot : [in a crowd, can't find Leo] This calls for drastic measures

Elliot : [uses his hands as a microphone] ELLIOT NIGHTRAY SUCKS

Leo : [from across the street] yES HE DOES

Elliot : wHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY

I sometimes spout things without thinking, making my roommate look at me like I'm the stupidest person on the planet. Which is typically why I shut up. -rolls on the floor-

#bleh #imanidiot