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*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

biblicallyaccuratemoth

of course I relate heavily to body horror media it came free with being a girl who went through male puberty

yuridollification

my biggest most perverse dream is to get clocked by another tgirl in public who then comes up to me and asks if we could be friends

hitting on someone again and accidentally charming with my sad puppy demeanor

alteredpanel

dead wife jokes banned in the house due to current events

cringecorp

milksockets

von gutenberg magazine no. 1

#gender

orpheus was probably really happy for a second when he turned around

yellow-cat

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

acatnamedafteradog

Fluffy bunny tummy by Sparrowl on Twitter

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babe are you okay you reblogged Fluffy bunny tummy by Sparrowl on Twitter again

libraford

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

libraford

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

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I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

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I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

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"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."