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@horseslanderer
hell yea
if you don't mind me asking, why do you kick horses?
a reason is, in itself, a limitation
Hey pardon me a moment but how is this one of the hardest fucking things I have ever read
cuz jay eazy aint dropped yet bruh
Same. Horse slanderer out.
Horses could never. Horse slanderer out.
Fifteenth reason to hate horses: people keep them as pets. The pet trade can be really bad for animals and should be heavily reworked.
Fourteenth reason to hate horses: they can’t vomit. What happens if they eat something that makes them violently ill? Should’ve thought about that when they opted out of vomiting.
Bdubs: Do you perhaps know how much leather a horse gives? Like if they die? Is it the same amount as a cow?
Joel, who loves the sound of horses dying: I wouldn’t know Bdubs, cause I’ve never killed a horse.
Bdubs: you wouldn’t know?
Joel: No, yeah see that’s the thing…. But if I were to guess I’d probably say it’s around 3 leather depending on if you have looting, but that is just completely a guess
Bdubs, disgusted: YOU SICK FREAK
This made me a Joel fan. Certified Horse Slanderer out.
Thirteenth reason to hate horses: they aren’t immune to the passage of time. As the universe’s measure marches forward, they too, like the rest of creation, will suffer the effects of existence. Their bodies will decay and gray; their organs will fail one by one like the rest of us. There is nothing they can do.
Twelfth reason to hate horses: Minecraft horses can’t swim. It would be so convenient but instead I have to push one across a river like an idiot.
Eleventh reason to hate horses: they don’t have opposable thumbs. How do they write things? They don’t, cuz they’re dumb idiots.
Tenth reason to hate horses: they exist in a three dimensional plane. What the frick. Why do they do that?
Ninth reason to hate horses: they support the system. People ride them, and people make the system, so by that logic they make the system too.
Eighth reason to hate horses: they eat things. They don’t photosynthesize like every other animal on earth.
Seventh reason to hate horses: one of them ate my wifi router. It was really crunchy. Not a cool move though.
Sixth reason to hate horses: i got a tummy ache. Horses have stomachs, thereby they caused it by having a similar set of organs.
The voice acting didn’t have to hit like that
you have to unmute the voice acting is Oscar worthy
he sounds like an anime villain
Me but replace gaming with horses. Certified Horse Slanderer out.
number one hobby is CRYING AT MEDIA number two hobby is LOVING THE WORLD
number three hobby is HATING THE MILITARY
Number four hobby is HATING HORSES. Certified Horse Slanderer out.
Fifth reason why horses suck: they reproduce sexually. That means they have sex. Like perverts.
Fourth reason why horses suck: they’re used as a measurement. Why are our vehicles measured in horses? Because they’re so dumb you can measure with them.
