A Real-Life™ Human Person! (With Actual Feelings®)

[bob-belcher]

[ncjswnnskdoekdmenns]

[toothcereal]

she's bald except for the ponytail

[heymomlookimadeablog-deactivate]

That’s a warrior’s cut

[bluestem-anna]

Mrs warrior is crying because her wife just got diagnosed with fatal bookshelf-brain

[doafhat]

Equal life forms.

[lifeisawalnut]

Life update

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

god...

[unclefather]

i’ll be using that yawn emoji a lot. thank you

[madamslayyy]

There two plus 🎃👻

[colorful-happy-shit]

That's a YAWN emoji??

[homopower]

[stuckonearth]

Brokeback Mountain (2005)

[galinda-uplands]

JULES | Euphoria - Stuntin’ Like My Daddy

[schmoodeth]

[pandavalkyrie]

Hi I live in Richmond VA and I love my city so much, this morning 60 people woke up to find old television sets just sitting on their porches or lawns. Even better, those with security cameras recorded the person(s) responsible and they cannot be identified because they were wearing a jumpsuit and tv on their head

[pandavalkyrie]

A new local cryptid I’m so stoked

[mojav]

British people be saying “I fink” and “me neifer”

[sailorbrazil]

im not bovered

[frawgs]

ello yewchube

[yeahiwasintheshit]

freshen your drink guv'nahs

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I saw the future. There were so few bees left that they cross-bred beekeepers with them so they could better connect with them.

I was taking a test to identify plants (I won because some dude thought pineapples were berries) and after that I met a beekeeper who worked inside of a giant glass beehive and had little antennas and a dope ass beard.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Everyone was commenting on this post, saying that pineapples ARE berries, and even I was like, huh, that’s not right, so I looked it up, and

[jollygreengiantdick]

[luischocolatier]

Bananas, tomatoes, watermelons, coffee, cocoa, pomegranates and pumpkins are also berries.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

W-what????????’

[captainlordauditor]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN POMEGRANATES ARE BERRIES????

[anotherhawk]

You know what isn’t a berry? Strawberries. Fuck fruit scientists.

[jame7t]

hey is everyone ignoring the part of the dream where bees and beekeepers fucked

[dankmemeuniversity]

[wadey-wilson]

no gif will do this justice

[wadey-wilson]

this is officially the best response to this video ive gotten

[snaily-deactivated]

3/7/18

this is a call out post for my little trash man who wont let me go anywhere

[snaily-deactivated]

just in case anyone wanted to see him in action

[catchymemes]

[tabitha1917]

[hafael-archive]

[meme-theft]

[andremichaux]

#mood