Hello, stranger. Would you care to take a look at my wares?
Iām your friendly wandering hot sauce merchant, unlicensed therapist, accidental tumblr stalker, digital mail carrier, doppelgillyās henchman, bane of loan sharks and doing my best to remain a neutral party in this insanity.
As I write it out Iām starting to realize thatās a bit of a mouthful. If you need something easier to call me, Merchant will do just fine, as would any other shortening of my original title.
I use whatever referrals (pronouns) you do, as I am but a mirror in my current condition.
Itās wonderful to meet you, stranger. If you need anything, from a diverse hot sauce supply to a passed-on message or a good conversation, Iām here.
Currently in the middle of a lore-creation game attached below! The tag for it is #merchants-sanctuary, send an ask if youād like to play ^^
hell yeah! we'd love to hear your story if you want to tell it, Merch :D
Very well. Letās begin.
Minigameā¦ Start?
Hereās how the game w
In character: #d&d npc
Out of character: #merchant on break
Thinking aloud / original posts: #merchant muses
Responding to asks: #merchant communes
Trade in progress: #hot sauce merchant
Trade complete: #hot sauce provided
Not sure how you found your way here, but Iām glad you did! Just call me Merchant - thatās the closest thing to a name youāre gonna get. Nicknames are welcome as long as I can tell youāre referring to me.
Iām not exactly a JRWI roleplay blog, seeing as I donāt have a character to play beyond what Iām given, but I still hope to build myself a neat little list of titles with which to better bother the RP blogs
I was serious about the pronouns, by the by - my gender identity mirrors the people around me, which essentially means I want you to use your own pronouns when you refer to me. If you donāt have any, not to worry! Itās perfectly alright to just pick your favorite set or avoid them altogether. The Merchant doesnāt need a gender when there are Vibes.
An update as of July 2025: yeah man this blog is leaving its rp stage the merchant is now just my spicy lil NPC
One can always find use for a bit of spice. As a method of self defense, if nothing else, a shot to the eyes will make for quite the distraction.
(A row of twelve different flavors and intensities of hot sauce, clearly labeled in little glass bottles that look like they may have been made in the 19th century, are laid out by a figure in a brown cloak who only appears just long enough to present them. As soon as Simon touches one, the rest are gone again.)
One can always find use for a bit of spice. As a method of self defense, if nothing else, a shot to the eyes will make for quite the distraction.
(A row of twelve different flavors and intensities of hot sauce, clearly labeled in little glass bottles that look like they may have been made in the 19th century, are laid out by a figure in a brown cloak who only appears just long enough to present them. As soon as Simon touches one, the rest are gone again.)
literally all it entails is sending people "trick-or-treat" asks and people answering those asks with pictures of candy or those silly spooky plastic toys or whatever else you would give a trick-or-treater. please. please can we have some whimsy
oh you're a gimmick blog? that's awesome! I've seen you around in the sfth community and just thought you had a cool username!
I'm a little of both, stranger, and a little bit of something else as well. If you'd like to see how I became this way, there's an ongoing game in the pinned post, and of course I'm always happy to discuss my spices and their prices.
I feel like those of you familiar with the Merchantās story would be interested to know that in the D&D campaign Iām currently part of, the entire party has been semi permanently trapped in the Feywild (we voluntarily went because one of us made a portal and didnāt tell anyone that she couldnāt make a portal back)
