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Crying

When suddenly it’s May, it’s snowing, and you can’t stop tearing up because it’s cold as fuck and you’re outside biking to work.

Feeling: Chill

#REAL MEN CRY #sadboizclub #jk #it's dangerous #to bike #with tears in your eye #which means I end up biking #with only one eye open #most of the time #stay safe #don't do drugs #bike with a helmet #don't be like me

Drinks

Got drinks with somebody I shouldn’t have gotten drinks with. I’m an idiot. But we move on.

Feeling: Kinda aiite

#NOT REALLY AIITE #sadboizclub #someday #yay #feelings #critique #serious #lol #mtl

Walking

It used to take me 8 minutes to walk to work. Now it takes 12. Fuck you knee.

Feeling: Aiite.

#let's be real #it could've been worse #I didn't #dislocate #tear #pop #rip #break #any bones #or ligaments #all I did was sprain it #but it still hurts #:(#sometimes #boyz just wanna be sad

Month of Sobriety

Took a month off of drinking, saved money, spent money on jeans and a tattoo, still saved money.

Feeling: Chill, and inked.

#I got a day off work #more to come #chill #tattoos #they hurt #I swear nobody saw me cry #if they did they're lying #ALL OF THEM #blog #review #critique #critic #serious #confirmed #not an alcoholic #not dependent #but #goddamn #drinking sure does feel good

Black Friday Shopping

Bought a vacuum, and it is in all likelihood the only purchase I’ll make from this shopping holiday.

Feeling: Very hot, and very fucking clean.

#who wants to clean with me?#I'm clean and u no it #let's vacuum 2gether bby #my girlfriend definitely thinks i'm weird #but at least she'll be coming to a clean apartment #cuz we all know that's pretty fucking hot #thank you amazon #should I add a gift option for myself?#treat yoself came early #sorry mylene #i'm gonna suck up all dat dust #dirt ain't no thang #feeling #hot #clean #as fuck

Free Scotch Tasting

When you stand around at the SAQ long enough staring at bottles of scotch that somebody comes up to ask you if you need any help, and you ask them if they know what a certain scotch single malt tastes like. 5 minutes later you’ve been involved in a discussion of different regions and profiles of different distilleries and have tried out 3 different bottles.

Feeling: Pretty Damn Hot.

#I told you being awkward was a good thing #Lucky me the sales associate doesn't like scotch #brought somebody else over instead #and they let me try out all their open bottles #ARE YOU INSPIRED NOW #saq #mtl #montreal #Can I have another drink please?#hot as fuck #hot #feeling flushed #is this because I'm asian?#first drink I had before noon #haven't even had coffee yet

That Awkward Tinder Thing

When you match with 2 different girls, and they’re good friends with each other, and you already went out with one of them and the other is asking if it’s okay to go out with you as well.

Feeling: Pretty Chill

#soooooo #do we have her blessing?#How does this happen?#But hey #they're both really cute #I don't really get into these situations often #but I guess it was bound to happen at some point #on the bright side #the first girl said she had a really great time with me #did you know I'm a pretty great date?

Saint-Viateur Bagels

They’re not my usual bagel of choice, but I just got given a free bag of the freshest bagels you could ever imagine.

Feeling: Hot

#perks of living right above them #did you know #they're actually my landlord #I LIKE FAIRMOUNT MORE #FAIRMOUNT4LYFE #I'm all bout that Fairmount #I'll pretend I like Saint V #just cuz #I don't have a choice #This calls for a protest #feeling #HOT #hot cuz I'm fresh #can't touch this #saint viateur #fairmount #bagels #bagel #DOUGH WITH ROUND HOLE

Bike Thieves

You know shit gets real when there are people carrying around allen key sets with them to steal bike parts.

Not fucking hot. Not fucking chill. Not fucking aiite.

#fuck #thieves #bikes #montreal

Macbook Pro

My first ever company laptop. Am I a yuppie now?

Feeling: Hot

#maybe it's actually chill #I'm not going to tell you though #how do I use a mac?#Can I eat the apple?#I'm pretty hungry right now #It might be time for me to go to lunch #typing on this keyboard sounds pretty loud #sorry

Job Interviews

Went in for a 3rd round interview today. Got more compliments on my outfit than my skills from the co-founders of the company.

Feeling: Really hot.

#hot #I AM HOT #CONFIRMED #people think i'm good looking #don't you?#Let me be narcissistic #and annoy you #as much as possible #real talk

James May

I didn’t actually see him, but I did see his doppelganger.

And it was a woman.

Feeling: Really Hot.

#james may #top gear #paisley #doppelganger #I wish it was actually him #I was this close to saying hello james #before i noticed that the person had #breasts #would've been really #awkward #if I did say hello james #but let's be real #I probably would've said #cock #after realizing it's not actually james may

On Being Corny/Cheesy

I’ve become concerned about just how corny and cheesy the things that I say to people can seem to be. Can somebody teach me how to be cool?

How I’m feeling: Chill

#can somebody teach me how to be #cool #I'm way too cheesy for my own good #I wonder how many people are annoyed with the way I talk to them #Honestly #I'm just a concerned citizen #trying to be a good friend #I'm just gonna shut up and listen to #R Kelly #from now on

Cramping

Biking home last night after playing basketball. 4 blocks away from home my entire left hamstring cramps up. Stuck stretching on the side of the street for 10 minutes, so I can ride home.

Feeling aiite.

#need that myoflex #maybe I'll take up yoga #let's be real #rub myoflex #and maybe stretch a little #hydration also helps #maybe I shouldn't have gone out to a bar afterwards #alcohol dehydrates #protip

Smiles on the Street

When a pretty girl walking towards me smiles at me. I smile back, awkwardly.

Totally wasn’t meant for me.

I’ll still take it though.

Feelings: Aiite

#honestly #I'll take what I can get #jk #I'm actually pretty picky #Maybe #it's aiite #If she actually smiled at me #that'd be hot #but let's be real #nobody smiles at me on the street #:(#~I'd take a smile from you~

Muddy Bum

When you sit at the park and you get some dirt stuck onto the back of your pants and it’s brown, but it’s a really nice day.

Pretty Chill.

#mud #bum #who doesn't like a muddy bum #personally #I like to be clean #but if it's on a good'ol pair of jeans #I think it's pretty chill #Especially when it's a nice sunny spring/summer day #montreal

Hiccups

2AM, can't fall asleep because I've got the hiccups. I don't have to wake up early, so I guess it's aiite.

#aiite #im really tired though #i tried everything to stop the hiccups #please stop #let me sleep #im tired #i played 2hrs of ball #i need my rest #i want to eat a banana #they help prevent muscle cramps #true story #fuck hiccups

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