Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round
Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
GUYS WHAT DO I PAY FOR AGAIN/j GO VOTE FOR MY WET CAT AROACE SCIENTIST/silly

Love Begins
NASA
almost home
wallacepolsom

ellievsbear
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
cherry valley forever

@theartofmadeline
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
tumblr dot com

pixel skylines
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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One Nice Bug Per Day

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round
Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
GUYS WHAT DO I PAY FOR AGAIN/j GO VOTE FOR MY WET CAT AROACE SCIENTIST/silly
I NEED TO PUT YALL ON SOMETHING
The movie Swapped (on netflix) Is in desperate need of a lingual misunderstanding fic.
PLEASE ITS THE PERFECT UNIVERSE FOR IT.
Yes, it is a kids movie, yes it about animals, and yes it is where this diva is from
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round
Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
Guys it’s only been 3-4 hours wtf
tumblr being real normal about this one
update
I’m scared guys
Let's make it worse!
As of me looking at it rn
We are very normal,
Clearly.
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round
Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
Guys it’s only been 3-4 hours wtf
tumblr being real normal about this one
update
I’m scared guys
Let's make it worse!
As of me looking at it rn
omega King Arthur had genuinely never occurred to me. combined with him being a Christian king and having 3-4 sons with different mothers is so much funnier in an omegaverse scenario. Merlin sending the knights on a quest to discover silphium because the king needs to be on birth control STAT
And that's how Simon learned that Grace likes men lmao
Ah yes. Me. My girlfriend. And her five cat sized spiders, she found in a hole.
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Do you think a monster is capable of fear? I think when he has something he loves, it starts to understand fear.
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Wait!! It's not over!! There is still more! It'll just take longer to post them as I have yet to finish them so please be patient! Thank you for all the love you have shown this au and it's truly my pleasure to be making these stories! There will be joy in the Hail Mary!! Trust!
Found at the Rag Machine in Vancouver, Canada.
Everyone in the notes forgetting about the concept of pregnancy you’re so valid never change
a tiny heist went down to rescue Rise and now he's being taken everywhere by Reid Wiseman because he's extremely important (he was supposed to be left on the craft, he has instead been adopted)
Never be afraid to take your favorite plushie everywhere. If it's cool enough for an astronaut, it's cool enough for you.
Kayaking on a lake then taking a nap on the grass just off the shore is like the best.
sleeping out doors
yay
nay
Who would win a tongue fight?
Doofenshmirtz
Stan
"OP what the fuck?" 👇
This just reminds me of that one piece of art after last year’s sexyman contest
This phm fanart shi easy what was I on abt
people love to see a character in a suit and go ''oh he would be such a tumblr sexyman back in the day" but i feel like we need to give tumblr sexyman more credit for their variety. never forget that sans undertale ruled so many fans hearts. thats literally a short fat(?) skeleton in shorts and slippers. you cannot pigeonhole the sexyman into just one genre of man. do not forget yourself.
What kind of problems do you think that gun could create
i do think a lot of implausible medieval plot devices make more sense when considering the fact that these people simply did not have glasses
like the king arthur problem of how were these people always accidentally sleeping with the wrong person? well 1) no glasses 2) no lights and candles are so expensive 3) royal couples didn’t even sleep in the same bed a lot of the time anyway 4) arranged marriage how much do you really know your spouse anyway? maybe not very well a lot of the time 5) people are drinking a lot idk. maybe not as absurd as one might think
this post is brought to you by the one time i woke up at a sleepover and realized that without my glasses i could not distinguish one friend from the other. haunting. all of arthurian literature was unlocked to me at that moment
Who would win a fight to the death?
Perry the Platypus and Dr Doofenshmirtz
Stan twins
I just checked my notes. holy moses.
I’m sorry, it’s a very good poll the people need to see it