My friends call Me Steve

Stephhh. Also: wattup. Also: holy shit. Also: good talk.

[ironpour]

[theweirdwideweb]

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

me after i fuck

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

im blocking everyone who reblogged this and deleted my caption

[earthandbeast]

[neverthere12345]

[hexmaniacmareen]

what they say: cats are evil and unable to love

what they mean: i dont know how to handle small animals and consider them lashing out in SELF DEFENSE an insult

[rad-roach]

Usually what it boils down to is “I’m mad because the cat didn’t act like a dog”.

[black-nata]

[luvtonique]

Pushing fragile things off tables and breaking them: Self defense. 

Destroying Christmas Trees: Self defense, I mean the tree attacked them. 

Scratching their owner’s eyeball: Self defense. 

Scratching their sleeping owner’s face: Self defense. 

Jumping on their owner’s back and clawing into their spine: Self defense. 

Admittedly yeah 

A dog doesn’t do those things because a dog’s version of self defense is to be a good animal who loves you and doesn’t attack you unless you attack them first. 

I mean if a cat feels that threatened by everything in their owner’s household maybe the owner shouldn’t have gotten a cat. 

[amphiaria-deactivated20250226]

Pushing fragile things off tables and breaking them: Playing. Cats are well-known to like to play with small objects. Your cat does not know what “fragile” means and does not understand the distinction between toy and not-toy objects. Place fragile things out of a cat’s line of sight and reach, and if you don’t provide them with enough enrichment items that they go looking for them, that’s on you.

Destroying Christmas Trees: Cats like to climb things. They’re not doing it to spite you.

Scratching their owner’s eyeball: Probably an accident, due to overstimulation when playing. It wasn’t trying to hurt you. Don’t anthropomorphize animals by attributing spite to them. Animals don’t do spite the way that humans do.

Scratching their sleeping owner’s face: Trying to rouse you with its paw, probably gently, because it loves you and wants to play with you.

Jumping on their owner’s back and clawing into their spine: Come on. If a cat is jumping on you, it loves you and wants to be close to you. Digging in with its claws is how it balances itself on an unstable surface and is purely a reflexive reaction. It isn’t intending to hurt you.

99% of cat behavioral problems stem from bored cats. Cats need to climb, need to scratch, and need small objects to play with. I only recommend adopting cats in pairs, so that they can keep each other entertained. Cats are not purely solitary. They get lonely, and lonely cats act out. Once again, your entire problem with cats as a species seems to stem from the fact that you don’t understand how cats express affection and it upsets you that they don’t do so the way that dogs do. Cats aren’t small dogs and cannot be expected to behave as such.

[hotdamnitsteph]

Hey.. coming from someone who has two cats... people are allowed to be incompatible with the behavioral patterns of certain animals. But thats none of my business🤷🏼‍♀️

[goodson]

i wanna be friends with a crow but i know that wanting it means itll never happen. theyre too smart theyll smell my sweaty palms

[percohate]

永遠愛你

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[i-likethesummer-rain]

2.5 million notes I hate myself

[froot-lupul]

I reblogged this twice now

[insidethe99-blog]

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

[mayannaise-hart-deactivated2021]

Not taking a fucking chance

[lethamber]

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

[celestialkeyprincess]

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

[bitchwithwifivevo]

How dare you

[riarkling]

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

[chillyclarke-deactivated2018010]

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

[prettylittleliarsfan901-deactiv]

Sorry I can’t risk it

[missprincessdancingsunshine]

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

[incoherentlyblogging]

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

[feels-ships-lunars]

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

[trapbvby]

Sorry guys

[desolves]

sorry 😩

[mexicanthighs-deactivated201605]

IM NOT RISKING IT

[foiliage]

I DON’T GIVE A DAMN NO WAY

[alexisreneg]

Ow

[depressed-tomato-deactivated201]

~Since summer is coming soon, here’s my spring glow up plan ~

🌺🌺🌺Body goals 🌺🌺🌺

- flat tummy, lose the muffin top

- tone inner thighs

- build better booty

- clear up skin

🏵️🏵️🏵️ Diet 🏵️🏵️🏵️

- Drink 2 - 3 litres of water every day

- Replace: chocolate, chips, candy, cookies, fries, donuts, etc…with healthier options, such as

🍿 popcorn

🍌 banana pancakes

🍉 smoothies

(occasional ice cream is okay, c'mon it’s spring )

- Drink more green tea 🍵

- Eat less white bread 🍞, cheese 🧀 & red meat 🥩

- Eat mor fruits 🍐, veggies 🥕 & berries 🍓

🌸🌸🌸 Exercise 🌸🌸🌸

- cardio 5 x 30-60mins/week

- daily workout includes:

🌷dolphin push-ups

🌷donkey kicks

🌷leg lifts

🌷pillow squeeze

🌷obligue twists

🌷lunges

🌷squats

🌷mountain climbers

(vary the amount of reps so your body doesn’t get used to these moves)

[alt-j-deactivated20171027]

a psa to a lot of people on this website

shhhhhhhhhhhhh shhhhh shhhhhhh shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shhh shhhhhhhhhhhhhh shhhhhhhhhh

[champagnemoon]

why everybody be tryna act like they didn’t have a twilight phase

[andhumanslovedstories]

You either had a twilight phase or you had an anti-twilight phase and in either case you invested emotion in twilight, your twilight phase

[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

reblog party pikachu on this monday night and you will find unexpected joy

[zodiacatsea]

Cats are just little dudes

[yermemeblog]

Our Leader. He is us. We are him.

[fromrushhourwithlove]

HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

HEY HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HEY HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

[imagination]

[lordtrash-deactivated20161201]

*nudges boyfriend at 3 AM* pretty fucked up that we think minions are all male. they’re just awful yellow potato hellspawn. chad? wake up chad. listen. they’re sexless and they’re terrible and i never want to see another one again

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

[clarknokent]

Unfollow me too

[gothhabiba]

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

[closet-keys]

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire. 

[peachypastel]

I just lost 50 followers.. bye

[katiemcgrxth]

clearing out the trash

[bway-grimes]

GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON

[moonedknights]

BUHBYE U McNASTIES

[bogleech]

I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.