Shay

[brucebocchi]

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

me n the boys 

[janefondasmugshot-deactivated20]

i used to think i was unphotogenic then i found out i was just ugly

[funkyness]

*magical girl transformation but i turn into a raccoon*

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

did i ever tell you guys about that time i gave my sister 2000 nickels for her birthday

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

special ordered them from the bank

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

nice to know that in a world full of change, tumblr still has no idea how numbers work

[laurajameskinney]

thats…thats $100, right? 

[rabeimwald]

@ you weebs

2,000/10=200

Two hundred dollar power move

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#Math is literally the only thing i have going for me  #It’s my bragging right  #Even Gaud can’t take that away

You divided by 10. 10 is for dimes

[lizzykasters]

Y'all. 2,000 nickels is $400. 2,000÷5. It equals $400.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’m crying. no, no it doesn’t

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the answers keep getting worse better

[pawesome-but-pawful]

Guys it’s 50$.

what the hell.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

honey no

[fracturedsunbeams]

This post is getting progressively worse and I love it with a passion 

[champagnemanagement]

[memewhore]

[recalcitrantlycaffeinated]

This is a callout post for the TSA agent who was incredibly thoughtful and concerned about me flying across the country all alone without an adult and wanted to make sure I knew how to go through security and felt safe and comfortable and explained that, as per the signs, children under 12 can keep their shoes on, and directed me specifically to another agent to help me so I wouldn’t be overwhelmed or afraid.

You were super sweet and kind, and the look on your face when I handed you my driver’s license and you realized I was 25 was priceless.

[canadian-kazoo-god]

ASJDKDNDJNSKKS

[fearcraver]

[lishra]

[whitepeopletwitter]

That’s lame

[animusrox]

[teathattast]

[alexander]

[academicoperdido]

When I get back to my boyfriend’s house after spending all day with my family

[memewhore]

[teathattast]

corcle time

[boseman-chadwick]

[aces-to-apples]

[ufomism]

person: i care about u me: ok then why am i not ur entire life??? smh fake