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anyways here is my contribution to vine being dead

i was so high..

i came home to make a hot pocket and tried reading the microwave directions, but i couldn’t understand a single word. i literally thought I couldn’t read anymore. after about five minutes of heavy breathing followed by a few tears thinking i lost my sense of literacy, i figured out i was in the Spanish label side

jasonhorton

I mean hot pockets are good tho

Snapchat: thejasonhorton

themeaningofgentle

Don’t mind me, just making some hot pockets

pupporoni

princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate

You know what should happen in Incredibles 2?

A familiar scene opens up before us with Frozone in his living room, clicking the button on the remote to bring out his super suit. As expected, it’s not there, and just as expected, he begins his legendary spiel.

“HoneEEEEY, WHERE’S M-” he’s cut off as his super suit is flung at his face from off screen.

There’s a cut and now you’re viewing a colorful feminine figure appearing in the hallway.

“I ain’t gonna let you go out without me this time.” Frozone’s wife says, in full superheroine garb, snapping her fingers to produce a few small electric sparks around her hands.

champaign-daddy

Share the frick outta dis so the disnay company can see this.

puerto-nic0

And she’s voiced by nicki Minaj

julesisalostgirl

I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR HALLOWEEN 🎃

Would either of you advise people to fuck a hot pocket

I don't know about Aimee but I definitely would not suggest fucking instant microwaved food

misandry-mermaid

If you need ammo when arguing with your annoying aunt or rape apologist friend that 50 Shades of Grey is in fact an abusive relationship...

This breakdown picks apart the rape scene bit by bit (TW obviously)

This blog post lists all the abusive things Christian Grey does

Another blog post that lists the warning signs of an abusive partner and how Christian Grey fits them all

It’s not “just a book”, this article shows how readers of 50 shades are more likely have abusive partners and see that abuse as a normal part of an intimate relationship