Schwifty (ﾉ･ｪ･)ﾉ

my blog is just like me, a giant trash can. I never take myself serious. pan (｡･･｡). INFJ (๑꒪▿꒪)

[masongooning]

MALUMA for Calvin Klein

[the-memedaddy]

[noctumsolis]

Sooo I’m guessing that for Americans “cross” and “sauce” rhyme?

[appendingfic]

I cannot imagine what pronunciation would cause them not to, so yes

[kragehund-deactivated20200518]

if you live somewhere that “sauce” and “horse” rhyme, i don’t want to hear your opinions on literally anything.

[vworpstageleft]

Me, after a few seconds: Oh. they’re saying “horse” with a soft r.

Me initially:

[whitepeopletwitter]

[charlesoberonn]

The United States has 3 times as many Jerusalems as Israel

[charlesoberonn]

10 times as many Londons as England

[charlesoberonn]

30 times as many Parises as France

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

World capitals, but they’re all in Arkansas.

I actually think Illinois has more world capitals in it but they’re not as funny.

[noselikeringo]

New York ran out of names to take so they just started taking other states

[toshio]

[the-last-writer]

[everythingfox]

(via)

[6hundredcubiccentimeters]

Keep liking my posts and we gon end up like this

[sergle]

like if a drink is gonna taste bad, then I want it to at least Fuck Me Up, and if a drink isn’t gonna fuck me up, then i want it to taste real nice. but you can’t have a drink that both fails to fuck you up, AND fails to taste good. that’s cheating. and that’s beer.

[fail-boat]

During tonight’s volunteer shift, I had to keep six kittens in a box while a team mate cleaned their cage. (Their mom/foster mom was taking a break from them and just chilling)

The experience was… challenging. 😂

[lilragekitten]

All the squeaky babies~~!!!

[imgoingtogobacktheresomeday-dea]

The most gentle version of whack a mole you will ever play

[ranmagender]

Me in 2006:

Me in 2020:

[anxietyproblem]

[catchymemes]

[not-tumbling]

[socialistexan]

[general-thinks]

This is somehow worst than the Bidoof law

[weloveshortvideos]

[gondwana]

this cat is VERY small and VERY round, 10/10

[gyey]

unbelievble

[shadowpiratemonkey7]

@certified-kindergartner

[eliminated]

[werenotreallystrangers]

[t4t4t]

Native burial sites blown up for US border wall

"Controlled blasting" for Mr Trump's border wall is taking place at sacred gravesites, tribes and lawmakers say.

[izalen]

Colonialism is not a concept of a bygone era.

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

I remember seeing a different post pointing out that Native Americans are basically already living a post-apocalyptic world.

[moniquill]

The apocalypse happened here in 1620.

[bimenace]

There’s a really well done graphic novel anthology by Indigenous Canadian writers and artists that is based off this concept.

[cynicjovial]

Lemon

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

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